WaPo: CDC identifies a potential source for the cyclosporiasis wave (Taco Bell supplier Taylor Farms)

fuck these billionaires. They gotta be crushed

New column: Trade tiers for 2026, with every single NFL player who should/could/would land at least one first-round pick in a trade this year www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

New pod: @dannybkelly.bsky.social and I previewed the post apocalyptic hellscape that is the NFC WEST 🏈 New Seahawks OC discussion 🏈 The Niners’ additions 🏈 Do the Rams have any weaknesses 🏈 Can Marvin Harrison Jr make the leap 🎧: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... 📺: youtu.be/IZOLO29GQ0I?...

one time for javier bardem

Oh man apparently Pickford left the penalty instructions bottle behind for Argentina. Via LuisMartin_9 instagram

John Watershoes

she's not having fun we're not having fun this isn't fun i miss having fun

OSSOFF: Who won the 2020 election? CLAYTON: Uhm, you know, I'm not going to do this with you O: This is a job interview. You have an obligation to be honest with the committee. Who won the 2020 election? C: I'm not gonna get into that with you O: You're not being honest or forthright C: ...

Legends!

This is neat—friend of the pod Seth Galina coaches a women’s football team in Quebec, and theyre going to a the national championship (!). He’s doing a little fundraiser to help cover the costs—donate or amplify if you’re so inclined: www.gofundme.com/f/support-te...

What happened in the 20th century as the modern media environment set in is that you could simply make too much money as an ex president to feel like you ought to keep working in politics. Also to get to the presidency you have to be something of a media figure first and foremost to begin with.

I fucking dare you to find a single instance of a GOP politician involved in and/or pushing any type of policy or legislation exactly like this. It's instructive

It’s incredible that people this dumb get the same number of votes as you do.

Happy Con Air Day to those who celebrate, may we open the Bastille of our hearts.

one more time for dave using his voice/presence for good

Fuck ICE

For August’s @bloomberg.com Businessweek—The Grift Issue!—I wrote about skyrocketing rates of credit card chargebacks, which are up 46% since 2021. It’s driven by two things: retailers behaving in scammy ways, and shoppers trying to scam them back. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I've never had a Favorite Movie, but I'm pretty sure Jurassic Park and Event Horizon have most frequently been the two closest things to it. The Sam Neill film fest also includes one minute of him playing Double False Odin while Anthony Hopkins plays Loki playing Original False Odin

Nooooo 😢

Timeline cleanse 💤

__death doesn't automatically absolve you of 𝙝𝙤𝙬 you lived__

my response to every “AOC should run for senate instead” poster is: is it an existential moment or not? because talking about stepping stones and “she’d be an effective legislator” very much feels like not-existential moment talk

Incoming Seahawks owner Vinod Khosla is "excited" to see all proceeds from the purchase "go to a non-profit."

As someone who was born and raised in SC, and taught to never speak ill of the dead, I will say this about Lindsey Graham: It is always good when someone who fought for a race-neutral meritocracy can reunite with their ancestors.

Twitter is the world’s largest generator of CSAM & non-consensual porn by a margin of about 8000%, and somehow… MSM isn’t even reporting on it. (also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary) youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ

The main divide I’ve noticed between people who think AI makes them speedier writers and people who think that it makes the process slower and more cumbersome is that the former group is full of people whose writing is totally meaningless emails and space-fillers

🏈 @aaronschatz.com's FTN Football Almanac is here! This is a must-read guide for NFL fans, fantasy diehards & sharp bettors! ftnfantasy.com/almanac

Social networks are full of AI slop. Search engines are unreliable. The folks who write NFL previews are forced to choke their articles with keywords. There aren't many sources that are trustworthy and readable anymore. The @ftnfantasy.com Almanac has been a reliable guide for well over 20 years!

No Context Ringer Fantasy Football Show 7/8/26: Memento, Little Jug @dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social

Shohei Ohtani leads off the game with a homer, the 300th of his career. Plus congrats in the dugout and replays.

In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

Don’t send a man to do a woman’s job

This feels like a good time to note that, indeed, USWNT is the winningest team in international sports history (win percentage: 84) the18.com/en/soccer-en...

Having a keeper who plays in the MLS is never a good thing

everyone is happy about cr7 exiting the world cup

Dear god the dumbest people run too many things in this world

@minakimes.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social was that JSN at the Portugal-Spain match?

it’s an absolute travesty that we gotta wait 4 years for the next world cup. the 2026 world cup is so good it has me missing it while it’s still happening.

@jeffgerstmann.com found your analysis of TSB interesting. As a young child when this came out, we loved itZ has twice as many plays, all the teams, play action, etc. To each their own of course, and you had it 40 overall so you didn’t hate it too much. youtube.com/watch?v=9tXz...

i’ve never experienced a collective enthusiasm and fun like this month of the world cup. just consistently blown away how universal the enjoyment is and how deep people are plunging down the rabbit hole. doesn’t matter who i’m with or where i am everyone’s locked in and it rules

buddy that england-norway match gon break a record for most spf 700 sunscreen used in a single game. in miami?? lol

My real thoughts re: Balogun 🫡🫡🫡

Neymar, who had post game dinner plans with Dave Portnoy and the Anduril CEO, got a Make-A-Wish goal

Norway defeated England in a World Cup qualifier in Oslo on September 9, 1981. Which led to this—the greatest call in sports broadcasting history. Kick rocks, Maggie Thatcher.

had to mute a post because a bunch of people decided my saying americans don't know a lot about belgium as a form of genocide denial? kind of adds a new layer to the "so you hate waffles" joke

calling to do corruption on behalf of somebody they don't believe should be a citizen of the United States