MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices https://theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-loves-high-gas-prices/

Nick Wright joins Bomani for today's episode of The Right Time ‼️ - Wemby's "Revenge" Game - LeBron's next move - Daryl Morey fired by Sixers Link: youtu.be/A1uPfgs3DhY?...

Can someone in the sciences let me know if human brains are physically shrinking or if it just feels that way? Write my paper. Cut out this show’s supporting characters. Explain the plot directly to me 5x per episode in case I’m second-screening. Summarize this email—6 sentences is too long.

LFG!!!

Yeah, what the headline says! Appreciate @calliefin.bsky.social spreading the good word about Good Game and iHeart Women's Sports!

Name a song with girl in the title but replace with squirrel: Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun

she said “let the sec know, brothers” 👀

Absolutely impossible for these guys to be normal about children

IN CONCLUSION,

They sell these at the grocery store but they absolutely do not hit the same when you’re not eating them at 9 am with a Diet Coke an hour after takeoff

the year is 3243 oceans are the temperature of french onion soup a wolf/alligator hybrid roams the streets of our cities, feasting on what scientists refer to as "cybertrash" stephen a. smith and skip bayless are debating lebron's place on the all-time list

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/

C.J. Stroud is good. The Texans’ running game is not.

God yes. No men. No one older than 40 from now on.

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

@sarahspain.com tough opener for Storm. Got a great shot at JuJu if they play like that all year 😂 Hope Awa can join them soon.

Concerning!

Ah, ok. So the Court is saying the Virginia redistricting measure did not win by *enough* to go into effect. Interesting and not at all wildly corrupt and unfair.

We’re deeply grateful to all of the Tennessee Indivisibles and everyone else across the state who showed up in defense of democracy. We the People — especially Black and Brown Americans — have opposed tyranny in the past. The road may be longer than we hoped, but we will win. Again.

as a proud marylander i'm going to need my state to gerrymander the shit out of our one republican house district. no reason a bright blue state should have any republican representation.

NEWS: 30 former Ohio State football players—including Al Washington, Ray Ellis and Keith Ferguson—say they'll join class action against OSU over sex abuse by Dr. Richard Strauss. It’s the first time any named FB players have gone public alleging Strauss abused them. www.sportico.com/leagues/coll...

@mcuniversitypod.bsky.social @jakechristie.bsky.social when we getting daredevil finale pod? I’m itching!

One reason Republicans are banning books and classes on race is because reading even one book about Jim Crow or Reconstruction makes it clear that they are hoping to reinstate segregation.

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

The WNBA season begins tomorrow, which means it’s time for the return of The Shootaround, Good Game’s WNBA season preview! I break down each and every W squad to get you prepped for tipoff, starting with the Eastern Conference. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

Oh huh.

This is a fire video and you should like it, comment on it, and subscribe to it. youtu.be/IWCtD2aegPQ?...

The 🐐 looney tune by a mile

P.S. Steve Ballmer published a victim impact statement dismissing our investigation as “gossip.” So we asked the DOJ prosecutor who launched the federal Aspiration investigation — which led to co-founder Joe Sanberg’s conviction — to join us for Part X. New PTFO: youtu.be/KWewz-i8SHk?...

[God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point

HOLY SHIT @pablo.show CONGRATS!!!

If the Democrats let Republicans have this INSANELY easy W, I am going to be apoplectic. This shit polls like chlamydia. Get on the other side of it now and be loud about it.

This week’s main story is about the questionable supplements and boner pills behind the counter at your local gas station, why they are increasingly popular despite posing a serious risk to the public, and what it all has to do with America’s former #1 Acura salesman. Trust us, it’s all related.

thinking we maybe should have been a little meaner to the confederacy after the war

Bill Simmons on his pod tomorrow

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

Related 15th anniversary

With the reveal that post-Fox Tucker Carlson has 7.3k subscribers, reminder that *all* rightwing media is a miserable enormously unpopular and wildly unprofitable failure, only kept aloft via the largesse of a handful of billionaire pedophiles pumping them with endless amounts of cash.

/smells like teen spirit outro voice Joel Zumaya, Joel Zumaya, Joel Zumaaaayyyyaaaaa

Thinking about baseball.

FDR’s Fireside chat on March 9, 1937 explaining his proposal to expand the Supreme Court stands up surprisingly well. “We have reached the point as a nation where we must take action to save the Constitution from the Court and the Court from itself.”/1

@wnba.com Why can’t I watch the Storm preseason game? I have a WNBA ID. But when I click to watch nothing happens. Please help 🙏🏻

lets be real man shedeur was so bad last season he realistically should be cut. theres no need to develop him, he has no future as the long term starting quarterback. the fact this is even a thought is still just brand recognition

Bomani is joined by Vinnie Goodwill to unpack the NBA Playoffs chaos! - Knicks' have NO EXCUSE not to make the Finals - Is Boston's ceiling lower than people want to admit? - Why the Spurs look ahead of schedule Live Now 📺: youtu.be/_9PLuLRPpXQ

Every word of this.