Cannot tell you how hard I would be campaigning for the "Prosecute them all. Stack the court. Term limits on justices. Age limit on congress." candidates.

Holy fuck, I hate Fort Worth

CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE: anyone more online than me is a loser phone addict and everyone less online than me are basic underdeveloped normies

I'm about to wage holy Jihad on gas-powered leaf blowers They are so loud and polluting and just fucking suck at their jobs, it's the only option I have left

if this happened to me i would shake my head, smile, steady my nerves, take a deep breath, walk across the ice, calmly shake my opponent's hand, thank them for a good game, draw a revolver from my pocket, put it up against my temple,

Never Forget

Wanna see the guy piloting this play ace combat 7

Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

Modest Maus

concentration camp expert:

this is pretty wild. good argument for lockdown mode if your threat model is one where you might have your phone seized by the Feds: www.404media.co/fbi-couldnt-...

If anybody thinks this is a joke

At both Silent Hill and Iron Lung the people sitting next to me in the theater were vaping, and this is a sign to me that gamers have gotten too comfortable in society

Palantir needs to be obliterated the same as ICE, and Peter Thiel can face the Truth and Reconciliation committee he’s spent his entire life trying to negate. If we want to fix our country, this is non-negotiable.

If Congress doesn’t act, the last nuclear arms control treaty between the U.S. and Russia will expire. It would pointlessly wipe out decades of diplomacy, and could spark another arms race that makes the world less safe. This piece is worth the read.

Michel Tcherevkoff, 1996

The orcas have discovered fire.

Close call.

That feeling when you, a terrorism and extremism scholar, see documentary evidence that shows moot met with Jeffery Epstein on the same day /pol was launched:

Well would ya look at that Cops selectively enforcing laws based of their feewings That, and cops sympathizing more with an invading (illegally operating) force than protecting their community -- tale as old as time

In response to Bruce Springsteen's anti-ICE song, Nicki Minaj has released a new single titled "Boots Taste So Good".

He's mad... how will he write his 'official' letters to the pub landlord now!??

i continue to ask what people are still doing on the fascist white supremacy platform that generates child pornography

Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images. This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...

ウマ娘... I mean, I'm flattered by the "uma" (horse) association, but the "musume" (daughter) part feels... wrong

i feel like this instagram reel gets truer every day

Something something broken clocks Not arguing with the fact that this *is* the correct thing to do, mostly just admittedly a little impressed Fetterman finally found an issue even he couldn't put himself on the wrong side of

imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus

The NY Post can swing too for all I care

There's like 1 in of snow/ice on the ground, and the TX power grid only went down for like a sec early this morning Proud of you, bud :)

I realize paying for a subscription is a non-starter for many folks, but gotta admit -- Babbel really seems like it might be worth it. Like, I was a pretty strong Duo user (hell, I had a 7-year streak), but especially after they pivoted hard to AI, I realized you can only get so far with the owl.

In some countries the outbreak of bloodshed inspires the opposition party to call for the leader to resign

Wonder when YouTube is gonna stop infantalizing deaf/hard-of-hearing users and allow their auto-gen'd close captions to display swear words

I would be so angry if the professor of a course I needed for my future career was doing all his teaching and grant writing and shit with chatgpt. so embarrassing. Jesus Christ. How did you get a phd if you need help writing an email? You're having 'conversations' with a chatbox?

For people asking “why isn’t there a general strike?” earnestly, and not just to be a judgmental prick

I think I've finally figured out what part of the whole AI marketing push bothers me the most -- it's that it basically boils down to: "Why learn a new thing or get better at something? Let the computer do it." I just can't shake the notion that it fundamentally encourages people to be lazy. 🧵

so maybe it's copium or delirium, but I think i fuckin killed that last interview and now we play the waiting game

you: punk rock is inherently progressive, ant-racist, anti-homophobic, woke every first wave punk band:

only thing blue line i recognize 🫡

If you ever want to see what a comment section completely devoid of productive thoughts and nuance looks like, boy do I have a thread for y'all 👇 Tbf, the ACLU is totally not in the wrong here, but their framing (the post, not the link) is hella not-great

god i love the horse girl game and show i am beyond redemption, i know, but they're just too darn cute and fast

who are they working for

Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives. Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.