unfortunately I have to disagree

this is why NASA blows up all its rockets on the launchpad and elon musk is taking us to mars O wait hang on, the opposite. the opposite of that

Napalm Death's NPR Tiny Desk set is just *chef's kiss*

I'm just saying if I was a veggie? On that specific tale? Things woulda went down differently that's all I gotta say

Mmm Smoky air here in Madison Smells... bunny Loving me some of that wacky climate change

having to delete a banger post cause I noticed a typo in it, and I simply cannot let y'all catch me slippin -_-

Traces of Texas reader Odie Waters sent in this amazing footage of deer in the floodwaters of Cibolo Creek in Boerne, Texas. Fortunately, all three survived. I always knew that deer are surprisingly strong swimmers and have read that they can swim for miles if need be, but never seen any swimming.

Doom is our Moby Dick

With England losing, I like to think, in a small way, we've all won the WC :) (barring the Brits, of course)

Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh

Feels like sewing/knitting/crocheting could be vastly improved if the community embraced multi-thread performance, but what do I know?

It is depressing how often I have to explain this to people.

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about baking me a cake as fast as you can

How hard I’m saying “Fuck England” for a few more days

The opposite of how I feel rn youtu.be/p0uMisUnqlk?...

Thinking about this quote I heard a couple weeks back: "There are only four things to have come out of American culture -- automobiles, jazz, alcoholics anonymous, and the atomic bomb"

Look closely. Do you see it? This is not the same man.

seeing a number (2) of Godzilla posts on the feed today, and I'm starting to worry I've missed some big lizard fella news

A Norway fan has gone viral for not taking part in their Row celebration after matches and won't do it if they win the World Cup "It’s factually wrong; they didn’t row, they sailed over the Atlantic”

"An account with this avatar was blocked" post. You open it and it's a long forgotten picture of your grandmother as a younger woman. You must have been a child at that age. She looks happier than you ever knew her. You could not possibly have memories from that age. The TL refreshes and it's gone

Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.

Listen to @bloodwork.show

Offside xkcd.com/3268/

Dog in the dentist's office! Repeat -- dog in the dentist's office!!

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

Tater tots are what happens when potatoes choose joy instead of responsibility

You may not like it but this is what peak Bluesky performance looks like

This is genuinely dope as hell.

NM folks short 🧵, potential thwart of monsoon.

soccer games should have 9 parts. call them “innings”. then have some players hit the ball with a wooden club of some sort

Tuning into the WC just in time to see MEX score a goal Just 🤌

tfw you’ve just finished pissing on jefferson davis’ grave

>parents split up >theyre not looking for clues

Wait everyone shut up for a second: the discovery of the Brachiosaurus holotype is at the exact midpoint between the founding of the United States and today (July 4, 1901)

Why has the government kept this tragedy secret for so long?

For the next few days, every morning someone in America is waking up with ten fingers for the last time and doesn't know it.

damn thats crazy

best headline and subhead i've seen in ages @kenklippenstein.bsky.social

someone said i style casper like a gay republican and im upset

To be very clear about this, advocating for the sterilization of people you define as *not us* is full on Nazism. We should call it out as such.

Marco Polo coming back from China: