The rehabilitation of the luddites is a beautiful thing

Congress could just expel both Eric Swalwell (D) and Tony Gonzales (R). They could, but they won’t. You do not hate Congress enough.

The "funniest" part of insomnia is in addition to not being able to sleep (say, when you have work the next day), you also feel tired af on weekends, but *still* have a hard time honk-shnooin' 🙃

To all who celebrate

This will be in a textbook

Between the rat fever and pup fever I've been experiencing these past few days, I think I just need a small, furry critter to live with me to fix my life

Karl Marx getting up and you hear him yelling in German from the next room while his wife goes in to try to calm him down

The duality of posters. Amazing timeline coincidence, brought to you, in part, by @jkass99.bsky.social

The existence of "jazz fusion" implies the existence of "jazz fission"

Friendly” Nuclear Proliferation and its Discontents: “More weapons and more fissile material in more hands simply create more opportunities for things to go wrong.” www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

Me, trying to post on Bluesky this morning:

in my semi-professional capacity as a b tier sports podcaster with a special interest in novelty ballpark foods: would

every time bluesky goes down i think it's because It Happened and so far i'm nothing but disappointed

Good god, the Genesis Mission call is so embarrassing for US DOE...

The underappreciated thing about going from unemployed to employed is that, for like a solid month after starting work again, you're eager to be productive, but you never quite know what day it is, and you're constantly exhausted Still, would rather be doing what I love than not (but still tho 🙃)

I'm just now realizing that I've literally never seen any of the James Bond films... like, not a single one. Am I missing anything? I feel like I've picked up most of it though culture osmosis. Really feels like a series with just... nothing to it

Shizuoka GP is just 🤌

Finding out LA (amongst other states) levies taxes on hybrid/EV drivers to "supplement the taxes the state otherwise loses out on since they pay less/nothing in gas taxes" should radicalize you Failed, corrupt states love pulling shit like this -_-

This thread hurts to read as someone who's been in similar shoes. Even in gov jobs, you should never forget that you are why things work, but you bosses probably don't care about that. You'd think that would engender some loyalty, but I guess the fuck not. Remember to value yourselves, friends.

AI could never create something like this:

looks flat to me

Quote posting, but only because I'm trying to figure this out myself, and if anyone has a solution that doesn't cost >$150 👀

*scrambles to my feet and salutes* Fuck yeah. This clip of the Stetson University vs. University of Florida softball game stopping to let the players gawk at the Artemis II launch? This is America.

i swear this isn't engagement bait, but does anyone have a baseball follow list/starter pack they're particularly proud of? looking for more people who feel like this every day

THE NACHO HAT IS REAL AND $40 www.dallasnews.com/food/restaur...

The Daily Wire, a right-wing media farm propped up by fossil fuel money, wants you to think that the transatlantic slave trade was not that bad. Don't fall for it. youtu.be/wvXR8HA423c

this has to feel so good for the rice

Ngl, insanely funny how well NASA's April fools day prank went They really got most of America to think there was a moon And then went even further and said they were sending people there! 11/10 -- well played

Its so fucking cool seeing science and engineering stand in the spotlight! God bless, didn't know we (the world, and the US) needed this right now. LFG, Artemis II!

Something truly American about sitting in front of a TV and watching a historic moon mission. I hope you're watching.

Going to the moon rq There better not be anyone going there too, or else I've put a lot of work into nothing

This moon launch is in like ten minutes…y’all should put the TV on

Good lord, what a good thread Please read Elie's stuff

x is populated by people who failed 11th-grade english, drove three startups into the ground, make mid-six-figures, and own two cybertrucks. bluesky is full of folks who hold two phds, have won prestigious awards in their field, can't quite consolidate their hold on fulltime work, and ride a bicycle

It's Baldur's Gate 3.

no way it reached #2 lmfaooo

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Ah yiss BaseballSky is back bb!

Californians thinking In 'n 'Out is actually a *good* burger has got to be the single biggest reason to not take the state seriously

This is just one reason why I believe scientist and researchers have a moral obligation not to feed the AI hype bubble. Aside from useful and powerful GAI being a dubious prospect (at best), this is but a small part of the cost we will incur. IDGAF if the US gov is actually funding work (1/2)

What if #Pokemon and #AnimalCrossing had a crossover game? #26 🩷 Kind of like... #pokopia (´･ω･`)?

Baseball is the only argument that nominative determinism is real. These are baseball as fuck names

To whomever forgot to set the WI to not-freezing, I'm not mad, but it *is* almost April, and therefore should be warm. I'm not asking you to go back to fix your mistake, but at least let me know where the thermostat is so I can bump it up a little. Best, Cheezus

And if thee taketh thy red poltice, thou shall see how deep you rabbit hole truly goeth.

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this