calling on law bluesky, abolition bluesky, I cannot stop thinking about this wild, honest look into who and what people think the law is for and what cops actually do

i'm addicted to buying stupid stuff i don't need. and that's why i'm the greatest american

Wherever you land on this spectrum, you are valid and I support you

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

No more England

lmao

I'm just going to say this once tonight: There are over 30 million people on Texas. As of the last count I saw not even 1 million people had voted for Paxton. Fewer than 7 million voted for Trump in 2024. I'd like to kick all 7 million of them one by one but I'm not writing off all of Texas.

Belt. To. Ass. #TXSen

Sorry but Round Rock being seen as a liberal bastion now is sending me

i'm not the only one who thinks this

Dear @cnn.com :: small correction :: I’m seeking $8.647 million.

far be it for me to gas up a billionaire but this is a good fucking opinion and should be the universal Democratic messaging

Have you considered simply acting like someone worthy of human love and affection?

Meanwhile, US DOE be like: "sure, it's failing for everyone else, but I'm built different"

Dog with hat tucking into a hotdog, for morale.

this is the ideal car body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Join the cult of Eastern Horsodoxy. Under the orders of Ecumenical Patriarch Seabiscuit II, we have woven the new vestments for all followers of the Church of the Four Hooves. Available first at our live show May 29th in London

I am both smarter and dumber than you could ever imagine Do not estimate me

scientists at mit have flavor blasted a single tungsten atom

Way to instantly kill any theoretical credibility you might've had. The author, Steven Rosenbaum, tries to downplay this but the details make it clear this is a massive and disgusting error.

Baseball umps are cops and should be included in ACAB

I have written a post about the State of Los Alamos; its inability to substantially accelerate or add new missions; and why trying to do so is a bad idea. Also: don't touch things in Plutonium Facility-4 & I'd stay out of the Basement & away from its mysteries. #PhDLife Free & accessible to all.

"Happy" to report that I've discovered a new way to injur yourself with a bike. You don't even have to be riding it! Simply attempting to do maintenance can do it to ya 🙃

This is objectively the correct answer btw

Elon just heard they're making one of the keebler elves biracial and got so mad on his jet he threw one of his toddlers out the emergency exit (Cybertodd)

Last time Bubba got shelled this bad Lieutenant Dan lost his legs

Amonklok Conquest Tour show tonight got me feeling 🤘🔥🔥

Incredible organizing in Wisconsin. Check out this story.

I'm the only American at the postdoc meeting I'm at rn, and I think I've finally found my people here in Madison ^_^

Remember that Godzilla movie that was Evangelion?

Incorrect. this is both

Post-Doc, Adjunct, Visiting, Assistant, Associate, Tenure.

Gwen did a fantastic job reporting on what has genuinely become an internal refugee crisis among trans people. I know I complain about Sound Transit and bike infrastructure or whatever a lot but like, making my move to Seattle when I did saved my life.

Hate the anxiety of waiting for a paper to get reviewed for publication. Like, I'm just a lil guy with glasses – you wouldn't reject a paper written by a lil guy with glasses, would ya? 👉👈

how can you not be romantic about baseball

Refreshing to see someone else concurring how stupid this call is. If you're a US scientist, I'd encourage you to check this out -- Angela makes some (many) salient points, and if nothing else, it may help you realize the reality of science in the US right now (spoilers: it's not super good atm)

Might fuck around and get my car wrapped in dazzle camo Them road torpedoes will not catch me lackin

Holy fuck, landlords are the actual scum of the earth, and property management companies are even worse. Just the laziest, least caring, greediest fuckers in society

Editing Wikipedia is the highest form of national service, convince me otherwise

Yall, this remix and remaster is so fucking good I'm biased as hell, but this 20 year old album might just be my frontrunner candidate for AOTY