My husband’s parents both tested positive for COVID yesterday - definitely time to be masking again!

2026, please be good

Already almost busted in my ass in my high heeled boots and the snow, and I’m probably gonna spend over $90 just on Ubers tonight, but that’s okay cause I’m young and I’m living!! Happy New Year!! 🥳🍾

Let’s cherish each other in 2026

Me: the most depressed I've been in years My friend: *sends me this video* Me: 😡😡😡 unfortunately this works better than an anti-depressant. This song is terrible. Guess I'll do laundry and take a shower now. 😡😡😡

I should circle back and say you should not be on social media like that while in the mental illness trenches but I'm a unique, special butterfly who can do this+

As a person with depression, here are my tips for surviving depression based on accidentally being tipped into depression gram: - Do not upload that video where you're dancing and vague-posting. That's why your friends left you on read. Have you considered being specific and saying what you need?+

one unexpected outlook change from being a dad is taking the self care people 10x more seriously when it comes to dealing with weirdly directed anger and rage (including Online). many angry posts should have been naps or little packets of crackers

I guess that’s a sign that yes I should go out tonight 🪩🥳

I’m watching a 2025 pop culture recap video and it’s kinda funny but also liberating how much shit happens that I never about, like damn I didn’t know Ethel Cain and Lana Del Rey had beef like that lol

Here's a really easy New Year's Resolution: If you're sick with something contagious, you will stay home if your circumstances allow. If you can't stay home, you will mask around others until there is no possibility you are contagious. By making these choices, you will literally save lives.

Morning voice notes when you/they have that deep, sultry “I just woke up” voice >>>>>>>>>>

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Trauma survivors in recovery are all rebels on some level. We're rebelling against what we were programmed to think; what we were conditioned to feel; what we were coerced into believing we "had" to do or be. Recovery levels up when we connect w/ our inner guerilla.

pedocon theory once again inescapably true

Heard someone call Aaron Moten from Fallout “Cuba Gooding Majors” as a nickname and I’m never gonna forget it lol, he literally looks like a mashup of them

The panopticon effect is unfortunately alive and well

only in america could you have people applauding a fascist for saying “fuck you fascist pedophile” to her equally fascist boss and somehow see that as a win for democracy

Look, all I’m saying is I haven’t seen one person build a settlement in Fallout 4 and pose it as a Cyberpunk nomad camp.

The RAM situation is getting to a point where it’s now affecting gaming companies but mfs think PC won’t be affected?!

the US will do anything but redesign roads to make speeding harder.

My turn: “The town of Stockbridge MA, where you can see this painting of me speaking in person at the Rockwell Museum, is Ground Zero for NIMBYism in the US because they want the town to look the same as another famous Rockwell painting depicting the town, forever.”

THESE are the type of memes the internet was made for LMAO

I'm not saying these people are good. I'm saying these people have such brain rot that they could not think through the logical conclusions of their own actions and now faced with how bad it actually is they do not want it but also they are spineless losers who can't admit fault.

I also think some of them are slowly realizing that what they wanted is not what they wanted. Like when I begged for years to get chef boyardee and when I finally got it it was the worst thing I had ever eaten and I had to either admit my error or save face but I could not do both.

The “send her some money” topic goes around often and I feel like some are so oblivious to the fact that the underlying request is for help relaxing into her femininity. Take away a masculine responsibility and allow her to enjoy herself. Hopefully it feels just as good for you to provide it to her

Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.

It's nasal!

Being texted about work stuff when you’re taking previously scheduled and approved time off is one thing, but having specific work tasks that you can only do in-person demanded of you to be delivered same day as if you literally aren’t taking your time off from the fucking job is a whole other thing

Just finished ep5 of heated rivalry and omg! “I’m coming to the cottage 😐” lmaooo Ilya kills with his delivery of certain line, but now I see why people were saying “Scott Hunter, the man that you are” cause Scott Hunter The Man that you are!!!!

Get in the bag. I got Brisket, Back rubs and BDSM in here

Our pop stars continue to be both more accountable and more responsive to feedback than the editorial board of the New York Times

like, you can make fun of people wearing what you think is too much sunscreen but 1) you're probably wrong and 2) you're definitely an asshole.

don't want to get super deep on Jon Stewart mask discourse but one of the main takeaways from 9/11 first responder fallout was that more people should be wearing more respiratory PPE more often than they think they should. it's disappointing to see him culture punching over it.

Fifteen years ago I felt pretty embarrassed pronouncing a word wrong, but now I’m just boasting like “oh yeah I guess I only know that one from READING it in a BOOK”

I’ve been catching up on Heated Rivalry and omg it’s so good! I need to look up the book it’s based on because the show sounds like fanfiction come to life, but like a good quality fanfic that has like legit followers who anticipate every single chapter drop because it’s that good and well written.

"One study surveyed over 1,700 families with an annual income of under $100,000, usually considered to be in the upper middle class. Over 80% said food costs more, and 55% of families said it's harder to afford the amount and quality of food they need." www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/m...

Doing a coochie cold call is bonkers.

much of fitness culture in the US was developed by people who literally entered sports and physical education instead of going to therapy and the attitudes around intensity and effort kinda reflect that. the smiling Jazzercise folks were right and your football coach / PE teacher was wrong

not gonna evangelize about it but tbh coming to understand the value of cardio is one of the biggest positive changes I've made of any kind to my adult life, for whatever that's worth

Had nightmare last night that I spent $440 at Costco and went in the hole again, because "I can just pay it back on the first!" And woke up this morning w/deep feeling of dread 😆. The relief was palpable. These are like the nightmares I'd have about eating bread when I was doing low carb in my 20s.

Fascism and authoritarianism only work if you cooperate.

I bought myself this for my birthday a few months ago, it’s one of my favorite Lego builds ever

We really need to bring back a focus on reading comprehension

I always forget i literally like movies and then i watch a movie that is good and want to text everyone in the entire world like “i saw a movie that was good”

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Having issues with maintaining and enforcing boundaries isn’t an automatic deal breaker for me in dating, cause that’s something that can be learned and improved on over time. Heck, when it comes to interpersonal boundaries I’m still learning myself, but having poor work/life balance is a red flag

Transformer in the alley blew almost an hour ago, power might not be back on until 11am at the very earliest, a big maybe on that. All I need to know is how late should I wait to cancel this date I wasn’t really looking forward too, cuz I’m not getting ready in the dark or leaving my gma in the dark