Mr Krabs talked a lot of shit for a guy who basically owned 1 McDonald's.

🌚🌚🌚call be coming from inside the house

People seem to think YouTubers make a lot of money. We don't. A lot of us are lucky to make minimum wage, and we only make that because we're constantly asking fans to help fund the art. Caelan has been self funding to the point where they're in substantial debt.

When rice isn’t cheap enough, what is we doing? 🥴

dude you gotta love people. thats the whole point. if youre not loving people what are you even doing

54 year old man

this song actually a masterpiece TO ME.

One perfect hibiscus.

zohran mamdani announced a plan to seize properties from bad landlords and private equity if tenents suffer from neglect and i genuinely do not think i’ve seen rightwing circles this mad in reaction to anything i’ve ever seen before lol

no they don’t & no you haven’t (at least in a legal or clinically appropriate way). absolute fucking freaks obsessed with youth genitals to a terrifying degree.

Does it ever end?

Reading the room is so important. It can save you a lot of stress in the long run.

My future husband, when????

You think you gone spend less on your girl because she like shopping down to the thrift store… Jokes on you… You gone have to raise them little ass goats Build her a chicken coop Learn husbandry and welding

If I ever find someone who wants to live this kind of life with me, I will be a very happy woman.

I got curious about this quote, so I looked it up. It's a paraphrase. Here's the original: "When I see an actual flesh-and-blood worker in conflict with his natural enemy, the policeman, I do not have to ask myself which side I am on." —George Orwell, Homage to Catalonia.

The only potential edge AI can give a grocery store is over charging people. There are zero benefits to customers.

sometimes love is just another person holding onto your story so that when the lights go out you’re still a flicker in the gaping dark

I know ppls whose parents are like this and honestly it’s part of why they’re so fucked up. Their parents will sabotage them whenever they’re doing well As a parent, it’s my whole entire goal to make sure my kids have more and get further than I did. Be better than I ever was. It’s all I want

Huge thank you to Molly Mcvety for this fantastic feature on A SECOND SIGHT. This really captures me and the scope of the work.

“We’re not here for trouble… we’re just here to see our family members.” Outside Delaney Hall ICE prison in Newark on Day 4 of the hunger strike, a 10-year-old whose father is detained inside confronts masked guards, asking why they won’t show their faces. WATCH @jordanchariton.bsky.social LIVE ⬇️

It depends, does he have the ego and self-esteem to match the size of the meat or is he a normal well-adjusted person who has adapted and sought out other ways to sexually please his partners in the bedroom? What them fingers and mouf do? Does he know that sex toys exist and how to use them?

What i really like about these is that now when I pause a show on my TV, my actual TV that I own occasionally becomes a giant advery for a gambling site until I resume the show. That's good. I like that.

Send me directions to another dimension please. This shit ain’t for my autistic ass at all

In undergrad, I took a feminist theory class and we all had to write essays on topics of our choosing regarding feminism. This white chick decided to write an essay on why she thought women were more oppressed than Black people and the Jews, then ended it with "oppression is oppression."

South Afrikaners doing what they've always done.. #History

remarkably idiotic to think that fuel prices don't cause lives lost and ruined because you're so parochially focused on being bitter about the United States that you don't consider the Asian energy crisis meaning, for instance, Pakistanis can't heat their houses or cook.

A thing I think about all the time is that there are waves of millennial women hitting peri and menopause in an increasingly warming world due to the climate crisis.

30-50 feral hogs

This entire day feels like a humiliation ritual

Google destroyed search to stop people from accessing useful/accurate info. Elon destroyed Twitter to stop people from spreading useful/accurate info. Meta rewards bot traffic to stop people from seeing useful/accurate info. Bezos bought WaPo to stop it from reporting useful/accurate info...

I always rather have some medication than none at all, but man I really hate how it feels to be undermedicated at work.

I misplaced the last week of my Vyvanse, I think I accidentally threw them away but I’ve had to rely on backup Adderall for the time being. It couldn’t be more clear that the Adderall is inferior than the fact that I’m minutes away from work and all I want right now is to go somewhere that is not

It’s 2006. YouTube is new. You’re about to go to middle school. Phil of the Future is one of your favorite shows and this song is on repeat.

Jesse McCartney. That’s a fine man right there.

happy memorial day to all the victims of US imperialism

i’m a slut for any movie where a guy sitting at a computer looks up and says “uhhh sir i think you’re gonna want to take a look at this”

And can we *finally* get this done? Should've happened ages ago

Did you know? In the Victorian era, Ida B. Wells risked her life to investigate lynchings in the United States and expose the truth to international audiences. Many white newspapers falsely claimed lynchings were acts of “justice,” tied to accusations against Black men. #Victorian #history

my kingdom for an app that lets you sync the audiobook and the print e-book so you can easily switch back and forth or do both at once

If you hold that (1) the man is visibly unwell at 79 and (2) is also in front of a camera most of the day, you kinda have to conclude he's more likely to drop dead on live TV than anyone else in the world. We don't talk about it, but, man, that would add a whole different layer to the Event.

I think I might watch The Iron Claw later cause it’s Memorial Day, it reminds me of my cousin, and it makes me cry those good healing tears. I know today it’s supposed to be about honoring our fallen armed services members, but from now on for me it’s about those who’ve died by suicide too.

I wanna lick lick lick lick you from your head to your toes. Then follow up with my healthy vitamin regime because all strong men take One A Day!

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Another good thread, and folks who are following the press wording that the pope "apologized for slavery" yes, he did, but it's VITAL to add that this occurred IN AN ENCYCLICAL. That's an exceptionally binding statement, and to link it to AI and labor..well read Risam, the expert, for commentary!

Just because someone has a need don’t mean you gotta be the one to fulfill it for them.

The Overlooked Black History of Memorial Day because we started EVERYTHING in this country.

Tits or ass? Bro, her overwhelmingly threatening aura