If you didn't know this already have a fact to brighten your day. This is my cat Boris when he played Jones in Aliens. He was picked because he would hiss on camera because he was not a nice guy.

You wouldn't know this former president. Goes to a different school.

i celebrate st. patrick’s day as the lord intended, by helicoptering a snake over my head and heaving it at a protestant

The president of the United States admitted he started a war to manipulate his approval rating and the American people.

Thinking about that kid who turned yellow from drinking too much Sunny Delight, wonder what their stance on current events is

Your occasional reminder that yougov was founded by Reform member Nadhim Zahawi.

Love to stay at the tuberculosis sanitarium with my 15 palest friends

Any landfill indie veterans tweeted this at Trump yet youtu.be/8waZ8RCFioA?...

"could you make the headline sound like I fuck my dog? perfect thanks"

And there I was thinking Nato article 5 was about mutual *defence*, not bullying other members to join your plan-free adventure that's causing absolute chaos around the world www.ft.com/content/1ca6...

Nothing would reassure me more that I am on the right side of history - and a very normal human being to boot - than Louis Theroux asking me to be interviewed for his new documentary.

@cybiksana.bsky.social does Tatters like my Coco tattoo?

objection your honor, my client is being brutally owned online

Got a paracetamol stuck in my throat two hours ago and it’s still there not to be dramatic but why me

Today was the 30th anniversary of Scotland’s first and only school shooting, which is also a day to remember how a right-wing tabloid cyberstalked the survivors waiting for them to turn 18, in order to run a front page smear attack on them for…having grown up to be normal teenagers on the internet.

“I lost my job after harassing a complete stranger in the street because he’s Jewish”

"I have enough unexplained wealth that I'm setting off anti-fraud checks at the bank. Better publicise this to HMRC in an article in the newspaper for some reason."

Uncanny

not me having to skip past Valerie on the playlist because the ginger hair line made me well up thinking about Parkin. Oh an boi.

Sorted.

Why call it "rendered impossible due to sleep deprivation" when "cancelled by woke" is right there.

Was asked to appear on the radio, to discuss Zack Polanski's previous job of offering hypnotherapy for breast enlargement While unavailable for this obvious hit piece, if you're legit worried about 'politicians saying/doing things that aren't evidence based', there are far more prominent examples

PUT GERONIMO THE ALPACA ON THE TENNER, YOU COWARDS

On Bluesky you have to refer to Kathleen Hanna’s band as ⓘ Sexually Suggestive Kill

Every cis man who considers trans women to be a threat to the safety of women has bought into the TERF belief that every man is a threat to women, yet consider themselves to be the exception to the rule, while likely giving a free pass to men in their circle who demonstrably are a threat to women

Well we are all in bits aren't we? #CallTheMidwife

stay vigilant. the cow cats are always lurking. and growing stronger.

@parkinkatt.bsky.social Coco bit a pug

Look at these big brave cis men, harassing a woman in their fight to protect women.

LOOK AT THOSE BEANS

Dressing up as a fucking massive cockroach for world book day and phoning in sick because I’m a cockroach to see if they get the reference

Snitches get...

Wasting money on feeding children that could be better used to bomb children. Typical lefties.

I honestly believe Farage's undoing will be how twitchy and defensive and huffy he gets at the slightest bit of what he perceives as criticism. He's even worse than Starmer with it.

It’s being said a lot that the shadow of Iraq is hanging over Keir Starmer and the Labour Party during this Iran crisis. It absolutely should. What’s remarkable is how little much of the British media and the rest of politics seem to be thinking about it at all, or learning its lessons.

Just seen Matt Goodwin shouting about a Muslim Nutella conspiracy outside the Lidl cos the bakery sold out of chocolate hazelnut croissants

Amused at Trump saying ‘We’re not dealing with Winston Churchill’ about Starmer. No, if you were dealing with Winston Churchill we’d have already have been fighting a war for two years before your lot even turned up, you scabby orange dough ball

If you asked me my favourite Blur album I’d have to say OK Computer

I am Awake! I am Sad!

Ope, sorry, I argued against forcing her to pursue absolutely asinine economic policies and crash the economy but I was outvoted at the Ilumitranni meeting and the rest is history

I love the hater pope

youtu.be/0dgZTYp9n58?... obsessed with whatever the fuck was going on here

If Starmer 2.0 means nothing else, perhaps it can mean this…

Whatever you possibly think this could be, it’s even better. All in the delivery.

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

[TW Suicide, sex work, drug use, addiction, tabloid hacks] That last response, Jesus fucking *Christ*

some might even call them roommates

I Never Thought The Leopards Would Eat My Face, sobs woman who wrote innumerable opinion columns about how there were reasonable concerns about how regulations banning leopards eating people’s faces endangered women