Classic Canadiana

HEATED RIVALRY THE SHOW THAT YOU ARE

The concept of these hockey bros being so locked in for this show that they filmed a zoom episode while they are all home for the holidays 😭 Someone give Jacob the Nobel peace prize #HeatedRivalry

Watching the straight guy hockey podcast swooning over the tuna melt is giving me life. #HeatedRivalry

WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME KIP’S DAD WAS THERE???? #heatedrivalry

Woody Allen and Jeffrey Epstein were friends?

My goodness! #StrangerThings S05E03. Beautifully directed. Perfect score. 10/10

There is but one true chef.

these are not even the files lol

Look, Donald Trump may have had a lengthy, well documented friendship with America’s most famous pedophile, and he may have spent decades giving quotes like “if there’s one thing I love, its beautiful girls—young ones, too,” but I just need 4-5 more drops of damning evidence to buy these accusations

Well done.

interior design where you're just randomly pressing buttons for yellow gold, white marble, and crystal chandelier to remind everyone you're very rich

Whether it’s Bill Clinton letting a donor sleep in the Lincoln bedroom or Donald Trump completely demolishing the east wing of the White House, neither president showed proper respect for our nation’s most sacred building.

Who’s solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only

Nnnnnn-no. They’re not. bsky.app/profile/nyti...

SHARKS ON HOVERBOARDS

that johnson is more terrified of seating a duly elected democrat who could force an epstein vote than having the entire government shut down really makes me wonder about that epstein vote tbh

Carlos Santana is really good at guitar feels like no ones said that in a while so just keeping the ball in the air

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

wizard frog is insane

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

“We don’t have to approach and criticize this album as art, because it isn’t art. The Life of a Showgirl is made of Shein quality rip-offs of other people’s songs that are constructed shoddily and sold in ginormous quantities. Art takes time and care. This is profit. It’s content.” WHEW.

Jane Goodall was my first childhood hero, as I loved animals as a kid and was inspired by her story. I still remember the National Geographic specials about her. RIP.

i am firmly on the prefer to read the article side of this divide tbh

I teach my kids that if the bully hasn’t stopped picking on them yet, they should give in just a few more times and that will probably do it.

I am proud to be born a Muslim. I am proud to be born in Somalia. I am proud to have become an American. None of you can change that no matter how much you rage tweet. Drink some water and touch grass.

Great game!

If I were a spider and I spun a beautiful web all night, full of intricate detail, and then a human walked right into it, or swept it away, I would be so angry.

I still ain’t watchin Fallon

Fallon being the last man standing is such an indictment of Fallon

FWIW, I'm happy to boycott reviewing any and all new ABC Fall TV Shows. [Does ABC have any new fall TV shows?]

Man, Robert Redford. RIP. A legend. And someone who's come up several times in my Rod Serling bio research. He starred in the very last episode of Playhouse 90, "In the Presence of Mine Enemies," and played Death in a beautiful Twilight Zone episode, "Nothing in the Dark."

Well deserved. His performance was nothing short of breathtaking. And also scared the shit out of me.

Funny idea, but this Emmys speech-shortening bit is a bust. Getting played off has been replaced by….getting shamed off?? Speeches deliver fun moments on these awards shows. Now everyone is just rushing through the same names.

I want you all to just watch how quickly mainstream media moves on from this story now.

There’s no way Alcaraz’s haircut isn’t the result of a drunken night gone wrong. #USOpen

I'm sorry what

The amount of “don’t tread on me” MAGA morons screaming in support of a police state without the mental capacity to understand the deep hypocrisy of it all is peak 2025.

"It’s a nation that’s poorer, meaner, dumber, and armed with nukes manned by Christian nationalists who believe that the Second Coming is imminent. All of this because Texas is redrawing their Congressional maps? Actually, yes." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/fuckery-of...

This is Hudson. If you'll excuse him for a moment, he needs to call the church. 13/10

Furthest in each direction I've been in Canada N: Churchill, Manitoba E: Cape Spear, Newfoundland W: Halfmoon Bay, BC S: Windsor, Ontario

So proud!

18-year-old Canadian women putting the world on notice. Summer McIntosh last week with four gold, one bronze at the world championships. Victoria Mboko into the National Bank Open championship this week. Making the country proud to be sure.

INCROYABLE 🇨🇦 MBOKO Canadian Victoria Mboko defeats Elena Rybakina in electrifying fashion to advance to the National Bank Open final in Montreal. Rybakina served for the match twice. Mboko broke her twice. And now the 18-year-old is heading to the final. Outstanding tennis.

How did Mboko just win that???! Amazing. #NBO2025 #NBO

🇨🇦 MBOKO FOR THE WIN What a story 18-year-old Canadian Victoria Mboko is writing in Montreal. She wins in straight sets in Montreal and is off to the National Bank Open semifinal. Outstanding.

Oasis reuniting is still no excuse for all these bucket hats.