Alright girls you know what time it is 🔥 Time to read about everybody's favorite pathetic wet kitten of a protagonist, Boymoder Sephiroth. Shoutout to @taliabhatt.itch.io and @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social for the review copy, I'll do the thing now :)

OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

I approve of the Dems' response to this, though

Rise of The Machines

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@trangirlismo.bsky.social I just heard of your podcast today, haven't even had a chance to listen to ep1 yet, but I want you to know that just seeing it was so affirming that I was almost in tears I've always been a gearhead, and that didn't change at all upon discovering I'm transfeminine (1/3)

Playing Horizon 6 and realized why I love this series; it's Marvel movies for car nerds. They aren't high art and aren't trying to be, they're cartoonish, a bit campy, a bit cheesy, but they're a LOT of fun, and you get to point soyface when that niche cool thing you like shows up on screen.

doing whatever it takes to make jodie foster think you’re cool

yelling

Rep. Stansbury: "This administration is choosing to not investigate the crimes that are in these files. The administration is choosing to release the names of survivors and not perpetrators…The administration is trying to gaslight the American people."

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True, but just TRY to get something like this past the GOP.

great post

I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here

hentaivirus? yeah i got one of those on my computer when i was 12. oh that’s not what it’s called?

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 3294829348342 years per microsecond. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

that tracks sparxie

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about mega man”

TERFs are creepy weirdos

I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.

These ribs took all day. 😁

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Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.

This is not wrong.

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Cabbage

The mask is completely off. You can’t meet these people in the middle. We’re not working toward the same goals. They hate America. They hate democracy. They hate freedom. And they hate you.

I have said it before and I’ll say it again: The entire purpose of capitalism is to get as close to slavery as you possibly can without getting shot.

Adagio for Unemployed Trans Women

There is no definition of "folk music" that includes all of what is traditionally thought of as folk music but excludes gansta rap. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

the democratic party establishment loses to right over and over, zohran mamdani is the most popular democrat in the country, the only thing less popular than chuck schumer is the democratic party brand itself. when is enough enough for these people

Writing "literally fucking anything you can imagine" in my list of future predictions so everyone praises my insight when it becomes true.

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

Thinking about how during Trump's first address to Congress, he wondered aloud what the country would look like in 2026. trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefings-st...

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

There's a popular misconception that authoritarians wish to *wield* authority. That's not inherent. Some do, but it is more that they believe that people must *yield* to authority. It is not their own desire to rule, but their desire to be ruled and see others ruled that makes them authoritarian.

Seinfeld "The Strap" Part 1 of 2