Writing "literally fucking anything you can imagine" in my list of future predictions so everyone praises my insight when it becomes true.

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

Thinking about how during Trump's first address to Congress, he wondered aloud what the country would look like in 2026. trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefings-st...

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

There's a popular misconception that authoritarians wish to *wield* authority. That's not inherent. Some do, but it is more that they believe that people must *yield* to authority. It is not their own desire to rule, but their desire to be ruled and see others ruled that makes them authoritarian.

Seinfeld "The Strap" Part 1 of 2

me: I'd never actively choose to get get trampled by a wildebeest centrists: ah but what if the alternative is being eaten alive by an alligator me: ... them: you have to answer and if you pick the wildebeest then the wildebeest will take your statement as an endorsement for his trampling campaign

I've said it before and I'll say it again: One of the biggest reasons the right wing couldn't make Charlie Kirk stick as their Reichstag fire is that none of them, including his own widow, actually and sincerely gave a fuck he died

Too often when discussing trans rights, we’re forced to be on the defensive, as Republicans wage attacks. Today, we take the opportunity to look forward by introducing my Trans Bill of Rights, a comprehensive vision to provide protections for all trans and nonbinary people.

Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell

Chinese GF has informed me this is called "scrubbing the wok" (hence why there's foamy water in the middle) and you can see a million more of these videos if you search 越野刷鍋 (off-road hot pot).

Fern

👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it. What? x.com/sethharpesq/...

learning that this is happening to the bitcoin exchange traders rn

"why are you always shitting on dems instead of the guys actually doing this" when the firemen sit around with their dicks out watching my house burn down I don't go yell at the fire!!!

At this point, some leaked videos might help.

the kismet of this appearing like this on my skyline

I don’t like this

JD vance might be one of the most repugnant people ever, somehow even more than trump, and as far as we know vance isn’t even a pedophile

Chiitan loves good transgender people🏳️‍⚧️ In today's world, even making these kinds of statements will get you slandered, but I think it's more important to create a world where transgender people can live peacefully and be themselves, so I will continue to send out messages until my account is deleted

Movie review from Guardian on Melania.

ngl I can only read this with jealousy. I struggle to even imagine what I could accomplish in my life if I had a total incapacity for feeling embarrassment.

Everyone dunking on her needs to cut her some slack, the British mind can't fathom satire greater than a Monty Python fart joke

good friend wanted me to draw this for her. exactly this.

Being autistic and trying to psych myself up for literally anything I need to do like:

It has now been four years

If you’re ever feeling pee-shy, just think of the toilet as the city’s mouth.

What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy www.sacbee.com

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

computer graphics (1984) archive.org/details/1984...

I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV

the people shooting people and the people being shot both have an equal responsibility to reduce gun violence

it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this

wedding stew 🍲

Doki Doki Literature Club! (1996)