Hello my baby Hello my honey Hello my bluesky gal

Your Honour, i'll have a whiskey sour

Here's some more art of Hazel! Done by the always talented @tweedabop.bsky.social #BeyondTheOddandStrange #Hazel #OC #NSFW #art

Italians welcome electric vehicles because the quiet engines help with the mistress opsec

Mine in the June 1, 2026 issue of The New Yorker

I'm doxxing u

Two types of people...

sinkdog

figueroth faeth

mojang is hiding puppytech from you

twitter and discord are down but bluesky isn't. How embarrassing.

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

You HAVE to give it up to whoever invented the candle. Like truly one of the top five “There HAS to be a better way!” people in history

roman soldier: we have to guard his tomb other roman soldier: why lol roman soldier: idk lmao other roman soldier: want to get gelato instead? roman soldier: i’ll drive

me in 2075: and then one day someone drew a human lady version of bowser from Mario and everyone online wanted to have sex with the drawing grandson: i’m not real. none of this is real. let go. time to rest now

paul denton: telling a cashier that a bomb has been planted and everyone needs to evacuate out of the Circle K seems like a pretty mean spirited april fool's prank, JC. jc denton, ransacking the candy shelves: what's april fool's

just hanging out in chat with the boys and typing "nominal" back and forth at each other

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

if you put me in a room with Hitler, Cinemasins, some other historical bad guy & a handgun with 2 bullets I'd definitely at least pistol whip Cinemasins

Every PS1 game is like "the hardware sucked shit but the genius programmers tricked it into playing games" and every N64 game is like "you could run crysis on this thing but no one actually knew what they were doing"

The Barista Haver has logged on

consquider the following

me on bluesky v me on twitter

The Computer, in general, used to be purple a lot more often. we have lost our way

M-1951 field jacket

thinking about making him a lieutenant

happy international women's day, detective

You know what I liked was when Biden had that awful dog that kept biting people

are they called the Washington Generals as in the military kind of general or is it in contrast to the specificity of the Globetrotters

Air hits different when it's conditioned

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

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This guy rules

Activate Crazy White Boy Mode

welcome to the bathroom

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

I cannot have this post lost to time. I am putting it here for safekeeping

This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm. The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him. Happy Black History Month.

I like big butts and I cannot lie