Good Lord how many yoga classes to I have to attend before I can bite my toenails

PLEASE SHARE JOY AND POST FUNNY SHIT. WE ALL NEED IT

Shirt check! Post your band shirts, c'mon. Here's me

A VA nurse who dedicated his life to helping others, murdered by a man who has dedicated his life to hurting others.

Hall & Oates said their private eyes caught me being a maneater. I told them I can’t go for that. Then they made my dream come true by saying my kiss was on their list.

“We watched from behind glass and steel and wire and cement, watched her chase birds, stalk around, watched her be free and choose to be here, with us.” prisonjournalismproject.org/2024/10/23/c...

[waves to neighbors] [waves to other neighbors] [waves to birds] [waves to trees] hahaha my waves mean nothing

Canada Lives Because…

I want to know what the thrown food was. Is this like Huell Babineux hitting a cop with a bag of sandwiches, or is it more like the guy from Half Baked who was throwing whole potatoes at people's heads. Did they get hit with noodles? Sausages? Cream of Wheat? I need details

T shirt check! Post the shirt you're wearing Today is a rare non band shirt day

Pam Grier 'Coffy' (1973) 📽️

Oh hey... whatcha thinking, wanna watch a movie or somethin

I'd love a new relationship but have you seen the parking? Fuck that

Oh hell "Thank you for your attention to this matter" Carney's crying in his beer I'm sure

311

I have been a huge fan of The Vapids for almost 30 years, one of the most consistent and consistently great punk bands I've ever come across. Jimmy Vapid is an unknown hero. Does everything out of a mobile studio and has made albums for lots of great bands. m.youtube.com/watch?v=l3d6...

Funny how that happened

Him: where have you been all my life? Me: hiding from you

*looking over at Netflix during sex* hey Netflix, are you still watching?

lemme show you around my house *queef noises* that’s my shoe

Check out this link, it's pretty cool:

Didn't Dubya say something about how dictatorships are bad unless he's the dictator? That was how many years ago?

Part of a thread. A good one

i may be cringey and annoying but you’re mean and that’s worse

A 19 year festival is just too long

Accurate

Some people think this isn't a good idea. They need a GoFundMe

Drennon Davis

Heyooo and whatnot

How many times do you have to watch Return Of The Living Dead before someone tells you it's a problem I'll feed your brains to the talkative torso if you say 12 times a month is too much

Just updated my profile to include, "God is in your pet" I think religious people and atheists could get behind that. Both groups know what I mean

Nobel PEACE PRIZE just got handed over by the recipient BECAUSE she was BULLIED. THE HYPOCRISY here is LAUGHABLE 🤣🤣🤣

Help does this make sense or am I that high rn

When Green Day first hit, I was into Dead Kennedys, Minor Threat, Circle Jerks, Bad Brains etc. I didn't get into them until they released Warning and I was working at a record store. These guys are mainstream af but I love them. Good songwriting and they interpolate MDC!!!

The fuck is this guy?

Never forget that billionaires spend billions to convince you that voting doesn't matter. Don't help them. Voting isn't the ONLY thing we can do, but it is the most powerful check on the executive. "Don't bother voting because there'll be no free elections" is oligarch propaganda.

Just gonna post this link and say that Kamloops is unceded territory, meaning it's never really been a part of Canada. Pretty straightforward www.biv.com/news/comment...

Imagine screaming HELP and that's what you hear. Even getting murdered, I'd have to chuckle

Shutupandtakemymoney.jpg

nervous #art

Dario Argento ftw

The real Bert and Ernie Or Ernie and Bert

A bouncing baby moon Yes it has craters but fetal acne is hard to treat

IT'S NOT A METAPHOR FFS

i bet if he thought about it, he'd realize there's actually a pretty substantial list of stuff he didn't get around to doing for the nookie

That’s it. 10% tariff on anyone who likes but doesn’t reskeet. You assholes are going to learn one way or another.

Kid took a picture of the dog while he was asleep, but he woke up and yawned actively at the right moment

Morning.