Oh shit!!

Decent

Some Neil Diamond music for your Saturday RS youtu.be/Ry6BXHQnaR4?...

Saw a horror movie last night

A lot of the headlines being generated right now are about exciting local election results, but in some sad news, former First Buddy Elon Musk has died by falling asleep in a Ferris wheel and rolling out of the gondola. He was at an amusement park for children, but he had not brought any of his own.

Change one letter ruin a candy Four Warheads

Doctor: Are you - Me: Sexually active? Yes. Doctor: I wasn't going to ask that. Me: I lied anyway.

Wow Mavis Staples covering a Bruce Willis song I should be banned for this

The fact a *single* Amazon full-time employee requires SNAP benefits should be a crime. The fact Amazon is the largest employer of SNAP recipients is a disgrace. Jeff Bezos shouldnt be that rich; he should be in jail.

I've spent the last twelve hours thinking, "How could Diane Lane be 89? She played a teenager in The Outsiders"

Can we take a moment to appreciate the "family value" pack of rolling cones?

I KNEW Hell was in Vancouver

Awesome 👌

Is it wrong for me to want the Fire Bear shirt

Ask Me About Roller Blading

Hey anyone remember when Kleenex made Man Sized Tissues? "Honey you're just a woman, you don't understand the volume of my snot. I CAN'T BE DAINTY AT THE OFFICE" Just occurred to me that they may have been marketing these as jerkoff tissues... nod and wink

Hell yeah

Martin Luther was the first poster

They call them fungible but I never seen them fung... oh there they go

geddy lee claps for the blue jays in 7/4 time

I think that by the end of the 9th inning, the Dodgers and Jays should have just decided to share. There's no compromise in sports anymore

There was enormous attention on Doug Ford's World Series Ad. Much less attention on his CDN ad. Doug is promising to rip up "red tape" to get at the Ring of Fire ore bodies. People in the region have gone 30 years without drinking water. He refuses to meet them. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb5-...

Just a low life drug dealing crook!

F**k off with black f**king Friday #blackfriday

Number one:

Because we still worship the Greedy, instead of punish them.

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

Change one letter, ruin a candy. Cum butter chocolate

Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

This is amazing...

I just discovered that I could write 'Toronto' with only letters from the word Tron. That is my whole day right there folks.

Holy Jaysus. - shit - clean yourself Like, how difficult is this, you crusty dirtbags

Ice Recruitment Video...

Folks who think "cats are not loving" have never been loved by a cat.

Everyone watches as Steve expertly demonstrates how not to do it.

happy friday everyone

The male masturbation machine outside my local pizza place. Pretty good deal for a dollar but it's right there in a public place

Oh no

If I don't see this pic 100 times in the next 12 hours I'm giving up on the internet

😢

Hey now You're a health nut Eat some yogurt Like Yoplait

38 years ago Bono claimed he can't live with or without you, and yet...

*goddammits intensify*

Hahahaa they're both leaning back and pushing into that spandex SO HAAAARD

We can all do it. We're all here for more or less the same reason anyway

Loud Sex with Edith Bunker

I haven’t been the same since I walked in on my parents having sex. Mom thought it was pretty amazing that I could walk while having sex, though.