Starting the day off with a little yoga #MallardMonday #birds 🌿

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Every time I see that rich idiots in gated communities are spending oodles of dollars on golf carts, I wonder why the world isn't giving us cute little roadsters with electric engines. The red is a '59 Austin Healy (Bug-eye) Sprite and it is the perfect car, pink is a '73 Fiat Jolly

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Laundry Helper. Will eat laundry while you fold.

Saw ‘snow rollers’ for the first time.

Actually what am I even saying, DO threaten me with a good time, that sounds fun.

No one is as happy about this foundation work as Gibbous-the-porch-kitten.

I often wonder what my parents did for entertainment before the internet. Asked my 15 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know, either.

my brother in law and his partner got me this for christmas lmaoooo

when you realize it’s only a few days until xmas

WINTER SOLSTICE

If I was in charge of NORAD then I would have absolutely done the same thing

You supposed to be old… you supposed to be washed You supposed to be in the house telling jokes to your Brazilian supermodel wife who do a little bit of witchcraft on you to make sure your day go smooth I would cry to

Congrats you “own” the Raiders One the worst teams in the National football league And what did you do all this for? Who you sharing it with? Gone and cry son

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

It almost looks like he killed the Stanford tree and skinned it and is wearing it as a pelt

Faith in my fellow Americans: restored.

Why decline all these chances to defend feminism? Because to participate would be accepting the premise that our rights and humanity are up for debate in the first place. Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.

So reindeer (Rangifer tarandus) can't fly, but they are VERY MAGICAL. For example, their EYES CHANGE COLOR during the year & they're one of the few large mammals that can see UV. Golden brown in summer, deep blue in winter. Let's talk about the unique visual adaptations of Rudolph and company.

Handsome sparrow time! A White-throated Sparrow looking dapper as always #birds 🌿

Get ready for a weeks of the worst CFB playoff takes you’ve ever seen. It’s so fucking exhausting.

Sean McDonough: "Apparently they have a couple of drama majors on the offensive line"

The run is not something you do in between passes or something you do to show your bespoke blocking scheme. Sometimes football is about running through a motherfucker's face

Geese napping like snowy mountains and foothills in the winter sun. #ArtAdventCalendar Day 20. #birds 🌿

If the ball is being damn run, run the damn ball!

apologies for the facebook link but this is quite funny re tulane vs ole miss fans www.facebook.com/share/v/1Bp5...

they should make winter coats with subtle hooks on the shoulders so your purse strap doesn’t keep sliding off

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Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.

If you don’t know where your dishwasher filter is….it’s time to clean it. Steel yourself, it ain’t gonna be pretty.

so why do we switch from the world wide leader AND also lose the skycast/hometown broadcast? that part particularly sucks when it's showing on 3 basic cable channels

Same smile

This is very true for me. The plant you water is the one that grows. I have made a focused commitment to watering joy.

@warondumb.bsky.social i saw the headline from today's newsletter and went oh no, the beat that won't leave kyle alone

this is such a good point - get your reps in this month, and then keep it going throughout the year so next year is easier

can’t today as i must solve a murder in my seaside hamlet

Oh I'm quite sure that they do

important

oh no, a tiny note of optimism has crept into his voice …

Commissioning a custom version of this card that's exactly the same except it says Alan Dershowitz on the knob of the bat instead of Fuck Face.

Sometime the timeline randomly matches up

Border Patrol commander Gregory Bovino back in Louisiana, sources say Multiple sources have spotted Bovino and federal immigration enforcement agents in Slidell and New Orleans.

You bolt awake in the seminary at Wittenberg. You are not online. It is 1517 AD. You are the monk Martin Luther, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must prevail.

All the deviants can get rocked

Should make her Time's Person of the Year every year

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