Wife: Are you watching porn? Me: Kinda...

When he starts hiding sexual assault claims against football players again, this time he won’t even get suspended.

such a pity that mcmansion owners went with lawyer foyers & weirdly large bathrooms instead of adding an inglenook

🪶 I'm going with the alternative for the #BirdOfTheDay theme, #longbeak, as an excuse to post another shot of one of my all-time favorite #birds, the violet sabrewing. #CostaRica #photography

The new Coca-Cola Christmas ad really puts the AI into "dead-eyed animals"

When I was just a baby, my mama told me, bub. Always be a good by don’t ever play with subs. But I ‘wiched a man in Georgetown, just to watch bread fly.

🎶 “Mama put my subs in the ground “I can’t throw them anymore 🎶 “That long baguette is comin’ down “I feel like I’m knocking on Jared’s door…

All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:

@tarantical.bsky.social happiest of birthdays!

"Do you recognize that sandwich?" is an all-timer cross-examination question.

I didn't say he WAS a complex figure, I said he HAD a complex figure

Division 2 Hawaii Pacific beat Boise State in men's hoops last night and I just found out their mascot is named Sharky the Shark

do you think i'd be warmer at my desk if i got one of those little floor bike pedal things, like i'm 85?

A lot of folks who need resources feel A Way about seeking resources from various non-profits and shelters, which are great but also might require IDs and other hoopy-jumps. Free fridges are a great way to pass on stuff you have to folks who need it.

No bones, no brains, no teeth, fins or even blood – in fact, jellies are mostly water. But they survive in oceans all over the world, and are mesmerizingly beautiful as well. Drift with the jellies at our Pacific Seas Aquarium. 🪼 #WorldJellyfishDay

Washington Park, Milwaukee, Wisconsin — 2025

lord, tonight felt like they shocked the saltwater pool

Alright gents listen up! Yesterday we covered cone of sandwich fire and the beaten, or, “floured” zone. Today we will be discussing enfilade, plunging and flanking fires. As well as the preferred sandwiches for each. Open your menus to page three.

someone is really out there embodying "if there's a will, there's a way"

'would you say it was the pastrami or the horseradish which made you piss your pants, officer?'

desire paths are cool and fascinating mass psychology. one neat thing about the main campus of the University of Houston is that the planners knew about them so when the campus was originally built, they didnt do many walkways. they waited for desire paths to form and then paved them. very clever!

I have poor planning for the holiday, but will be enjoying sandwiches’ favorite side piece — soup.

A happy Ideal Gas Law Remembrance Day to all those who celebrate (car threw a low tire pressure warning after the first sub-45 degree morning of the season)

New Orleans intel - Jackerys are on sale. With Hurricane Francine I was up and running (w internet!) on the Jackery long before power came back. (ATT fiber stayed up)

I still don’t know what time it is and I’m a little peeved about it #birds 🌿

gm @rpg-volley.bsky.social

Just paid the aul' income tax for the year and consequently have about two beans left to rub together, so if you've been looking for a bit of Irish art now's a very good time to buy. It's this or train the crows to rob billionaires and I'm running out of cheese bribes

Go from a Freeze Warning to a Frost Warning.

now. what to do with an extra 16 hours of darkness

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I hope some of these fired college football coaches write to Ask A Manager.

the violence just committed by the nfl in using that stupid 6-7 song in one of their bumper commercials 😭😭😭

My favorite running comedy bit is whenever CBS knows it has additional viewers for a live sporting event they run a bunch of promos for clearly fake shows just to screw with them

Contemplating the best location for hiding snacks 🌰🐿️ Eastern Gray Squirrel in Astoria Park, October 2025 #mammals #sqrlpix

are any of these noon games worth watching as a neutral observer or am i better off listening to my book and cleaning out drawers?

a little taste of fall in Milwaukee, Wisconsin 🍁🍂

such a delightful sunday morning kind of feeling

Do a Gävle Goat Crêpes Suzette, you cowards.

“Got your nose…” ☀️🪶🌵

can check!

Lots of White-crowned sparrows and Lesser goldfinches in the yard. I wonder what else? A Bird of Paradise aglow! And the big hornworm is way up in the Desert Willow looking for leaves. I’d say it needs to move again! 🌿🐛

Hottest of hot takes: if you’re actually fully committing to a proper in-sauce finish — 2, 3, maybe 3 minutes of the pasta reducing down a super liquidy sauce — you’re gonna get plenty of starch in that time, anyway

scoring too quick?

Apropos of absolutely nothing... I was looking at Chicago Bears NFL team trying to relocate from their really cool downtown stadium to some suburb. And it's just such a perfect example of the weird size and sprawl of US cities... it's the equivalent of Liverpool building a new stadium in Manchester!

An Indian restaurant called Guys and Dals

this is the happiest anything has ever been about anything

I'll be suing as they have clearly used footage of my teenage boys for training.

just saw my soon to be new name typed out for the first time while updating someone's christmas card list & it all got very real in way just saying it hasn't been

Googly eyes make EVERYTHING better

For anyone who needs a good meal tomorrow, the food at Crescent City Cafe is delicious & free to all. Service is restaurant style & the volunteers are respectful & kind. 8-9:30am at the side entrance of Rayne Memorial UMC on Gen. Taylor, around the corner from 3900 St. Charles #NOLAsky #NOLAtwitter