😞

Mom has always been a little nutty. Usually not nutty enough to invite my in-laws, my wife, and myself, to a goddamn acapella concert.

Oh. Oh no.

Might’ve laughed a bit too hard at this.

And the mariachi band is playing "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head." It's confusing, but good.

Things are looking up.

What's the baby's 3 cone time?

I'm still mad about the stupid VC bagel shop. "Come buy 3 bad bagels with a cream cheese tub for $37" really is not a value proposition I can connect with.

"My dog hates Elon too" Ok, cool, but why is that on a MY25 Model X?

Oh, that green is a good idea.

Reminder that Klingons say TRANS RIGHTS BRING HONOR TO YOUR HOUSE

NO BUBLZ

Anybody know anything about stem cells and lasers? Doc wants to do it instead of surgery, and, of course, it's not covered by insurance.

I fucking hate doctors. 3 different docs have looked at my damn ankle MRI, and only the 3rd caught ligament tears, and only on the second time going through it.

I have to say, the "everyone's getting married" years are way better then the "everyone's getting divorced" years.

We have discovered that Sir really likes chickpeas.

X2

Soccer players don't be dorks challenge: failed

This is one billion times more interesting than the standalone BWW Go they just opened down the street.

I have never heard this act described in this way before. But I knew exactly what it meant.

If the Os sign Big Al, dfa him, them re-sign him, does he double up on salary?

We're getting back to quarantine money laundering levels of BaT insanity. This is very clean and well modified Scirocco, but in no universe is any Scirocco actually worth $20k.

In today's adventures with the youths: They know who Vanilla Ice is, but not Milli Vanilli. They were also equal parts amused, confused, and horrified that I was once paid $4 to see Mr. Ice live and in concert.

I say we let the owners play a season. Whatever their revenues are, relative to the previous season, is the percentage they get going forward.

I never would've expected the owners to accept a hard floor, let alone propose one.

"What happened to Georgetown?!!?" Nothing? It's always been like this.

Didn't have "get made fun of by a sorta famous rapper" on today's bingo card. Probably would've gone better if I'd recognized him. All the youths did.

You want to take me to a Kung Fu movie? 3 Kung Fu movies!

John the Revelator

In-N-Out isn't even the best regional hamburger chain burger. Although I will happily concede that Culver's fries are atrocious.

Give me a screaming hot, fresh from the fryer, McDonald's hash brown, please. You only get them 1/100 times, but when they're good, they're perfect.

When you daycare too hard and Mama doesn't come home until late.

The sweetest thing anyone has said to me in some time.

How could Ferrari make a boring-looking car?

Ok, the Serious Eats technique where you fry the shells in olive oil, with garlic and dried hot peppers... Yes. Oh yes.

Hahahahaha @moist.dad got suspended for the mildest anti-dort take ever. That guy sucks.

Gambas al ajillo, garlic roasted crimini mushroom, green beans in butter.

Ain't gonna be no vampires in this house.

ANGRY SNAIL

How could Ferrari make a boring-looking car?

Somebody somewhere has to need a help desk manager, right?

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

Service. Ribeye with ssam sauce, oyster and soy bok choy. Should have made rice.

I crust good.

8 years? No. No!

The reason certain people are still on Twitter or complain how this place isn’t Twitter is because for a brief amount of time Twitter allowed specialty journalists, opinion writers, pundits, etc a chance to feel somewhat famous, or that they actually had influence, and they miss that like heroin.

I love this film.