Oh look, @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com, it's another $600 watch for $1000.

Really wish tech companies would stop trying to cram Gen AI down my throat. I do not want summaries of PDFs. I do not want help writing an email. Copilot can go to hell. I am never talking to Gemini.

Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?

Did they just miss the open of Casino Royale? New Bonds are easy.

This still makes him better at interacting with women than a certain previous Steelers quarterback.

It's a bad sign when every training session makes you even less confident that anyone in your org has a clue what they're doing, right?

Not everything is terrible

We're an hour into a presentation about our parent company's healthcare plans. The contract we're on only has access to one of them. What are we even doing here?

Ok, everybody. Hide your animals and crayons, and if you hear "yut", run.

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

for your christmas party enjoyment: foodisstupid.substack.com/p/shrimp-coc...

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard. We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions. We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.

Yeah, I'm sorry, but you do not keep the government shut for more than a month and then NOT get a deal on the main item you have been messaging on without completely shifting the blame dynamic.

“…and a promise of a vote on healthcare!”

Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP

It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not. If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.

[redacted]

Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.

Fucking great. Let people suffer for a month and a half, win a bunch of elections decisively, decide to give up so all the suffering was for nothing and so the people who voted know that you don't give a shit about them. Classic Senate Democrats

Primary every single fucking one of them. They let this entire country suffer for nothing. To make things even worse in fact.

MORE FINGERS

guys, it’s not some grand conspiracy by axios and republicans to make dems cave, they’re actually trying to cave

"Hey, everybody, we made it worse, vote for us!"

I wish Red Bull had rolled the dice on Max making it to the end on the mediums. Probably wouldn't have worked, but he certainly would've made it exciting.

So, where can I get action on the result of the ballplayers trial?

2025 salaries Clase: $4,900,000 Ortiz: $782,600

I do very much enjoy that McLaren now has to factor in "if they get close to each other on the track, our drivers will murder one another" into their real-time strategy decisions.

This experiment is less than five years old its time to ban sports gambling again.

I can't wait for the "ESPN 30 for 30: brought to you by FanDuel" special about all this.

Meanwhile, Max.

I take back everything I said about Oscar being cool, calm, and collected. What a walnut.

Good riddance to Paul Tagliabue.

God, these were such good cars. Do not buy this one, even if it's the best color.

Let's play a game! Can you find a worse used car deal than this one? 2023 Fisker Ocean, 24k miles, for a whole $15,990.

“Most of the days the federal government has ever been shut down, Donald Trump was the president.”— @howtoreadthisch.art www.howtoreadthisch.art/red-versus-b...

Italian wedding soup.

Snoring.

How 'bout them balls?

How many Marines do you think we could fit into an Ohio-delivered Helldiver pod?

Oh goddammit, we've got a Terry is Jakob/Jakob is Terry Day.

Oh, we're going 21st century naval discourse again? The only relevant warships in the fleet are underwater. SSGNs forever.

Red Bull. LOL.

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it:

I like spicy food, but the bowl of ramen I just ate was so spicy my ear canals are burning.

This guy gets it.

"My throat was dry from too much vodka, and her breasts, spilling out of pink pajamas, threatened my ability to." That is not a complete sentence, Ross.

ONE HUMP ONE HUMP