I’m not an expert but that sounds like it’s dead 😬 #PumpRules

Ok, this guy absolutely deserved having his no-hitter blown up in heartbreaking fashion

The Orioles made me happy today.

are shutdown innings allowed

COBY BY-GOD MAYO JUST LIKE WE ALL EXPECTED

*phew*

Heisler

The regular task of waiting for an Orioles loss to go from historic to just regular embarrassing...

Because two runs is insurmountable.

Me whenever I see an adult wearing a Yankees jersey with the player's name on the back.

two things can be true... 1. yes 2. And also there is a scrutiny and surveillance of Black women (because that's what we are talking about in the WNBA Black women) that is not given to any other group of people www.thenation.com/article/soci...

The alternative is the Queen biopic route where they went "wow the famous guy who died sure was a handful. Unlike us the ones who are still alive and way fewer people can name who were cool and good and stable"

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

We have a guest in the house tonight. Asked if he could “lurk creepily in the dark.” We said ok but regret it now.

“She did the best she could until she couldn’t” This is a lovely and compassionate way of thinking about this www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/com...

"My Classmates Thought I Was Drunk. I Had Meningitis." A child of two anti-vaccine parents ended up with serious consequences from meningococcal meningitis. www.voicesforvaccines.org/my-classmate... via @voices4vaccines.bsky.social

HELLO

here we go

a lead? that's allowed?

27 Y/O with a 5.19 ERA and already DFA'd twice this season. Mike. Please. You don't have to do this.

When you try to be Will Ospreay but you ain't one his Level!🤣🤣 #AEW #WWE #WrestleSky

Heck of a stat shared by @birdlandmetrics.com on Twitter, that I’m reposting here: Orioles batters have now struck out 368 times so far in 2026. That’s the most ever in franchise history (125 years) over the first 40 games of a season.

So my brother-in-law was all like “No, I don’t know that old Liam Lynch song” and I’m like WHATEVER

From this Baltimore rooftop, I can hear Player performing “Baby Come Back” somewhere in/near the harbor. They still got it. I love yacht rock.

*central Illinois eye twitch*

Welp. Here’s to ya, #Birdland. May we all get better than what we’re bein’ handed.

Does anybody wanna switch seats?

Orioles opener / May 9

Drew, there’s still fighting in hockey. … unlike NHL 94.

So. Let’s chat. A li’l chit-chat. It’s time to admit that it’s time to at least mini-blow it up. One major name has to go, as well as a lot of overhyped minor names. You’re the new Orioles GM. You are tasked with minorly blowing it up. Who goes?

Find a photo of someone frustrated and smoking. THAT is appropriate and not trauma-adjacent. Just use the Affleck meme.

Here is your winner, and CCIW baseball regular-season and tournament champion … MILLIKIN UNIVERSITY! Proud of you, Big Blue.

I’m at a Fed Hill spot where they flat-out turned off the O’s in favor of SEC softball. 😳

Hire Kim Ng

I’m sorry. Mayo has to go. He doesn’t have it.

276 days until pitchers and catchers report.

At least Trivino was better this time than he was against the Yankees.

I’m so glad I’m not at the game today.

Bases loaded no outs, and Adley strikes out followed by Pete and Sammy popping out. Inexcusable from the middle of the lineup that’s supposed to be your most reliable and productive hitters

The It we all want to Happen is actually in the Warehouse, as it turns out

… So this was our other extension after Basallo, huh? …

It would be great to root for clubs that win.

Ok this is amazing

Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

The easy answer is The Equalizer. Denzel washes the floor with both Edward Woodward and Queen Latifah

First time I’ve seen them lose at home in 15 years.

that’s MY dadley

Someone please get the video.

SLEDGE VANDERSPANK