What the fuck

So what does he want to do because it doesn’t appear that it’s winning baseball games on regular basis

Wait I desperately need a follow up on what “I wish our commitment is greater than it is” means

sure thing billy

I booked a 6★ show, think you can book five stars? 6★ · FIVE-STAR CLASSIC 5starbooker.com/s/BLAUQVufguz 🤼

daveygandthe.substack.com/p/notes-on-o... “I like baseball, I just don’t like it when they shove it in my face…”

Finally some stupid VAR controversy. Can't believe it took this long.

The unforgiving woodwork 😮😮😮😮😮😮

***WOW***

*wow*

be gay, do crime, go O’s

I feel like I need a full-on compression leg sleeve like Angel Reese wears on-court. I mean, I know I probably just need my second knee scope in as many years. But still.

Where’s the Camden Chat GIF party? Did the O’s not win on a Friday night?

don’t put melanie on THIS NIGHT’S postgame show

IF THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU, I'LL HELP YOU PACK. 39-44

LGBTQIA2S + … W! #Birdland

I was today years old when I realized that the anniversaries of Loving, Juneteenth, and Obergefell all fall a week apart from each other over the course of June.

dying

oh nooooo

Cobie Smulders announcing the Canucks’ pick. s’yeahso They gonna have Keeso announce the Flames’ pick?

(please no Bible verses until Adley’s usual Sunday IG story, boys)

happy pride from birdland

Would anyone at the park tonight be willing to — if I Venmo’d you $$$, shipping and a tip in advance — grab me one of the Orioles Pride caps in a 7 3/4 (or, if there’s a 39Thirty, a M/L)?

just came across @elitegrifters.bsky.social, which is basically if somebody unironically made an entire online persona out of this comic

Joe Doering Passes Away At The Age Of 44

Well, it’s Pride night at Camden Yards. Which insufferable players or announcers are suddenly going to share their favorite book passages that they never seem to share any other day of the year on social media, pretending they’re saying one thing while we all know they mean another?

Celebrities being shown at sporting events do not bother me. Please submit all physical threats toward me in writing. Thank you in advance.

“This contest is over! Give that man the $10,000!”

Beyond the obvious ways this is not true, Limp Bizkit was never as popular with young white men as Eminem and Em couldn't even get Kerry elected

why does he look like the killer in Too Many Cooks

Welcome back, #NextGenNYC — my only Bravo/AEW crossover (for now). Somebody get Tony Khan brainstorming shows with Andy Cohen soon. … But not until after he’s secured replacements for Marco Silva, Raul Jimenez and Harry Wilson at Craven Cottage.

Baseball is fixed by a Commissioner who both doesn't actively hate the sport and someone who will force at least 1/3 of the owners to sell.

Everything about the MLB deal is just cheaper than the other leagues. Instead of a 90% floor it's proposed to be around 60%. Instead of the 20% NHL max or 25-35% NBA max it's 15%. Cheap ghoulish blights are ruining the sport.

Look. I know we're not supposed to pay attention to these deliberately leaked leaks so far in advance of real negotiations taking place, but what's the point of publicizing such bad positions? Winning over the player-hating dullards? They've already won them bums over! 🤷🏾‍♂️

Stop giving football players microphones.

Orioles Bluesky, you have a new favorite professional wrestler. #SickOs

Swerve, Garcia: That’s just damn good storytelling.

The only thing that could save this year’s Orioles is an attack, abduction and retraining by the Death Riders. #AEWDynamite

That was one of the most impressive displays of incompetence on the baseball field that I’ve ever seen.

Remember how USC fired Lane Kiffin on the damn airplane tarmac? Yeah. Just sayin’. #Orioles

I’ll get a beer. That’s it.

Akin

That’s the Helsley we like to see.

Well, THAT strikeout was more like the Helsley we saw earlier in the season.

Do I want to watch this inevitable walkoff L?