Unreasonably heartbroken over this

I don't like the way that history is popularly narrated in this country. At all.

cool name why’s it called that

Today would be a great day for the Orioles to sign Framber Valdez or trade for Freddy Peralta

Lots of skeets about how bad the Houston v NE football game is and it’s wild you haven’t turned it over to the AFCON final

The Senegal 🇸🇳 Goal by Pape Gueye for the lead in Extra Time. BANGER

If it said something positive about Charlie Kirk or if it had a Bible verse on it no one would have said shit

Curt Flood, #BOTD. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM9F...

Mess with the bull, you’ll get the horns. 🤘

And now, for my favorite film from a woman writer …

"We are going to keep watch over the lands of our country so that they truly profit her children." -- Patrice Lumumba, democratically elected prime minister of Republic of the Congo 6/30/1960 #tdih 1961: Lumumba was executed 💔 with help of U.S. & Belgium. ⬇️🧵 www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/pa...

“Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat 2,000 of something.” - Mitch Hedberg

any time now, Orioles

Kids, don’t take fitness advice from someone who willingly did blackface on TV in 1998

Well, the Illini won, anyway. Now to see if they can FOR ONCE figure out Maryland.

Anywho, the main truth I know is that there's ALWAYS something that can be done. Always. You just have to find the things you can do.

The guy who had to stop wrestling because he took so many roids his heart was about to explode is here to tell you about fitness

Everyone was flat today. The only consistency they had was getting booked. In hindsight, I’m amazed at the run they were able to have the last few weeks without the AFCON contingent. Onward. #FFC #COYW

that was goddamn inevitable

Fulham have been thoroughly outplayed so far. Lucky to still be 0-0. Need changes soon! #FFC #LEEFUL

Harry. You will be lucky if this doesn’t become a red card.

🧵

Also similarly awarded by the Academy of Fraternity Brothers in 2001 Who Can’t Believe You Haven’t Seen This Yet, Bro, It’s Right Up Your Alley

Rando at my neighborhood pub: “Who played this?” Me: *raising my hand high because it will always be me* 🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️

Remember the Titans. Denzel deserved better.

god damn you mike

TOO MANY COOKS MENTIONED

CC: Mike Elias

ive kind of reached the point where i think if youre still posting on musk's thingie youve got a mental problem and should think about that

Do it Mike! Sign Framber Now!

need to hire someone to stand outside the warehouse with a bullhorn

baseball’s second-biggest problem is that fully 29 of its franchises don’t actually care to compete for the best players and would rather do price collusion. its biggest problem is how many baseball fans are herb-ass scab losers who think this makes the 30th franchise the bad guy

Delete Spotify

Not a single person in that audience looks happy.

In its severely bloated, pre-Hollywood/Wolfpac split era

you were capable of writing an email in 2022 and you’re capable now

Dave’s a killer!

… k, not the Suarez we’d been looking for, Mike

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.

timeline cleanser www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XR...

COME SEE MEAT

mike

We all need a distraction. Orioles fans: Who wants phone wallpapers for winter? I got logos in the styles of the Edmonton Oilers and the Washington Capitals (from the upcoming jersey giveaway).

The proliferation of obviously (and badly) photoshopped images of John Harbaugh wearing New York Giants gear being shared by major news outlets is sort of interesting. Why is this sort of thing allowed? We all know that these images are inherently untrue. Seems like bad journalistic practice.