I bet none of them have read Freaky Friday. Or any book other than Mein Kampf.

Law and Order: ICE. We don't figure anything out. We just arrest and deport people with no due process. It's a terrible show.

I'll get back to some of ya new followers, I wanna make sure yr not weirdos gonna wind up in my dms.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

#ArkEncounter it was once a story. And it's still just a story.

#ICE zipties children like they were trash bags. Because they do not view them as human.

I think we have had maybe 6 losing seasons in our history? I'm not gonna be mad, just not gonna waste my time . #Ravens

Idk, Maybe Rush will cause Harbaugh to make less stupid gambles. #Ravens

I really wish Disappointment Book were a real thing..just a service that could tell you when and how someone died, when someone gets divorced or loses their job. Just a way to find out things that people don't share. I wrote it up in a story awhile ago.

Damn. This.

A victor buono-like charm... #svengoolie

JFC another coworker just died?

This clap-back is 🔥 “You think my self-worth is determined by your opinion of me when in reality I know for a fact that I was better than you the day I was born.” "Your grandparents were born on third base, mine were born in the parking lot but still managed to score before you.” Holy shit!

Laughter is the best medicine but so is crying. #Svengoolie

Anyone see that 'Feud' miniseries on FX? It was focused on this movie shoot. #svengoolie

I feel the same way when I look in the mirror now. #svengoolie

No, personal checks! Nooooooooo....personal. Checks! #svengoolie

What if you live in a spooky haunted house but have no musical ability? That has to suck. #svengoolie

Open up your heart and stop being a dick, feed the bowl, show the love feed them feed them!!!!! 😭😭😭 #ads #svengoolie

Welp...not yet. #svengoolie

We will, we will, rock you. #svengoolie

The line about believing him being akin to love is messing me up. #svengoolie

They can't handle the Luth. #Svengoolie

This court scene would derail almost any other movie...except maybe A Few Good Men. #Svengoolie

There it is...'you don't own me, Ollie.' #svengoolie

It's not really brand new, #ToonInwithme is 4 years old. #svengoolie #promos

Luther is still a better speaker than...certain other people. #Svengoolie

No, Luther, Ollie and I are just having sex. #Svengoolie

This is gonna wind up being something that the antagonist would have gotten away with it if it weren't for some meddling kids. #Svengoolie

Where have you gone, Childish Gambino?

Everything on here is either some ICE thugs abusing someone, sports, or some hilarious #svengoolie posts.

'You will host the Tonight Show for 7 months before some boomer takes your job...you will walk away a rich man without a job...which...is a KIND of suffering, but not really....' #svengoolie

Oh hey, the football game is over. #Svengoolie back on the big screen.

Mr Boob. #svengoolie

You know who knows about chicken? #svengoolie

Luther gonna steal your girl, Ollie. #Svengoolie

I don't know, I feel bad for Luther. #svengoolie

Luther Kronkite. #svengoolie

There is a football game on the #Svengoolie channel. Guess I'm on the app tonight.

This has nothing to do with anything serious, I just realized I hadn't posted it yet. It is a love letter to Momma (the band) and the city I live in. Enjoy. daveygandthe.substack.com/p/whos-your-...

Another pop diva who photographs well. The Raveonettes.

Dude is here tonight! Front row! Like....all the way down in DC.

Harsh but fair.

Mamas lil yella pilsner. #Daveydrinks at the Black Cat tonight, gonna see the legendary Raveonettes. (Rave on etts)

I'm not saying I'm giving up. I donate to things I care about and I try to do right by my fellow human, help where I can. But I have absolutely no faith that humanity survives without a whole lot of us dying off in the next hundred years.

#HardeesStrong #FuckICE #FuckTrump double #FuckStephenMiller #HardeesUp

I guess my day suddenly has been freed up. Going to see the Raveonettes tonight. Until then...anarchy shit.

🚨 “They put black people in one van and immigrants an another… Trucks and military style vans were used to separate children from their parents.” THIS. IS. HAPPENING. People need to see this. We all need to see it. Nobody gets a pass here. Please share with your networks. 1/2

When I went to the Louvre, people were smoking inside. I assume they still do. #ToonInWithMe.

'sick' entered the lexicon...whenever it did...and I have refused to ever use it. It is the stupidest turn of phrase.