Cool, my lamp is charged.

And I love my city. Some of the most real, nicest people ever. Frankly, it takes some getting used to. I'm not gonna say some bullshit like 'This isn't who we are.' But apparently it is.

I was thinking today about how I like that Kittredge comes out to a Joan Jett song. #Orioles

I like this movie, it has special effects. #Svengoolie

Assurance costs less than insurance because it's fake. But then again, so is insurance. #Svengoolie

No no you notify the Americans that the British are coming. #svengoolie

Damn, Taveras! #orioles

This was in Baltimore last year. This was right in front of the courthouse, where cops and judges pass by every single day. It was weather-beaten. It was up for a long time. I TOOK IT DOWN. Because no one else did. Fuck #PatriotFront +every cop+ every person who goes along with this.

I can't tell if it's fireworks, gunshots, or my car being hotwired outside.

If you are going to storm into my bedroom, at least have the courtesy to leave your money on the dresser. #Svengoolie

I don't know, I have been able to see this guy the whole time, are you sure he's invisible? #Svengoolie

'This is an insult to the entire Nazi party.' Hey, if any group is to be insulted, it's those powder puff Temu cornflakes . #Svengoolie

God these fucking people are dumb. Then again, they are Nazis.

Petey! #Orioles

All-Star Adley!!! 2 RBI hit. #Orioles

I have the sound off and I'm trying to take notes for the group and I just wrote down Ward, 2 RBI single. #Orioles

I can't tell Ward and Alexander apart. #Orioles

Goooood at bat by Holliday there. #Orioles

I just don't see naked skydiving at night to be much of an advantage. #Svengoolie

Wrecking our war production.... Well at this point I wouldn't even care. #Svengoolie

Propaganda-wise, WW2 also had that Incredible Mr. Limpett movie. #Svengoolie

It's like one of those paper cutters from school, always terrifying. #Svengoolie

It is my name. #Svengoolie

#Svengoolie hey... Clear the airlanes, why don't ya?

This is a very bad inning. #Orioles

Touchdown!!!!!! Basallo!!!! #Orioles

daveygandthe.substack.com/p/happy-4th-... I can’t remember what the point of this was but maybe that in and of itself was the entire point. #Happy4thofJuly

Rearrangeal. Tupac is out of the box. Just noticed Sam Basallo does not have a bat.

Whew, nice catch.

Kevin Brown hates the Cincinnati catcher for some reason. #Orioles

I mute the Blake Shelton Car shield ad. Really can't stand it. #Orioles

Sam, well...that's gone. #Orioles

The no hitter is over.

Equation concerning how dedicated am I to going and getting beer vs my general preference to not get in a car more than I have to....

Ok, sure it's hot out.

I once was in love before I knew you, I gave it up.....🎶

#TwilightZoneMarathon A Game of Pool reminds me of my pub days. The table was very hard to get on, those people were serious.

This is the one where something weird happens. #TwilightZoneMarathon.

daveygandthe.substack.com/p/coed-sport... sorry for the repeat on the pic.....

I'm just letting my phone die. f it, who wants to charge things, anyway?

I don't mind the heat so much. I just mind the creeping fascism and the people getting absurdly long prison time for making zines... And the fact that they haven't released the Epstein files.

They said hi to me at work... Man, it is too early for that shit....

Faithless, she'll go with that other guy in shore Leave soon. #allstartrek

Ya know. If the USA wins the World Cup, they'll just go to the White House and kiss the Trump ring and it will mean nothing. Pass. Enjoy your evening. #WorldCup

I'm honestly sorry for any crap I might have said and deleted about Tyler O'Neill. He's cool because he's Canadian. And he's human and sometimes we forget that. No more crap talking my own players, moving forward. #Orioles

I'm hot, sweaty and miserable, otherwise, the heat doesn't bother me.

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day, for those who celebrate.

This is such a shit episode. #allstartrek #ds9

I bought a 2nd drink on faith.... #orioles

Mustard. Because we can't all suck.