Thanks @boldnewme.bsky.social Worth Waiting to the End...

As far as kids being devil children, I prefer The Omen. But ya know. It's all for you, Damien. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Sorry kid, tough draw. Your dad is Satan and your stepfather is like Woody Allen or something. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Hail Santa! #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

I could have saved your baby but I'm a really terrible doctor plus I had ulterior motives. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Oh the painful Nosti interviews... 😭😭😭 #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

This was before the days when you could get really good money for a baby on the black market.#Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Why couldn't more people just be grateful for their success and build children's hospitals like Danny Thomas rather than hoarding and scheming and exploring workers to make more money? Is Jeff Bezos happy? Elon Musk? No, they are not. Nobody loves them for anything other than for personal benefit.

Ok you want a baby delivery? Who do I address it to? #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

I can't help but think if we had maybe focused on solar and wind and other forms of energy a long time ago, we wouldn't care about events across the world nor have some complete simpleton blowhard limp dick asshole waging war causing gas prices to skyrocket.

Here I am, violating my other patient's privacy. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

She's not getting any points for using proper names, that's bullshit Scrabble. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

There is no way she fit a whole hospital in that suitcase. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Your coworkers know you are using it (and they are laughing behind your back). #ads #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

If she hadn't drank while pregnant , maybe her baby doesn't wind up being evil, eh? #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

What's your take on Cassavettes.... 🎶 #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Brother in the navy... #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

#Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie Rosemary's Baby, coincidentally, that was my mother's name....so.... Draw your own conclusions. It's been a hell of a week. I finally feel normal again. Happy to be with y'all.

Horses cannot give consent.

I'm not gonna waste too much more time with this one.

My favorite part of that 3 run homerun was the part where we had 2 on and 1 out the previous inning and didn't score. #Orioles

I'll try to follow back all the new folks but first you will have to get through our first #Svengoolie night together. #HouseofSvengoolie

Have you tried...parking on the street? It's a wild new trend.

I tried to buy the Pete Alonso Polar bear shirt with my member discount bc I love polar bears and really wanted something to bring this week up but I can thank the stupid fucking #Orioles store who would not recognize the dead look in my eyes that would identify me as a season ticket holder.

I'm happy Kash Patel went snorkeling at Peal Harbor. I kinda wish he'd held his head under water longer.

You could read this. Or not. it's about the pain of losing the only website I've ever known. daveygandthe.substack.com/p/hardcore-c...

I said 'fuck it' on this week.....

A woman demonstrating her exceptional intelligence in contrast to a wealthy but arrogant individual.

I mean technically this has always been a ballgame. They have the right shoes. #Orioles

It's only the 6th inning and they are talking about a no-hitter? Please. You obviously haven't seen the Orioles.

I don't even post this much on Svengoolie night.

Our shittiness is rubbing off on the Yankees.

It's all Canadian Football over here.

Took my bike out today... It was nice.

Do you remember when millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne used to act like a fool so no one would suspect he was Batman? Well, Donald Trump is in the #Epstein files and Bruce Wayne is Batman. #EpsteinFiles

'I went to the Staples on York Road but couldn't find any parking....' Said no one, ever.

Whew...am I on a list somewhere? Uh yeah, I will try to follow y'all back, thanks for finding me. I'm mostly hawking this new zine for now. daveygandthe.neocities.org

I don't know what tf Garcia does, but he's all right.

WooooooooooooooooMayoooooooooooooooooooo

Bare handed are you kidding???

Milwaukee swept the Yankees before this so in appreciation I am wearing my Pabst Blue Ribbon shirt. #Orioles

Sigh.

That was Basallo's inning. #Orioles

Revisit that inning and the lost opportunity if we don't win. #Orioles

Beavers! #Orioles

Why do we like Taylor Ward?

Lots of people take the year off to hang out with Tommy John. Must be a fun guy.

Damn that was a loud foul ball. #Orioles

Sac bunts? Who are we?

Stupid that I miss my friend who used to like all my Goodreads reviews. Stupid that this is what I think of. I miss you shaff.