I wouldn't even check IDs in bars when I worked at them, fuck checking gender norms.

This is going to be my.... 9th show on the Ottobar Pass, my 53rd show since Covid shutdowns, and in the grand scheme we might be over 300 shows into my life. I won't know til I finish my count. I know nothing about any of these bands, tho the 1st 2 are on Discord.

Watched Shelby Oaks. Not half bad. Tense little horror story, it only really falls a tad short when it could have maybe stayed more in the real world rather than a supernatural one. It's probably not the best thing before bed but ya know.

Ffffffuck the colonists. #metvstartrek

'it doesn't look real.' Exactly what we're saying. #metvstartrek

Oh he threw him in the....oh damn... #Svengoolie

'And I told the Chief that soccer isn't a sport because you can't use your arms.' #Svengoolie

Maggie Simpson shot JR. #Svengoolie

Benson became governor, as I recall. #Svengoolie

I hate it when it goes to sudden death. I just wanna get out of there when it goes into overtime. #Svengoolie

This is gonna be just like the time I got blocked when I said that I *checks notes*...owned a car.

I remember when she blocked me on Twitter. I said something like, if I complained this much after the Orioles lost, people would think I'm crazy. It wasn't mean, it didn't cross a line. She's just that weak. To hell with her.

Next week the Slackers are playing at the Ottobar... I might be missing the movie... #Svengoolie

My father drew that lightning in, and when that baby hit 88 miles per hour.. #Svengoolie

Uh, my dude, he drowned a little girl. #Svengoolie

Frankenstein is just another loser dad, trying to live out his failed life thru his son. It's like Little League all over again... #Svengoolie

The small box is some papers to sign. The large box is porn. #Svengoolie

The village used to be prosperous. Now look. #Svengoolie

Tonight on basement theater.... #Svengoolie

Minimize his time??? Who are you monsters??? #Svengoolie

Hey what's up? Ready to clear the airlanes? #svengoolie

My phone never fully charged last night so I'm gonna go down for a while and let it recover.....

Sugardeer... Yeah I really like this band.

Here. Now.

Yay, we're fucked!

The phrase 'Good American Husbands' appeared in my archives, circa 2005. Could be a good band name.

I'm thinking there is a timeline where Y2K destroyed the world.... Sigh... #ToonInwithMe.

I just wrote this, my zine is nowhere near done but this felt inspired. daveygandthe.substack.com/p/any-night-...

It was pointless but iconic.

There's new Metric today....when I have time.... #RomanticizeTheDive

Trump is the worst piece of shit we have ever had leading this country. Find me a worse person.

I fucken hate old people. No, not people who are old in age. It's the ones who just give up. Who think that nothing good has ever happened in music or movies or tv since the 50's. Who stopped using their brains and then their bodies followed. That's what I hate.

Davestronamus predicts in a few weeks, Trump will declare victory and he'll make up some bullshit to save face when he realizes what a stupid idea this was. The New York Times Wed, Mar 4, 2026 STRIKES KILLED IRAN SUCCESSORS EYED BY U.S. pressreader.com/article/2814...

Remember when we were attacking Venezuela? Seems so long ago.

Since we’re in the subject, 10 years ago I ranked the reasons Hillary didn’t win. (Spoiler: numbers 1-99 were misogyny)

Lol, Garak was just messing with Bashir from the very beginning. #allstartrek

Yeah no the weather sucks today.

I don't use the word hero very much...but I'm still awake.

No nap today, come on, we are doing this ....

We are also way fucking cooler than DC. www.thebanner.com/culture/arts...

My Epstein, tis of thee/ sweet land of so*omy, of thee I sing.... Land where the children d*e/ Land where bad people lie/ For every child they r*de/ let freedom die.

Ah, I see we are back where it all started. Ben has hair and is still just a Commander. I saw this when I was still in high school. I missed the first hour because I was working. #allstartrek

Get Jon's Book! I read it! It's a fascinating account of the decline of a beloved institution. #svengoolie Amazon.com: Books share.google/2pLR07AgfgV2...

Seeing the earth get destroyed by aliens really changes a man....really puts things in perspective... #Svengoolie

It may be bad out there, but at least I finally get to punch a cop. #Svengoolie

I saw War of the Worlds on TV wayyyy back in the 80's. #Svengoolie

That part of Rocky when Apollo knocks him down and Rocky gets back up and he can't believe it? Yeah...right there. #Svengoolie

I saw this movie before.... #Svengoolie

Some people were driven from their homes. Others took the bus. Some walked. #Svengoolie

I think they need an annular confinement beam. Eject the warp core or something. #Svengoolie