I think I fell for a fake Joe Walsh account. I got a notification follow and then I followed him back and then he messaged me. Now that account is deleted. Just a heads up. It seems to be happening a lot over here.

Last day. Added on words, wrote an ending that's pretty damn good. The novel is called 'Unpersons' and it is in the vein of Caroline Kepnes' 'You,' tho that is not what I was trying for. 57k. I had no idea what I was going to write when I started. But here I am. #NaNoWriMo Winner

Maybe the 2nd or 3rd movie I ever saw in a theatre.

OMG that was awful I can't believe I made it all the way thru. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

They started playing Crazy Train and Mike just got pumped up and freed himself. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Bobby was a racecar driver. He drove so goddamn fast. Never did win no checkered flag But he never did come in last. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Lying sacks of shit, all of 'em. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

It's funny because Bill is actually a pretty decent interviewer. Nosti is deliberately awkward. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

She made time for Russ? Who's Russ? #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

So.... Wally from Leave it to Beaver married into the Brady family but he really sucks and lost his job but in a twist, Beaver and Whitey save the day when they rob a bank. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Maybe if Wally had played ball and done a little more work and really stepped up, he wouldn't have to hide his failure to his inlaws. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Is this over? #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Are there any people working at a job where they aren't....screwing around with the boss? #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

No, you had last month to be thankful, we've moved on. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Just stay in a damn hotel. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

You're in the wrong kind of car for the INDY 500. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

This movie is funny because everyone is older and they have gray hair and live comfortable upper middle class lives. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

I really only watch Star Trek. Which I miss when it's not on. #Metvstartrek #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Thing is.... It's probably no worse than an average episode. That's what scares me. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Christmas with family? I've never heard of this tradition. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Yeah no, this is horrible. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Haha Greg got fired. Or whoever that is. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

They could split the difference and go to Cleveland or something. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

This is why you don't have a joint checking account..so that you don't accidentally buy each other ridiculously expensive vacations. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

They did Alice dirty. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Oh this is wacky. He is taking her to Japan and she's taking him to Greece. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

She's taking him to Grease? #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

I've also never watched Full House, keeping up with Kardashians, Avatar, My Own Private Idaho, or Octopussy. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

I've maybe seen a grand total of 1 Brady Bunch episodes ever. The one where they installed a payphone in the house. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Silence!!! #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

#Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie See ya in about 12 minutes.

Yugo... I am your master. #Svengoolie

I'll get back on the drawing soon. I did this one of the Chicago skyline before our aborted trip. #Svengoolie

We knew you were in bed because we knew that you were old. And old people are always in bed. #Svengoolie

We saw an onstage version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas and for about 60 seconds I panicked that it might be like that movie. #Svengoolie

The 5000 Fingers of Dr T is.... Awful. #Svengoolie

It's funny, because it's usually the guy who thinks that the stripper is in love with him. #Svengoolie

Mark... #Svengoolie

He said penetrated. #Svengoolie

I complete my lessons during television programs. #Svengoolie @1lmichele.bsky.social

Oh I actually didn't realize there was a longer message in the gif. Oh well. #Svengoolie

If there is a Donald Pleasance...is there a Donald Unpleasance? #DeepThoughts #Svengoolie

An American man seducing a woman in a British car. #Svengoolie

This period of #svengoolie probably saved a lot of us during Covid.

Look into my eyes. You can't tell me it's not worth fighting for. #Svengoolie

And...fair warning to non fans and new followers... I will spam your feed like crazy tonight. #Svengoolie

I checked. The airlanes are in fact quite clear tonight for the largest live watch party in the country. (Don't fact check me.). It is time... For the Big Broadcast!!! #Svengoolie

…you can’t do a story on plot alone…it just doesn’t work…plot is just a thing that moves the story forward…and the story doesn’t always have to move…it can wait for you to be ready…. #NaNoWriMo got one more day to wrap it up.

Baltimore Beat, in the wild. @fullstorybaltimore.tours

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