My favorite part of this is that the announcers, and everyone else, is too stupid to do simple math. They should wear sandals next time, it'll help.

Matt Lafleur you better start learning how to speak Italian buddy because you are the next Philadelphia Eagles offensive coordinator.

Tanner McKee and Tank Bigsby are going to beat the shit out of this poverty franchise

The second Caleb's accuracy improves he's going to be a menace

Merry Christmas get fucked Dallas

Love you Eagles (you sorry sacks of shit) go birds goooo birds

The Eagles are the first back-to-back NFC East winners since they last did it in 2003-2004.

Jake Elliott

The Cardinals sticking with Gannon is absolutely hilarious

pov: you are a phillies player who just publicly criticized dave dombrowski’s team management

Dahlin and Thompson should be flyers

I really think it's important for these millionaire athletes, none of whom are children, to feel great shame for being interested in Adin Ross to begin with. Mookie Betts, you are 33 years old. You have a wife and children. You should not know who Adin Ross is.

4 Dems need to be primaried

For the first time in 3 years the Phillies give a multi-year contract to a free agent from outside the organization

Imagine how much more they'd do if the minority leader didn't suck!

The most fitting team for Romano to end up on

Pretty much this. They were going to lose whatever Marsh trade that could be made and the team that values Crawford the most is the Phillies so in their eyes they're losing that trade too.

Santigold - "L.E.S. Artistes" (2008)

Don't live in RI anymore but if I ever move back I'm absolutely voting to primary Whitehouse. Fuck right off.

I can guarantee you that at least half of these guys do not hit the FA market.

So hypothetically if the Phillies get one of these RH CF's a rotating trio of Marsh/Garcia/Crawford with Meyers/Doyle in center makes sense and is at least an outfield with upside. With that being said it feels like Marsh or Crawford might get moved and odds are the Phillies lose that trade.

Adolis García is going to unplug Morgan Wallen from the aux in the Phillies clubhouse and it’s going to be like one of those shouting scenes from Invasion of the Body Snatchers

So what's the plan with Crawford and Marsh?

I...uhh...huh...sure? I guess. Are we actually going to get the $8-$10M on a bat signing correct this time? What?

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the fact that it happened at the exact moment their season was on the ropes is storytelling so on the nose i would be embarrassed to put it on the page

This is so important. Those boys are still hurting from January/February.

That'll almost certainly end Jalen Hurts' day. 12 of 15 for 175 yards, 3 TDs, 0 INT. 7 runs, 39 yards. Nice bounce back game. Expect Tanner McKee the rest of the 4th quarter.

24-0 is fun, but dropping 40 on them is more fun. No open caskets.

Lot of positives for the Eagles against the Raiders so far but yet another end of first half sequence where Nick Sirianni exposes Saquon Barkley to an unnecessary extra hit while not actually trying to score and letting the clock run out.

Jalen Hurts won Philadelphia a Super Bowl, he could wear a hat with my home address and instructions on how to plant a pipe bomb on it if he wanted to.

Buses just arrived to take uninjured survivors to Hope High School reunification staging area. 324 Hope Street, Providence, 2906, RI

Mayor Smiley is appealing to anyone in the Brown vicinity to shelter in place until word is given by official City of Providence channels,

I'm so heartbroken right now

We have Steve Kwan at home with Crawford. Please no.

They just traded so much for Miller why the fuck are they listening on him? What is the thought process here?!?!

tobias harris did this

Any other answer and Howie Roseman is HC/GM the rest of the year

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I think the Phillies offer is something along the lines of Stott, Wood, and one of Crawford or Escobar (or both). The DBacks probably want Painter and that isn't happening.

Phillies also timed it right with the Dodgers signing Edwin Diaz. So not only do the Phillies fans have reason to celebrate, they can also laugh at us Mets fans

phillies said “the people of philadelphia have been through enough watching that dogshit eagles team, sign kyle TODAY” and i thank them for it

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Could Jalen have put a little more zip on that ball to get to Dotson? Yeah, definitely. Did the Chargers defense know that play was coming and acted accordingly. Yeah, probably.

I need a pick 6 or something right here. The offense doesn't deserve the credit.

This would've been over if the offense was normal

He's the God Damn Motherfucking Super Bowl MVP who has played the best in big games. You don't bench him. Period. For what, to get the most out of a Sirianni, Patullo offense. Man fuck that shit. If you can't win with Hurts, find another job.

The problem with the "in the area" ruling is that it leads to horrible, cynical football from QBs and grounding should have an intent component.