and people say that gaming is dying???

Got two good blue jay photos from the Chicago trip! (not the same bird) (probably) #bird #photography #birdphotography

During what may be my last visit to NC, I picked up three jars of Lusty Monk mustard, the Earth's best mustard. (lustymonk.com) The guy in NC I got it from used it in on his hot dog sauce before he had to fold the stand after some health code changes ANYWAYS he gave me the recipe.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

"my body craves its own destruction" is a truly beautiful thought i had at 2 am as i considered going to jack in the box

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Rainier Cherries the 2 weeks each year they have them at my Costco $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

guess who's allowed to take pictures in flight (under certain conditions) now

chili and yellow mustard

it's time (thanks @sickoscommittee.org)

Thank god mitch mcconnell isn’t alive to see any of this

went to see how much rain we got back at our house yesterday while we were on vacation and chat, is this good

happy 4th from me, my leave beard, and the frosé machine

the chicago architecture center tour is far superior in every way

I got one, but now I guess I need to go back for a few more

ready to celebrate cubs baseball by eating this whole bag shell and all which is the most correct and normal way to do it

By Dawn's Early Light. This morning in Chicago on Independence Day, America 250.

you'll never take me alive

new metaphor just dropped

so are images down for everyone here, or just me

goodnight, nerds

more sicko stuff going on

the eagle I'd like vs the eagle I can afford

the next thing you impulse buy WILL change your life. do NOT wait or second guess yourself, this time it IS going to be different

"you're scaring the hoes" ENOUGH. do not project your own cowardice unto the hoes. I have heard their words and seen their deeds, and you besmirch both. die where you stand

Need the Balogun jersey with WAR DAD on the nameplate

An entire app of people who post specifically For Me

my son has built an amphibious connector this is an intensely proud Marine MAGTF-officer dad moment "it has wheels and can float" "it takes things from place to place"

hell yeah it's bison dollars

I think that, amongst several other things, people need to care way less about lore and cinematic universes

"dang, @cubsbot.bsky.social is going crazy this afternoon, I wonder whyHOLY SHIT"

"who played Derek Zoolander's father in Zoolander" consumed a full day's discourse when we were under river city on the MEU

got impatient. did you know you can plug in a USB-C card reader to a phone? enjoy these completely unprocessed jpegs

got some good background bird* pics this morning, I think, but I left my laptop in central IL (oops) so I guess I gotta wait a few days to see *also an air china cargo 777 coming out of ORD, technically bird-adjacent

it's party time

I don't want a download code, I want a physical game on a disk

tonight, in Almost Crossed The Line Theatre: mother in law brings out a bunch of banana puddings and spoons to me and @envirojules.bsky.social: "I brought one for each of you even though you're sharing" her: "oh we can share one" me: "yeah it's not the first thing of mine she's had in her mouth"

the dilemma of our age: stay invested in the markets because these guys have a vested interest in keeping Number Go Up OR stay out of the markets because you have no faith in these people to keep the train on the tracks

AI has nothing on these old-ass fake foods in my son's pretend grocery set

I searched amazon today for a book I saw in person and maybe wanted to buy on Kindle, using its entire title. Amazon's stupid "AI" made me wait 30 seconds then returned a list of books, none of which on the first page were the actual book.

Good morning and welcome to Earth's-perfect-fruit season once again. 2 lb down so far.

GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

NO 👏 REFLECTING 👏 AT 👏 THE POOL 👏

happy Friday!!!

a fast. casual. shrimp. someone to hear your prayers someone who cares

everyone remain calm

piece of shit human stars in piece of shit movie for pieces of shit to watch

ladies and gentlemen: we got him

TREE LAW ALERT