man this stress/depression/whatever eating isn't doing me many favors and yet

here's to another week of me getting closer to losing my fantasy football league

am I gonna have to put another question mark on my deployment plaque??? (good thing we put the other ? on there since the last MEU out right now is also on Iwo)

The Illini have fallen apart with much greater suddeness than even I could have possibly imagined

WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS HELP

very progressive of Oklahoma to propose mandatory public toilets imo

MilTwitter

you love to see it

tis the season (it's finally below 85°F)

damn it the politicsposting mind virus got in, back to aggressive normalposting, sorry

for the low price of $10,000 to the right person, you could maybe avoid paying $100,000! who's to say!

no but really where did the suit go who bought it what are they doing with it

I remarked that it was weird they were doing f1 qualifying on Sunday and Julie looked at me and (gently) said "uh, it's Saturday" so that's where my head is at these days whichever day it is

Q: Okay but why are you doing this? I don't know.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 55% full.

it's that time again

im not living through all this bullshit to *not* eat the neon green taco bell pie i can tell you that much

look if I got thrown in a concentration camp and somehow got let out you bet your ass I'd go to ground too

I'm not, actually

hello again 4:30 p.m. white monster, my dear old friend

brice

"Are you now or have you ever been a member of the People Who Didn't Particularly Like Charlie Kirk Party of the United States?"

if it's worth making it's worth making a lot of

shaping up to be an excellent day to stare at college football while cleaning my house and making party foods, while remaining as offline as my internet-rotted brain allows

that pork ain't gonna smoke itself

I was gonna do stuff but then the cat went to sleep on me

huge successes at an estate sale visit on my birthday

the weather is no longer unbearably hot so I went out and did a run and boy I should probably have kept up doing this indoors on a treadmill for the past few months

My fantasy team scored 142.50 points this week unfortunately my opponent started Josh Allen

the children demanded cake

Between this and Sinners it's been a bad year for Devils going to Mississippi

oh boy the locals got a be losing it right now

these headlines hit a little weirder lately

kids in bed before 9pm tonight, you know what that means a second Old Fashioned and blasting some Tunes open.spotify.com/playlist/13x...

I hope we can all agree that this is funny

Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood? McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood

one of the top five games of all time for me, here

alrighty, we did a nice little day trip, and wait what do you mean it's still four hours until kiddo bedtime

sickos.jpg

I finally got the almost 3-year-old in bed at 10:00 p.m. and I'm currently making a terrible decision by not immediately going to bed myself. Future me is just going to have to deal with it

oh yes, a short victorious war, just what the people need

My sundown shirt got here. I feel old.

Happy pizza night. (any night can be pizza night) The kids love olives, so clearly I'm doing something right.

4 hours to my fantasy football draft and I know NOTHING. this year's gonna be very vibes-based

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

MORE CUBES FOR THE CUBE THRONE (my chest freezer)

Grandma wanted lemon lavender shortbread cookies badly enough to ship a package of lavender to my house for the weekend visit, so, grandma gets lemon lavender shortbread cookies

this is one I'd buy on physical media for sure

home: improved

So bluesky's blocked in Mississippi now. I'm an Illinois resident, in the military, stationed in Mississippi and now I guess I just have to get fucked? currently I'm on temporary duty out of the state so I can post but I guess in a week I'm hosed (yes I know what VPNs are that's not the point)