it's absolutely Mississippi

i'm moving all of my social media to venmo. you can tweet at me through the notes field by sending me $1 and i can only tweet to a number of people i am willing to send $1 to.

bit of a minefield in here today

In honor of National Italian Beef Day, I'm proud to announce a series of shirts that I made for Buona Beef. merch.buona.com

While I usually enjoy "fix your heart or die" being bandied about, I have to say I don't like it when my cardiologist tells me that. That's your job, brodiologist. I get that I can help but come on.

how is it only 9am

most crushing blow of being in my 40's to date: being told I have "elevated" cholesterol

There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

oops I made way too much knockoff dan dan noodle thing for dinner

those growler folks at Mountain Home are the most unbelievably lucky midair-collision-havers on the face of the Earth

"could you make up a few breakfast burritos I can grab one on my early departures out to the survey teams this week?" ...well, yes, yes I can

Rational Accidents is the more explicit theory (basically any sufficiently complex system can only achieve high reliability via a large quantity of failures, and the only catastrophic system humans have built that was able to achieve that number of failures in a non-catastrophic manner is airliners)

as a Steelers hater this is fantastic news

in other news, I finally finished something

This is absolutely incredible lmao. IYKYK

nice, I guess

Love this for them #subnautica #videogames #gaming

me, looking up: huh, that's a real big one. the Emirates A380 usually is going the OTHER way, wonder who that is...oh

US universities genuinely are like “welcome to Tennessee Agricultural College in Bumfuck Nowheresville. We invented the modern potato and our facilities include a particle accelerator, nuclear reactor, and TOP500 supercomputer. Tuition is $12,000 for instate students and we have 40,000 of them”

Many people have a vested interest in pretending otherwise, but the US research university is globally dominant to an almost unbelievable degree. The typical state university is a football team stapled to a R&D lab with a budget bigger than the entire nation of Belgium.

Subnautica 2 launched 20 minutes ago. Safe to say Krafton will be forced to pay out the $250 million bonus it tried very hard (via advice of ChatGPT) to avoid paying

damn, not like I needed the confirmation, but I really *was* an uncool 2003 high school graduate

the other guy in my squadron who had to get a special issuance first class medical says it took 11 months so, uh, lets hope I can do better than that

slamming that buy now button so fast

take that, chicken

what's it called when you have tons of time to do anything you want on a day off but all you can think of is how some nonexistent hypothetical person could judge your choice as improper so you just stare at the wall and do nothing and then worry about doing nothing and then you make a post about it

found an object to strike fear into the hearts of men (who are parents)

Happy Mother’s Day

The problem—which both the GOP and the milquetoast institutionalists seem to not be grappling with here—is that the more you close off avenues of political change through the democratic process, the more you push people to see extra-institutional mechanisms as their only option

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

as someone who never got to play Star Fox 64 as a youth, I am very excited for the fancy looking remake of Star Fox 64

I'll be damned if they didn't just nail it on this one. My expectations were low as a 5-year ENC resident but they have been wildly surpassed.

Porkins (1981) #StarWarsDay

can't believe I hadn't done this before now

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

'Beltsville Agricultural Research Centre', Maryland - I was privately commissioned to memorialise the BARC by a past employee after learning it will be shut down by the USDA after over 100 years of research. They wanted to focus of this aerial embroidery to be the field plots... 1/3 (see thread)

I guess I'll make some stock

I write about people who became famous for saying and doing horrible things so I routinely get asked this question. "Did they really believe it?" Look, I get the curiosity, but in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what's in their hearts. They put evil into the world.

Just like how the state went in to attempt a takeover of the airport authority, it's a pretty clear case of statewide officials aka white people being mad that black people, who are the overwhelming majority of people who actually live in Jackson, have any power whatsoever over the capitol city.

I got a good* night's sleep last night so I can only conclude that I am actually existentially tired

I went outside.

logistics group, infantry division, air wing

go do good and make Hoosier grind out the entire month doing woodowork.

EMERGENCY UPDATE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exu1...

Bring back the ancient knowledge