Good morning why don't you love me

Yeah I upgraded/am slowly upgrading my box and to hell with paying $450+ for 32gb of DDR5. I went with an 11th gen Intel and DDR4. I'm not a Pro Gamer, that'll be good enough for quite some time.

chat, is this good

this is the mondayest monday I've had in a while. can we all agree to reconvene in 2026 yet

my new old man idea is getting a silverstone flp01 case, some basic PC guts, maybe a CRT monitor, and installing the eXoDOS/eXoWin3x/eXoWin9x libraries on it to make my kids live my PC childhood (they will inevitably hate it because it is not 1997)

Way back when I was finishing OCS, they did one (1) lecture on ethics. The hypothetical posed was: You're an AH-1 pilot. You just hit a truck with an HVT in it, he lived but is injured & crawling away. You're sure he's the HVT, a bomb maker who has helped kill members of your unit. What do you do?

Let me be clear: this is far too much of my precious brain to waste on Lane Kiffin. but I hope that Ole Miss reporter that Kiffin threatened on camera gets the byline on his departure story somewhere and the editors just let him run wild

This is wrong. All chimpanzees are Catholic and they go to hell by choice.

it is my eternal frustration that my KeePass database that syncs with my phone app via dropbox can't be modified and saved on my windows 11 laptop for Reasons. I like to think I'm a reasonably smart computer toucher but I haven't made it work yet.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

hooray for home automation and chest freezer paranoia

To be explicit, we executed a German U-Boat commander who said he had to sink lifesaving gear / “inadvertently” kill survivors because it might give away his position, thereby potentially resulting in the loss of his submarine. We executed multiple members of that crew.

I cannot wait to move back to the Chicagozone

fun arc raiders solo story of the day: ran into a guy who offered to give me some rare grenades if I'd let him shoot me down, revive me, repeat 4x so he could get an achievement. sure bud, F me up. and he held up his end of the bargain!

What a great headline

Time for the first Leftovers Sandwich of the year

finally, time to use all the estate sale/antique store stuff I've collected NOT HOARDED

got four blobs of pie crust into the fridge by 8am so the day is not off the rails yet

algorithm really crushing it today

what if, instead of doing two 12"cast iron pizzas, I did a triple batch of dough and just filled an entire high sided sheet pan?

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

probably not great that the pope is calling out the technology underpinning a solid 20% of the US stock market an affront to God but what do I know (he's right)

happy Taco Tuesday

Will the US Navy ever successfully procure a new class of surface combatant y/n

Love it when the timeline lines up

ownership rates are great but I'd be interested to see an equity-based chart. being behind all the other cohorts for a while is gonna have effects not captured by simple ownership rate

get in, losers, we're making cranberry lemon bars

Anyone who promotes this lifestyle is telling me that my 1 year old daughter should have died, gasping for air, from RSV. And those people can go fuck themselves. (I also question their dedication to their shit-ass worldview if THEIR kid were in that place.)

I went to sleep and it sounds like something even worse happened

I've been out at a party and I guess stuff happened? somebody make what did I miss dot com and let me pay them $6.90 a month to be able to just check any day I want to see what I missed

you lose FIVE monkeys in Mississippi and they take ALL your monkeys away, SMDH

Instead of an AI ____, you could just have human relationships

jet pilot life is so glamorous

Man goes to spin doctor, says "I want to be president, but I'm unpopular and awful." Spin doctor says "Cure is simple. Tap into popular anger over wealthy elites who are friends with pedophile financier Jeff Epstein" Wealthy Elite says "But doctor..."

Commentary: Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process https://theonion.com/not-sure-how-they-deal-with-criminals-in-your-town-but-round-here-we-use-a-restorative-justice-process/

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

as a lapsed yet lifelong green bay fan, this should be what we can all get behind

"Dems cannot successfully cave because John Cornyn got trapped in a broom closet" would be easily the funniest way for tonight to end

so is it too late to call dick durbin for the first time in my life and tell him what I think of him or what

you think I'm gonna waste good coals and marshmallows just because everyone's full of s'mores already? this is gonna be, I dunno, breakfast tomorrow probably

Happy dessert wine to all who celebrate (me)

discount Sam's club beef has struck again

lol she got his ass and he knows it

A good government builds and funds great infrastructure to allow private businesses to thrive. This was the entire point of Obama’s “you didn’t build that” speech. The private sector forgets and/or denies this at their peril.

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

don't listen to the inner voice preaching caution. drink the fourth iced coffee and ascend