It's cold enough that I put socks on. Tiny jails for your feet. Thanks, I hate it.

Someone who I think is a douchebag recommended KPop Demon Hunters some months ago and said I would love it, so of course I didn't watch it, out of spite. Anyway...turns out he was right, and I'm obsessed with that stupid blue tiger.

Okay, Louisville. Who are we using for hair cuts? I have not had my hair done since January 2020 and I need something other than my at home trims.

I really didn't feel like going to Kroger today and K just texted that he was getting his flu shot at Kroger and asked if I want chili and hot dogs for dinner. I'm winning Friday.

Bearclaw does this adorable thing where around 8:30/9 he stands at the bottom of the stairs & loudly sings the song of his people. Not sure if it's more or less irritating than when he would come in my room & do it. At least today I fell back asleep for an hour on the couch after I fed his majesty.

Happy Pie for Breakfast Day to all who celebrate!

I need you all to see my friend's dog. Her brain is so smooth. When I showed this to my cousin's daughter she said, "What's wrong with her?"

One of my cousin's kids will come up to me at family events, grab my hand w/o saying a word, and lead me away to show me something or play a game. The first time he did it he was about 14 mos old. Now he's 7 and he still does it. I love it. This was the 1st time I'd seen him since 4th of July.

She was the first announced opener for Roadtrip 2026, so I need to check her out.

Bought some dumb earrings. Less I can't, more I canberry.

I have a feeling Rosewood isn't going to be as chill about the tree as Bearclaw was last year. I'm hoping for shenanigans.

Been a few days since I saw these two together. They seem to have figured out how to avoid T in the back too.

When people are wrong, and they double down on being wrong, and are proudly wrong with their whole chest, it lodges in my brain on a loop and I cannot let it go. This is less a feature and more of a bug, and it seems to be getting worse as I get older. I would like it to stop.

The raccoons are out of control. They've been showing up as early as 6/6:30.

I love Thanksgiving and I am not remotely excited for it this year. I thought I would watch Son in Law and make pumpkin pie to try to get in the spirit, and I'm now seeing it is no longer streaming free on Hulu, because we can't have nice things.

I have 2 friends in the same office - one who's newly back after 6+ years away and the other took her old job when she left - they could not be more different, and they do not get along, but I love them both.

Who's got two thumbs and just discovered all episodes of the original He-Man and She-Ra cartoon series are on Prime?

I've been in jammies and capybara slippers all day and I don't feel like changing so this is how I'm going to K's. I'm also having enchiladas for dinner for the third night in a row. Being an adult is cool sometimes.

He has been trying to get me to feed him since 1:30. He eats at 3:00.

Last night my friend kept saying she needed to get out the 'co-yacht-ay' and it took me several minutes to figure out she has no idea how to say cotija. Also she thought Evansville was in Kentucky.

I keep saying I'm going to throw out my sourdough starter and move on with my life but then I have these intrusive thoughts like what if I made a cheesy jalapeño sourdough loaf.

I have a new way to identify Blaze without checking out his swimsuit area. Male possums have a musk scent gland on their chest that looks like a yellow patch. I can't see it on the porch camera because of the lights, and the old possum condo cam was really outdated. The new one shows it perfectly.

Everyone leaves Friendsgiving with the understanding that they have to procure a Pop-Tarts costume before Oaks, right?

Found a bottle of tequila that I put serranos in ???? ago. Fam, is it bad when they turn white. 😬

I'm not sure why I even bothered buying an electric blanket.

K bought me this dark hot chocolate mix and I keep forgetting I have this bourbon ball cream so now I can make fancy cocoa.

A possum just ran across the street in front of me on my walk up to the folks'. Why do they always run away?

There's no point saying he's not the boss of me.

Making cakes for your friend's kids is neat because if they turn out very 'cake decorating is my passion' they almost like them even more.

Shout out to 6 pm me for putting clean sheets on the bed after my shower. That shit's gonna be fire when I go to bed in a couple hours.

I am in a mood today and I really need to get my mind right before I go be in public again. I've been looking forward to this SG Goodman show for 4 months.

Worst fight ever. What was the strategy here?

My grandma's sausage dressing. My aunt learned how to make it before grandma died, and I will get the recipe from my aunt.

"I've got weed grinders if you weed. I've got books ii you read." - Margo Price

I really hope the opening band didn't get in the way of this vapid bitch's riveting conversation of "I was like and she was like and just like I was like you know it was just like and like what?"

I own way more than plenty band shirts but if Kaitlin Butts put out something that just said BUTTS on it real big, I'd buy that.

🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇 www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...

Running red lights is an epidemic in this town, but maybe if you're driving a fucking TARC bus you should consider not doing it. Still mad about the asshole last night who had plenty of time to stop and never even slowed down.

Chief Hubbard is popping up every 2-4 weeks, and we have a daytime Ratatouille sighting in the condo.

Opossums have more teeth than any other land mammal on this continent.

I ate fast food for the first time in I didn't know how many months and I've felt like shit for 4 hours. So much sodium. I drink a lot of water anyway, but I feel like I can't get enough of it today. Gonna have homemade soup about it tonight to course correct.

My uncle and I had a competition one Thanksgiving to see who could eat the most pie. I won. 12 pieces. I'm not getting excited about a fruit plate unless the plate is pie crust.

Hi, the new season of “A Man on the Inside,” a TV show I worked on, hits Netflix today. Ted Danson is in it! Also Mary Steenburgen, Gary Cole, Max Greenfield, David Strathairn, Lisa Gilroy, Stephanie Beatriz, Jason Mantzoukas, and many more funny people. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

LFPL's Books & Brews is back December 1: www.lfpl.org/booksandbrews

I walked out of the groomer and a guy walking into another business hollered, "I like your hair," and gave me a thumbs up. That is how you give a non creepy compliment, dudes.

There is a PG13 movie on Prime with Reacher and Kevin James. Oh, no, America. What is you doing?

Poplar Level Kroger is a fucking shit show from 4:30-5:30 pm because there aren't enough lanes open to accommodate customers but my favorite part is how everyone blocks the main aisle of the store as if they aren't grown adults with many decades of life experience who have ever formed a line before.

The face of someone who made a break for it at the office and ran into the room full of volunteers in the middle of a training.

You ever have to put a bite glove on to clean your 14 lb mostly toothless dog's butthole? No? Just me?

Instagram is telling me that 4 years ago today I was at The Vogue Indy to see what would be my last Todd Snider show. The vibes in the room that night were all the way off - lots of talkers and an incredibly drunk asshole - but Todd was what he always was, authentically Todd.