Columbo is great if you want to see rich assholes underestimate someone and not get away with it. See also:

I added the assistive touch button to my iPhone so now when I scroll it’s like seeing your avatars through a cataract.

I hope I don't get raptured mid-goon

what if trans people were worth as much as a talk show host, collectively if not individually, as a treat

still boycotting jimmy over this unresolved issue

cornnilingus. you heard it here first.

Celebrating fall by wearing socks with Croc's.

This is the most AD&D image.

Hear me out, a Lord of the Rings remake but it’s these two taking the One Ring to Mordor.

we can’t do rapture tomorrow. i don’t have the right outfit yet.

Since I don’t deal with the money it is more an end of Metafiscal Year for me.

If an old skool emcee gives you a task you have been Rap Chored.

turns out they’re even more necessary on mondays

So, do I need to put in PTO for the rapture, or should I want to see if I clock any billable hours?

Morning.

Joan Jett

Joan Jett

Past me left a half bag of Bugles at my desk for today.

Went to a local dinosaur refuge.

I don’t think we talk enough about how important Odyssey Sims is to the Fever.

Spent the day posting "do better" under photos of people's kids on Facebook

Went to a local dinosaur refuge.

Hear me out, a Lord of the Rings remake but it’s these two taking the One Ring to Mordor.

5, but one is portrait and the laptop is open as the “get out of my way” screen.

Dionne Warwick photographed in New York City, 1969

bet this shit never happens in roku city

The setting sun over the marina.

Coming this fall to Fox: the all new game show Butt Dial, with host Joel McHale! Contestants spin the butt dial and have to guess a celebrity ass from a movie. If they guess wrong, we randomly call a contact from their phone to tell them an embarrassing secret! Every Thursday, 6pm EST.

You know, you can just make an old school Geocities page with GitLabs or GitHub. We could start a web ring. *flirting*

Harmony Cobel #Severance

Impossible, sir. It’s in Johnson’s underwear.

girl, same

Hit counters were like notes, kids. A cloutometer.

Tesla in front of us has a “before we knew” bumper sticker and I’m like, “but you’re still a Ravens fan.”

I learned HTML back in the day by exporting my bookmarks and opening in Notepad.

I might bring hit counters back. Emoji numbers or analog odometer numbers…?

Age verification? I learned JavaScript so I could put a hit counter on my Geocities page.

iT WAs The bEsT oF tiMes iT was the WOrst OF tImES.

Drop some TELEPHONES ☎️📱🖤

Bruce Wayne over Zoom

AMETHYST FANTASY (2016) Acrylic on Masonite - 7" x 5" When I'm painting a tight area with my nose to the canvas, a larger palette becomes something of a nuisance. 1/3

Today is man side boob sat. Tell your friends.

Saturday when told that Sunday has been cast as his replacement in the theatre production called The Week.

Never underestimate how much Mac & cheese I can consume

Hermit girl autumn

Can’t right now, going to Bennigan’s to count the Monte Cristos.

Bang Bang shrimp is mayonnaise slathered haram send skeet.

back in the 80s it wasn’t all just glitter and synth pop it was hair metal too