Captain Beeftwat
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How's everyone's gyre today? Still turning and turning and widening and whatnot? Have we figured out whether that's good or not?
12 months ago
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maple cocaine
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Everyone knows the economy is doing great. I dont know why homelessness is up and a record number of people are working 2 jobs, but that has nothing to do with the economy. The economy is a chart with a line going up, not that other shit. Grow up
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Max Kennerly
9 days ago
When we take back power, I do not want unity or healing, I want revenge. I also don't want a lecture on "but that's just like Trump, he wanted revenge." He was wrong, we are right. It's different. Get a moral compass. Revenge or sit down. Call it "justice" if you must, it's that too.
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maple cocaine
9 days ago
Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid
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Marisa Kabas
10 days ago
you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.
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My followers are bots and popular people who took pity on me with a kindly follow-back, so watch out, buddy. You're about to get the titties and crypto offers of a lifetime.
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11 days ago
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Mark Joseph Stern
18 days ago
The Supreme Court's "conversion therapy" decision today is indefensible on its own terms. A ton of medical regulations restrict speech on the basis of "viewpoint." Nobody thinks they're unconstitutional. This court just subjects pro-LGBTQ protections to special hostility.
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capitolhunters
22 days ago
Keep in mind: when a young Graham Platner was interviewed by his hometown newspaper in 2008 and said "I loved Iraq. I loved being there", said that his unit had burnt corpses, and that he wore a Blackwater hat because it annoyed the libs, this is less than year after he got a Totenkopf tattoo. 1/
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Tom Ewing
26 days ago
Went back to an album I’d loved in my teens and you won’t believe this but the lyrics I once thought were powerful and relevant now seem awkward and jejune
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Sapling 🌱
26 days ago
It’s my birthday today! 🎉 If you see this post, can you share it? My husband and I have a project live on Kickstarter right now (It’s a collaborative queer historical art zine!) 🏳️🌈 Here it is!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tap...
(My art + some mockups~)
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Elad Nehorai
29 days ago
Platner may seem like the right guy to appeal to the white dudes, but that is largely based on the willingness to throw the rest of us non-white, non-Christian, and/or non-men to the wolves. Happens throughout US history. And it never works out cause solidarity is how we get there.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
29 days ago
one of my most intractable and strident positions is that i absolutely don’t give a single fuck how much the USPS costs, expand their services so that it costs double, you’ll never get me to give a shit
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Elon Green
30 days ago
these are the best reporters in the country, give them whatever the fuck they want
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Dylan Baddour
about 1 month ago
How did we get here? Story from 2022: "Five years ago, when ExxonMobil came calling, city officials eagerly signed over a large portion of their water supply so the oil giant could build a $10 billion plant to make plastics out of ethane gas."
www.texasobserver.org/corpus-chris...
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
about 1 month ago
Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.
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Foz Meadows
about 1 month ago
primary use cases for AI, an ongoing list: - pornslop - academic fraud - eroding our collective sense of truth - cyberpsychosis - dementia acceleration - fucking a jagged hole through the arts - search engine enshittification - fascist panopticon - anti-intellectualism - war crimes
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Sonja Drimmer
about 1 month ago
And what I’m calling “opportunity theft” is the theft of someone’s future and their potential by means of robbing them of appreticeship, menteeship, and experience now. Using AI to perform the tasks that students and trainees do in the early phases of training and education is opportunity theft.
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Ayo
about 1 month ago
As a universal rule everything that you want for Palestinian people, I want that for you
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Senator Ron Wyden
about 1 month ago
Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0
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victoria scott
about 2 months ago
Man it really feels insane watching the global order break down in front of me. like is my anxiety disorder especially bad today, or am I aware of how supply chains work and able to read the news
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Andrew Lawrence
about 2 months ago
theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are
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Gravel Influencer
about 2 months ago
I've been saying it a lot, but these deaths line up with what happened in early concentration camps during other regimes: Deaths from poor conditions, disease, or abuse. These deaths are not accidental. They are the direct result of a camp system that is designed to harm those being imprisoned.
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maura quint
about 2 months ago
Will I delete all of these posts? probably. I’m building sandcastles over here not stadiums.
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Toby Buckle
2 months ago
the minute the fb algorithm clocks you as a straight man it immediately sets about trying to destroy your life & endanger those around you
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A.R. Moxon
2 months ago
It almost seems as if the United States was founded on a bunch of hellish rape plantations run for the obscene enrichment of a gang of already obscenely wealthy slavers.
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Coach Finstock
2 months ago
Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
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Prisonculture
2 months ago
If you were to actually take his white supremacy and racism seriously, you would evaluate their impacts on every single decision and policy advanced by the administration. And you would be on board for future reparations.
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Coach Finstock
2 months ago
That the files aren't ending the careers of everyone named in them tells you all you need to know. That all those people aren't in jail is a clear indicator of what matters. It's a political football. There's no justice for survivors because the victims were girls and young women.
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Carl T. Bergstrom
3 months ago
I was a sensitive kid. I loved cats. I had OCD, undiagnosed. When I was 9, a fraternity brother tortured a cat to death in my hometown. The details even now are beyond imagination.
archive.is/xdmUL
I was traumatized for years from reading the news story. The torturer? Now the head of the NRA.
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Seth Cotlar
3 months ago
When Mamie Till was on the stand during the trial of her son's murderers in 1955, the defense argued she had misidentified her son's body, was lying in order to claim insurance money for her son, & had staged the whole affair with the aid of Communists & the NAACP. Tills murderers walked free.
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Nome
3 months ago
As I see more middle-of-the-road Dems process the tragedy that befell Alex Pretti, I see them processing grief by trying to differentiate ICE from Police. To claim that their actions are qualitatively different, somehow. And I wonder on what planet they've been living.
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Preeti Chhibber
3 months ago
I know it’s not healthy to be so angry all the time but also “stay angry, little Meg” runs through my brain like a lifeline these days
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utopia deferred
3 months ago
These issues themselves are fine but the refusal to place immigration and the secret police terrorizing our families alongside those issues presumably means that a bunch of leadership are white supremacists and I am fairly comfortable jumping to that conclusion at this point.
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John Bull
almost 2 years ago
2nd July 1863. Battle of Gettysburg. For perhaps the only time in the entire war the Confederates seem to be winning. Dan Sickles, commander III Corps, is ordered hold on Cemetery Ridge. For reasons unknown he advances. Broken, his men begin to flee. This is the moment on which the war depends /1
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫
3 months ago
They hate us so much but we love each other more
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
3 months ago
so sick of seeing libs say that there is a “right and legal way” to violently deport people, like you people are so worthless that you can only follow arbitrary “rules”, you’re incapable of seeing other people as HUMANS who inherently have value and are deserving of dignity and life
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A.R. Moxon
3 months ago
If you have “sincere concerns” about trans athletes in sports, all it means is that you have given yourself a rationale for your bigotry that you sincerely believe exonerates you for aligning to a far-right tactic for marginalization and exclusion.
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Notorious RBMK
3 months ago
everyone knew the DHS smelled rotten the moment it rolled off the line. even 20+ years ago the word “homeland” was pungently fascist.
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Existential Comics
3 months ago
You notice how thousands and thousands of cops aren't coming out to condemn Jonathan Ross for senselessly killing Renee Good? This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.
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a real, authentic person 🌯
3 months ago
Democrats, whimpering: i-I-I don’t think we can get rid of ICE Republican, groping a child: Say goodbye to the Department of Education!
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ceej
3 months ago
hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
3 months ago
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Adam Rothman aced his cognitive test
about 1 year ago
After federal troops forced a fugitive slave named Anthony Burns back into slavery in the 1850s, one Bostonian wrote, “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.” The abuse of power radicalizes people. We are seeing that now.
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Ashton Pittman
3 months ago
When a cop murdered my big brother at a road block 21 years ago, their post-facto justification was that he tried to run over a cop. His foot released the brake after the officer shot him in the chest, and the car bumped an officer.
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Senator Ron Wyden
3 months ago
I wrote section 230 to protect user speech, not a company's own speech. I've long said AI chatbot outputs are not protected by 230 and that it is not a close call. Given that the Trump administration is going to the mat to protect pedophiles, states should step in to hold Musk and X accountable.
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Bree (aka Kit Rocha)
4 months ago
For the most part I try to make what other folks are doing not my business. Twitter was enabling some pretty horrifying shit for a long time, but putting a "take this child actress's dress off" button on there is a level of "what the fuck are you doing on this site" that is hard to grapple with.
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BB Gendercel 🏳️⚧️🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇲🇽🇵🇸🇵🇦🇺🇦🇻🇪
4 months ago
Actually making me insane how pundits from across the whole of spectrum have whitewashed the support of a guy openly running on Hitlerite immigration policy into some soppy tale about the humble volk being deceived by a slick talking snake oil salesman
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utopia deferred
4 months ago
Does my colleague’s novel legal interpretation logically entail the destruction of the last 160 years of federal government? Yes Would it necessitate the mass immiseration of the country for an ends indistinguishable from the confederacy? yes Is he acting in good faith? I believe so.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡
4 months ago
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else. unplug the machine.
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Cengiz Yar
4 months ago
CBS didn't run the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT, but over here at
@propublica.org
we've been working on the story since March, including finding out who each and every man sent to that maximum security prison was. You can see our reporting here:
www.propublica.org/series/depor...
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Deported and Imprisoned Archives
A case-by-case investigation that examines the Trump administration’s claims that these immigrants are all “sick criminals” and “terrorists” and that shows what they suffered during months in one of t...
https://www.propublica.org/series/deported-and-imprisoned
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