If I found out you gave my baby a placebo vaccine (when there's an EXISTING, SAFE, AND EFFECTIVE VACCINE) I'd bring a hammer to your office and do a randomized single-blind study on your skull. How fucking dare they

No matter how you slice it, US police officers are safer on the job and paid waaaaay more than other countries' police despite doing a…less than stellar job The question isn't more police vs. less police. It's why are US police paid so much while doing such little and such poor police work?

My "I do not fear the city governor" tattoo has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tattoo.

“I didn’t vote for this”

hot slut can't count

back to rewrite, this is too on the nose

Secular dark romantasy: enemies-to-lovers with the brooding prince of the fae who have enslaved humanity Christian dark romantasy: falling in love with a Catholic

If people really believed that you needed to engage on conservative-dominated platforms to be effective they’d be active on Truth Social, Rumble, and Kick. They are not. They just don’t like X as much anymore and they want it to be your fault

Once again, everyone involved in DOGE, from Melon on down, should spend the rest of their lives in jail, not only for breaking all the laws & doing an end run around Congress & our entire democratic process, but also for the mass murder they are directly responsible for as a result of it.

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

Fuck Steven Miller, but also: IQ is obviously flawed and awful for many reasons but chief among them is the way it shifted society's perception of intelligence to something that only matters to snobbish elites. You're "smart" if you take big brain club test good, but if you're

Wild to me that Indiana’s entire House delegation didn’t jointly introduce articles of impeachment in response to this shakedown. If you won’t even bother to represent or protect your constituents what’s the point of even holding office? Completely spineless.

SO WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN

NGL this one hurts :/

Me, a Chicago person: Aw, the snow is so lovely. So pretty. Yaay holidays! 🤩 Trying to go ANYWHERE moments later: FUCKING FUCK FUCK GODDAMN IT’S EVERYWHERE WHERE ARE THE PLOWS

When they say they're massive fucking losers, believe them.

Racists think "racist" is a slur used to hurt white people, justifying that opinion with the claim "you think all white people are racists" but in fact the foundation of this opinion is that racists think that all white people are racists.

Billy Joel was wrong

This timeline is the worst game of Mad Libs ever.

I see this sort of proud posturing a lot and it's really a wonderful way to loudly demonstrate to everyone you have absolutely no idea what's going on

Somehow combining the worst parts of an aggro conservative talk radio caller and the worst parts of a mediocre middle manager who hates his employees even more than he hates himself

As a new father this is so embarrassing to admit out loud

"... mission too put a soul inside out a digital being" Yeah okay Frankenstein whatever you say "... the relationships their children are forming with..." Oh Jesus Christ

Christmas movie about a guy who accidentally chugs Santa’s bone juice while on vacation in Italy and everyone’s mad at him but he develops the power to know what gifts everybody wants. And then at the end it turns out Santa’s bone juice was in a different cup and he had the magic in him all along

i love that a significant portion of the population of the world believes in demons and the devil and satan. they just think this stuff is real and it genuinely scares them

I make sure that people know my gingerbread cookies are MEN! None of this woke "gingerbread people" nonsense. I include a 10inch super thick cock *exploding* with man juice (white frosting so it's educational). In fact they are dick cookies with men attached, I call them "XXXmas COCKIES."

It is important to note that no religion actually prohibits vaccination. People who say that do not actually know that religion’s doctrines.

It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

How actions indicate character: Kit, a pitcher, ducks as she's used to line drives coming back at her Marla, a middle infielder, plants herself to field the ball Dottie, a catcher, catches the ball

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems

Ugh God I hate this. Many leagues are ruined by super teams but the way this whole league has been swallowed up by this team and Messi is so depressing.

Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.

This whole comment section is one of the reasons I hate the Internet. There was one funny reddit post 11 years ago and now for some reason everyone on here is a snob about grilled cheese? It's a GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH. It's bread and cheese there's no way to do it wrong why do people act like this

There have been many things written about this whole thing but this is my favorite summary of the storytelling prowess bsky.app/profile/nota...

It's for their audience of mutant goblins who over time have learned that anything not made specifically for them can still be enjoyed by deliberately defiling it

I've become deeply radicalized against gambling. It's just getting more evil the longer it's allowed to fester unregulated

One of the dilemmas of living through the second Trump administration is that saying these things out loud seems crazy. But yeah, the death penalty is an established, well-documented thing we have on the books for precisely these kinds of crimes; they obviously did it; and it's not hard to prove.

The Persephone Effect

looking forward to either a 6-3 decision that trump as God Emperor of the United States can change the constitution by fiat or a 5-4 decision that 14th amendment means what it says with a dissent from thomas that actually the constitution recognizes donald j. trump as sovereign

insane local news just dropped. i've lived in a part of KC for ~decade and it's been an inside joke with friends and service workers that the local biz/party district is ran by a cartel of biz owners who bully out new ventures and replace them with generic dive bars for white suburbanites. Well UH

It should be a bigger deal that Trump supporters are using terrorism to pressure state legislators to try to rig elections in their favor

Never, ever, ever, ever in the entire history of humanity has one human being’s ego needed to be stroked so much. It’s so fucking pathetic. And shame, shame, shame on all the ego strokers.

velociraptor = distanceraptor / timeraptor

I buy the Cabaret theory of modern politics: current right wing politics was, once upon a time, a thing elites sold to rubes while merely pretending to believe themselves while they pursued wealth, but now the True Believers are actually in charge and acting on sincerely believed insane nonsense.