The thunder aren’t even that good it’s just the whole rest of the NBA is bad at basketball

in the comedies club. straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My sheanits

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta have a hot tub

If you’re a trans person who’s mad at me for defending Sarah McBride, I wanna make a promise to you: If you become a prominent trans person, I’ll defend you too. If I don’t have anything nice to say, I’ll be quiet. There’s already enough people holding trans women “accountable”

Going to go live in the woods. Peace out guys

Had the pleasure of meeting @stacycay.bsky.social in person when I attended the Illegally Female comedy tour tonight in #Denver. Very funny stuff (especially since I’m from the south). If you ever have the chance to see her comedy, I’d recommend you do it.

What I knew I’d seen this before

“she’s not gonna come to your show next week in New York or Chicago bro” She will. She will if I smile good

Has anyone made a bluesky/threads dual posting app yet?

Happy pride to the guys in my dm requests asking to see it

Guy who literally voted for this: I didn’t vote for this

Don’t think this is asking for much, but in order to be a detrans grifter, I feel like you should actually have taken HRT before you can claim that status. Who can detrans what was never trans?

Does this bikini make me look like a guy?

ANNOUNCEMENT:

How it feels to be a passoid

If romper wearing was an Olympic sport, trans women would dominate. If we weren’t banned from the Olympics, anyway

Filipino pope ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Filipino pope ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Filipino pope ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Filipino pope ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Filipino pope ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Filipino pope ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

I’m Commander Stacy, and this is my favorite strip mall in America

Being a trans woman in 2025 America feels like being a prophet in ancient Israel. We warned yall, the country scorned us, and now God brings plagues on the people. Wokeness kept the stock market green. Liberalness brought peace. Now it’s time for famine. You should’ve heeded.

Nerds are my favorite audience

Show me your feet boys and free your soles, I wanna get lost looking at your toes

Yall mind if I praise the Lord?

“Men who are into trans women are gay” Shutup and get in the tub gay boy

Nerds are my favorite audience

A new episode of the Morning Standup podcast premieres TODAY at 11:30am EDT

We’ve done this mass tariff thing 3 times in American history. 1828, 1930, 2025. All spaced about 100 years apart because everyone who remembers the last one needs to be dead for the next one to happen. The last two caused a depression. I hope this one makes us rich tho.

The only way to stop divisions in the trans community is to subtweet a specific trans woman you don’t like and encourage others to ostracize her. She doesn’t get enough negativity on Twitter and needs you to hold her accountable or there will never be unity

Morning routine: 12:15: F-18s LAUNCH (1st strike package) 13:45: "Trigger Based" F-18 1st Strike Window Starts 14:10: More F-18s LAUNCH (2nd strike package) 14:15: Strike Drones on Target 15:36: F-18 2nd Strike Starts - also, first sea-based Tomahawks launched.

I don’t see the problem here

Hating a politician for being a “pick me” is hilarious cuz that’s literally her job lol

Go hogs btw

They say “a lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes” If you circulated the lie, you should circulate the truth too

Sarah McBride did nothing wrong. She was literally advocating for us and the writer of this article completely misinterpreted her. Here is the correction:

I like Sarah McBride

Instead of trying to conquer other countries, America could dominate the world by letting anyone move here and become American. We could recruit the smartest and hardest working people in the world and be the best country on earth. Why haven’t we tried this yet

Someone who is good at stocks please help: is this good?

Diversity is just a good vibe check. If I go into a restaurant and see a good mix of people, I know the food is good. If it’s all white people, I know the food is trash and overpriced. But if it’s all white guys, I know the waitresses are hoes.

Democrats don’t support “men in women’s sports”. Democrats are against birth certificate and/or genital inspections to play sports in school, because those are stupid.

Can someone who is good at facetune please help me? I want to shrink her face so she’ll look normal

Republicans seem to be betting big on Americans caring more about “protecting women’s sports” than they care about the economy. That’s a bold move, let’s see if it works out for them.

Does anyone need this

At a young age I was taught by my conservative community the specific rhetoric and actions that would signal it’s time to use the 2nd amendment to save America Trumps admin has blown past all of them. idk why these gun nuts haven’t activated like the Manchurian candidate

Liberals don’t need to be less woke, they just need to get guns

What really bothers me about these anti trans laws isn’t what’s happening to me specifically but what’s happening to all the more vulnerable people like me. Particularly young people in red states. I was them once, and I hoped the new generation would come into a better world.