You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty

Like, Iraq wasn't THAT long ago, why is everyone still doing the government stenography thing on Day 1? We bombed a capital city and kidnapped a sitting head of state dawg

This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

The Paw Patrol's refusal to arrest and try Mayor Humdinger for his crimes after years of bad-faith aggressions laid the foundations for Donald Trump's reelection. In this essay, I will-

Modern Socrates next to his Modern Darryl imo @leyawn.bsky.social

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

the right attitude

The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff

He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.

every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

Seattle Public Library users know ball

Not easy to get to sleep tonight - have burnt the bridge of whatever career I had left and really don’t feel that my opinions are so extreme that that should have been necessary

He's the best

Fucking pumped man let’s fucking go

what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?

they don't show it in the movie but on Dagobah next to his crappy little house Yoda keeps an entire shack full of stolen bikes

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

Genuine LOL from a 🐐 account

It's the moment when he takes the medal out of the box and puts it on himself for me. That's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen lol. He's so desperate to get it.

What do you even say to this. You'd get fired from 90% of corporate jobs if a client discovered a rant like this online and sent a link to your manager. But in this case, he's the president and also thinks he has at least 2 personal armies that he can sicc on brown people. Get this guy outta here

we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying

every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades

I'm sorry we're doing fuckin what now

The framing here is incredible. Oh, wouldn't you like to feel happy and fulfilled? Grow up, says your boss

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Bonus tip: you can pronounce Aristotle like Chipotle and vice versa

This was a really special night on bsky dot app

Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.

You may know Tricia McLaughlin as the woman who goes on TV every day to lie about what'shappening in Chicago. Would you be surprised to learn that her husband's company was also given a $220M no-bid contract to produce DHS propaganda?

Increasingly convinced that this guy is going to be at the center of some fresh new flavor of constitutional crisis that's coming up. He has an unlimited budget to terrorize our city pretty much indefinitely, and he keeps bragging about all the laws they're gonna break while doing it. Unsustainable.

Truly infuriating. I drive past this daycare on Addison 2-3x times each week, it's a mile and a half from my office. Praying for the day when these neighbor-snatchers will leave our city, and we gotta look out for each other in the meantime

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

Chicago Pope is going to say some things we all dislike because he is the Pope and still very Catholic but he is spending enough time poking directly at the worst Catholics alive that I’m ready to put him in the Pretty Good For A Pope bucket already also the sports jersey thing is incredibly funny

Me: Sometimes I'll start microwaving my leftovers, then go pee *while* the thing's in the microwave. You just gotta get back before it starts beeping Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing? Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly

It's almost like you have to fight for our votes like everyone else. Yes, we, especially Black women, tend to vote for harm reduction either way. But it's so much better when we're voting for someone instead of against someone. We're more likely to donate and volunteer. Too many take us for granted.

the reason you, a middle-aged man who works for a studio, should refuse to meet with Harvey in his hotel room is not that he will victimize you, it is that by doing so you make it look less suspicious when he meets with his victims there

You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

I'm terrible at estimating crowd sizes but there was at minimum 1,000+ people who turned out to the **KID-FOCUSED** No Kings rally at Welles Park. Cannot overstate how much everyone in Chicago is so sick of these guys #nokings

Taught the 2-year-old son to say Shohei Ohtani's name a few days ago, he's gonna lose his mind when he wakes up

How W. E. B. Du Bois responded to government policing of "anti-American" sentiment during the 1910s: "I took great satisfaction in being able to sit back in my chair and answer blandly, 'We are seeking to have the Constitution of the United States thoroughly and completely enforced.' ”

It’s impossible to overstate how much “abolish ice” is the normie position now here in chicago — just countless random moms at toddler soccer on a park district field asking me where I bought my anti-ice t-shirt. average people don’t like our neighborhoods being terrorized.

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