Here's the thing about Stancil, yes he is the way he is and that's either your thing or it's not, but he is absolutely All About That Action. Basically doing The Italian Job every day in a Honda Fit and they are SICK about it

Counting down the minutes until it's officially Whiskey Friday with CBS News in the central time zone

On a long enough timeline we all sign with the Dodgers

friendly reminder The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone. which they will be

Bashar al-Cohen Baron

*whispering* this is the performance of public virtue and should be feted

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As a fan of all of Tottenham Hotspur, the Green Bay Packers, and the general idea of not invading Greenland, today hasn't been the best day of 2026

That's right Everett True

Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes

Our VP's getting excommunicated before Easter dawg. Maybe before the Super Bowl if he really tries

2026 vibe check www.lbc.co.uk/article/dani...

When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend’s new gf came to my house and it turns out I’d stolen her entire living room while she was moving.

lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"

Like, Iraq wasn't THAT long ago, why is everyone still doing the government stenography thing on Day 1? We bombed a capital city and kidnapped a sitting head of state dawg

This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

The Paw Patrol's refusal to arrest and try Mayor Humdinger for his crimes after years of bad-faith aggressions laid the foundations for Donald Trump's reelection. In this essay, I will-

Modern Socrates next to his Modern Darryl imo @leyawn.bsky.social

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

the right attitude

The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff

He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.

every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

Seattle Public Library users know ball

Not easy to get to sleep tonight - have burnt the bridge of whatever career I had left and really don’t feel that my opinions are so extreme that that should have been necessary

He's the best

Fucking pumped man let’s fucking go

what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?

they don't show it in the movie but on Dagobah next to his crappy little house Yoda keeps an entire shack full of stolen bikes

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

Genuine LOL from a 🐐 account

It's the moment when he takes the medal out of the box and puts it on himself for me. That's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen lol. He's so desperate to get it.

What do you even say to this. You'd get fired from 90% of corporate jobs if a client discovered a rant like this online and sent a link to your manager. But in this case, he's the president and also thinks he has at least 2 personal armies that he can sicc on brown people. Get this guy outta here

we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying

every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades

I'm sorry we're doing fuckin what now

The framing here is incredible. Oh, wouldn't you like to feel happy and fulfilled? Grow up, says your boss

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Bonus tip: you can pronounce Aristotle like Chipotle and vice versa

This was a really special night on bsky dot app

Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.

You may know Tricia McLaughlin as the woman who goes on TV every day to lie about what'shappening in Chicago. Would you be surprised to learn that her husband's company was also given a $220M no-bid contract to produce DHS propaganda?