Obama photographer Pete Souza posted this pic of Obama on that UN escalator… www.instagram.com/p/DO9GFjUEZi...

We’ve got a full house now. A little hectic but we’re chilling out now.

it makes a ton of business sense for disney to use this opportunity to bring its affiliates to heel by hanging an existential threat over their heads. local over the air broadcasters are hanging on by a thread anyway, remind them you can speed this up

well all right this feels like it confirms the throuple rumors

the mariners got these folks stressed

Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “Drug traffickers live in Miami, New York, Paris, Madrid, and Dubai. Many have blue eyes and blond hair, and they don't live on the boats where the missiles fall. “Drug traffickers live next to Trump's house in Miami.”

Love this. Also Portnoy sounds like RFK and I love that for him.

Dumbasses

They only think autism is a “problem” to be “solved” because my kid can beat their ass at math while also being way funnier and more artistic and better at sports

the suns: *deny allegations of discrimination, retaliation, harassment and wrongful termination* also the suns:

Can we do the rapture now???

All of these immigrants have something in common and I just can’t white put my finger on it.

🤷🏼

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

What a waste of time. Just use the GD robots.

When my wife asks what I'm in the mood to order for dinner on Friday night.

Gonna pretend the teleprompter and escalator were petty payback from the UN because I love petty.

Anytime I have the slightest inkling of missing anything about Oklahoma, Walters is there to remind me 🙏

SCROOGE: Who are you? T. BOONE: Ask me who I was. SCROOGE: Who were you, then? T. BOONE: RICHER THAN YOUR BROKE ASS BITCH

usa. usa.

Gundy can still be the coach if Mike Pence has the courage to do what's right.

wait did gundy get raptured

Very polite of God to delay the rapture so the orange man could keep spreading the good word globally.

This is how I described the Palantir t-shirt design in the piece, but someone very correctly pointed out that it also closely resembles the Lumon logo from Severance lol

A statement from Tylenol

Ireland just released a report showing the huge success of the unconditional basic income it provided to artists. Each $1 spent led to society gaining $1.39. Artists' earned incomes went up more than their side job incomes fell. And they were happier and used less welfare www.gov.ie/en/departmen...

These people have no shame.

They're killing off poor people because they don't think their lives have worth.

Subs running from the angels

That tracks

Love that she's doing everything she can to make up for her ex being the worst.

He looks different 🤔

Pregnant people should not be afraid to take Tylenol, experts say, rebuking unproven claims made by the Trump administration that it can cause autism. https://cnn.it/46xN3EZ

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

It's wonderful when two sociopaths with the mindset of serial killers find each other.

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

the Tom Homan bribery scandal is the latest example of how a felon in the White House is making crime legal

Kamala Harris: "It feels chaotic, but what I would offer you is what we are witnessing is the swift implementation of a plan that was decades in the making. Project 2025 didn't just drop out of thin air. That's a product of decades of work. Federalist Society, Heritage Foundation ... "

From my cold dead hands 😤😤😤

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ummm. Release the Epstein files. 🤢🤢

Boomer tbh

The NYT liveblog on the autism press conference is a fascinating read -- largely because it's written by health reporters and not political reporters. Look at how direct and appropriately shocked these posts are! www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...

you mean st. petersburg?

Autism is a new thing. Your grandpa with six train sets in the basement and who could tell you every caliber of hunting ammunition ever manufactured but always wore his socks inside out was just really into his hobbies and cared about comfort.