Markwayne has spent more years in Washington than he did working for his dad's plumbing company. He signed a pledge in 2011 that he would only serve 3 terms. Nelson Mandela was still alive when he got to Washington. Dude was listening to "Call Me Maybe" on his iPod Classic when he got elected.

R's in safe seats would rather not be in power. It's easier to just complain on Fox News hits and have donors pay for your $200 dinner 5 nights a week.

I bet she didn’t go into tonight thinking she was going to take a photo that would be in textbooks 40 years from now.

"Bezo the clown" was right there for the taking.

Is anyone going to ask Trump which "foreign interests" have infiltrated and corrupted the Republican majority Supreme Court, how long its been happening, and what plans we have to prosecute CJ Roberts, Gorsuch, and ACB for their subversion of the Constitution?

This post is going to age like Franz Ferdinand.

That'll teach those teens to keep their mouths shut!

It’s not especially hyperbolic to note that perhaps the single worst way to succeed as the head of any organization is to tell your staff only to tell you what you want to hear.

“… [long pause] .. This is so ridiculous.”

Jim Jordan: "You have a right to protest in the street, but that doesn't give you a right to go into the Capitol and disrupt Congress"

Well shit, never thought I would say this, but kudos to Kevin Stitt. No, I haven't been kidnapped. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

But I thought I was going to get the job immigrants were stealing from me?!?

Not trying to take anything away from the defenses, but these offensive look horrible. No creativity, looks like preseason ball.

We’re at the step where they start saying “okay, we lied, we actually raped children, but is it really that bad?”. This was always part of the plan.

I really hope this is unrelated to the McCain trade.

Oh no... one of the funniest people of all time. I hate this.

It’s an affront to the idea of a written constitution that this case will reach oral argument.

I actually agree with his statement that different numbers are different.

Hey Markwayne Mullin... this is how she reacted to Trump sending goons to attack her, how did you respond when Trump sent his dumbasses to attack you?

It is important to never forget that Jets' ownership is absolutely the most imbecilic in sports. They take directives from an idiot (Trump) that lost money on a USFL team because he was too toxic for the NFL. Got turned down by the avowed racist. That's how dumb they are.

The Pro Bowl may not be a serious endeavor.

In a clear attack on Republicans, the Denver Broncos just celebrated the Declaration of Independence.

When you believe in nothing it’s impossible to believe that others believe in something.

Just imagine being the parent of a soldier from Canada or Denmark or Great Britain or France who was killed in Afghanistan in the one and only time Article 5 was invoked and the entire alliance came to America's aid, and hearing President Bone Spurs say this.

Even if this was doable, and it’s obviously not, that’s $1877/month for a family of 4.

We’re already being haunted by those timeouts.

Confident this is the first time I've seen the term "Pro-Auschwitz".

Holy shit, on a normal Earth this would be considered a massive abuse of power. There have been some examples of perfidy with the Russian invasion of Ukraine, I'm not aware of examples in US military history. Pure cowardice on the part of Hegseth/Trump.

The party of state’s rights.

One thing I didn't fully appreciate until I sat on a jury and reviewed body cam footage for myself, is how cops yell contradictory instructions at people like "Don't move" "Put your hands up" "Get the fuck out of here" "Keep your hands where I can see them" etc. all screamed at your face with guns

"shooting involving ICE agents" Too bad there is not better way to explain how they were 'involved' in the headline.

$20 says the ICE agent that murdered an innocent woman will have $500k+ in his GoFundMe by midnight tomorrow.

So many strikes. So little time.

Flying home from Europe. First time trying Venezuelan Air, see you guys soon!

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

They're definitely not going to release a bunch at 2:00am Christmas Morning.

Holy crap chart from Gallup

And so it begins.

I'm reasonably confident you can't change the name of the Kennedy Center without changing the statute that created it. So until I hear otherwise I'm ignoring this obvious attempt to distract from the release of the Epstein files (and my health insurance premium that's about to double).

Half of America sitting at our desks singing the ABC's.

I've been hard on Jeffries for the last year+, but if he pulls this off it will be massive save for millions of self-employed and small business owners.

Bush, best known for lying about the existence of WMD's so that he could illegally invade a country.

The implication from her Tweet is that she's a "real" grifter.

Pickleball is good for two things: 1.) Enriching orthopedic surgeons, who didn't need the help; 2.) spreading gonorrhea among the 50+ set, who did.

He says a ton of dumb shit, but really hope someone in the media follows up on this. The premise he is advancing is THOUSANDS of people will pay $1M (+$15k fee to determine eligibility) for expedited processing of a temporary visa. A visa that will still remain available via traditional routes.

Why…. why did this need oral argument?

"when you attack our nation's Capitol"

The centerpiece of Paul George trade to Clippers retires. Can't remember if we got anything else. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...