I should book some kind of spa visit. If this gator's masculinity isn't threatened by it, why should mine be?

UK Labour on trans rights:

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He's looking very Presidental.

Reminder to all producers that you could probably snap up the rights to this for a song, and have your actors menaced by a 15kg feline.

Just watched half an episode of the new #WaroftheWorlds what absolute trash.

I'm not a fan of the new "hidden post due to rudeness" but it can create some unintended punchlines:

Helena Kennedy KC: ".. where you force people.. into a concentration camp..." Interviewer: "You use the words concentration camp, do you mean that, because our understanding of concentration camps is surely very different from this" "Why?"

Mining under mountains drumming in the dark too many goblin bones all bearing sauron's mark! young gimli left the mountain but came back to fight at Mazarbul don't you remem-bah we built this city we built this city on Gob Lin Boooones~

That's right. I'm digitally adding the hats, saying it's set in 2035, and now I've changed the whole film.

Breaking: Andrew Cuomo has been endorsed by Asami Yamazaki. #NYC

these guys have flooded our streets with gestapo and soldiers to roust our neighbors and demand papers over completely fabricated emergencies. one notable terrorist act on US soil with these freaks in charge and i cannot imagine there will be any limits to their savagery

So - giveaway time! Book 3 in LANDS OF THE FIRSTBORN is out May 27th, but comment and repost here for a chance to win a free signed copy that might arrive on your doorstep marginally before then, international postage being what it is. Closing date of “just before I pop up the post office on Tue”

Maybe we need to think smarter, engineer a pathogen that is harmless to the Sentinalese but is 90% fatal to everyone else (and severely disabling to 90% of survivors) and more contagious than measles and give them a vial of it to throw at Mr. Beast when he tries to make landfall

1 ❤️ = -1 year of terrifying psychocosmic tortue

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Just The Killer Elite (1975) for the first time. Got to say, for a 19070s spy thriller, I did not expect so many ninjas.

the idf is basically death squad summer camp where they're used to shooting at unarmed civilians and they marched into what is essentially a massive interconnected bunker complex manned by an hardened and extremely motivated army, so it's no wonder that they got their asses beat

Welcome to my thread on how the characters from Robocop all voted in 2024. #election #robocop

There's no better prank than having a child. Pulling a guy out of oblivion like congratulations these are all your problems now

Bluesky can now count itself as a real social media site, given it's managed to attract luminaries such as the author of Fishblade 2nd Ed (myself) #Fishblade