TERF alert

I think I found the best No Kings sign

halloween in the 80s was wild

pretty crazy that la croix has more flavor than jay has a backbone

Why would I take the news that way? And what even is a “grain assault”?

he slid into my DMs

Democracy has to win every time. Fascism only has to win once.

Never change, CVS

Windows has absolutely no chill 😂 Kudos to them for being a great ally though

Windows has absolutely no chill 😂 Kudos to them for being a great ally though

That time a safe landed on my head after getting run over by a bus and stung by a scorpion, I felt that

When someone says “hate to say I told you so”…they definitely don’t hate to say it.

Fucking cups, always infringing on my freedom (I’m a liquid)

They should send the list to everyone's phones like that one U2 album.

Celebrating Independence Day 2025 is like throwing a birthday party for a hostage.

Just saw a guy wearing this shirt and I fuckin luv it ❤️

the founding fathers failed to anticipate how stupid we’d get

I firmly believe that I will actually open the app I unlocked my phone to check on this, my fifth try

taking pubic transit to pound town

If Bluesky is dying, does that make posting a form of CPR?

American pope... smart... JD won't kill one of his own

So anyway, long story shart, I need some new underwear

remember u can always check status.bsky.app in case u think it might just be u

Shart tank is this anything

Tired: Couch Fucker Wired: Pope Killer

Jesus, 8 days a week.

(raises and waves hand frantically)

OH MY GOD shop.duffelblog.com/products/cle...

I am Jack’s failing democracy

I think about this op-ed and its title often

what the fuck do you mean i cant go here because its not where i was born. fuck you.

bought ten cuz i wanna get effin jacked

Pat Sajak flops his dong onto the wheel. “Give it a spin.” His head lolls back in ecstasy as post after post hammers his cock. The wheel comes to a stop. Pat chuckles as he shoots ropey strings of cum onto the BANKRUPT tile. “You’ve lost everything, Belinda.”

[Sex Shop] Me: *holding 37 dildos* Shopkeeper: may I help you? Me: where are the fitting rooms?

[IKEA-themed restaurant] Maître-d: is your table ready yet?

if you press a nipple and the clit at the same time it takes a screenshot

@womenwhoresearch.bsky.social Welcome to Bluesky! 😏

ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, if you look out the windows on your left you'll see some fish... this is the worst I've ever messed up

Not sure why everyone looks at me funny when I sing along with this song 🤷‍♂️ 🎵 I wanna hear some fuckin’ Dixieland 🎵

Ok apparently women DON’T like it when you say “see you later, ovulator”??? 🤷‍♂️

Welcome to 2025, where all scrolling is doomscrolling

Welcome to 2025, where all scrolling is doomscrolling

Reminder that today is a very important day in America

I feel like if you're a mainstream national anchor or correspondent covering the inauguration today, you should be forced to do so in the "I Think You Should Leave" "we're all trying to find the guy who did this" hot dog guy costume.

This is so unfair

Gonna leverage some drugs to get high

Going to leverage my penis to have sex later

saw this movie. did not care for it.

I’m scared 😧