another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Fuck yeah

Rob Reiner made iconic, genre-defining movies across SIX DIFFERENT genres. Dude was an incredible storyteller.

Absolutely buzzing over this new video of a rarely seen giant squid

Stealworkers

thicc Robocop

In terms of bang-for-your-buck, I think John Goodman is tough to beat here

[getting drinks with captain hook] Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee

Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water

Shut Facebook the fuck down

Tom Brady Clones Dog https://theonion.com/tom-brady-clones-dog/

"We, the jury, find the defendant: rad as hell."

AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here Humanoid robot:

I will ride into battle for you, Emma Thompson

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

lol this cop pissed himself

A staggeringly wealthy carpetbagging nepobaby with seven children kicking off a run for Governor by crying about being "canceled" nearly a decade ago for beating his first wife-- we may have found the perfect modern GOP politician.

when a person falsely claims they went through a goth phase it's called stolen pallor

The Trump administration's threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful. Here's a thought. When you upgrade to a larger bed you end up with more bed room, but less bedroom.

IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT IN GIRARD, GEORGIA CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES

Cannot agree more strongly. WE DON'T BELONG DOWN THERE

Hell is empty and all the devils are here

please don't make jokes about Joe Camel dying from lung cancer

I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

I've gotten no less than a half-dozen spam texts in the last two weeks all saying "The steak dinner was wonderful and we should do it again soon," and now I'm afraid I actually have my own Tyler Durden going around slingin' late-night beef all over town.

What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now

Of course Archie Manning is struggling out there, he's 70 years old!

What the FUCK

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married!”

I'm not at all kidding when I say that these stupid fucking "AI" things need to made 100% illegal immediately.

Britches Get Stitches: My Life as a Serial Pants Splitter

Danny DeVito is the greatest living American

Stone-cold classic. If you've never seen it, do yourself a favor and bask in the aura of Tom Atkins and his world-class lip sweater.

Hmm…

bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

Soothing myself during these trying times be watching comically gruesome Italian zombie films from the 70s and 80s.

All Cops Are Brazzers

“Do we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”

Fitness executive Ben Midgley

Eyebrows are the pubes of the face