Very fun and cool to spend every day adding to the reams of completely unprintable thoughts I have about people involved with my country's government

Jesus fucking Christ this hideous de-aging bullshit

Not even two quarters in and there have already been six ads for Corbin Bernsen’s new mice killing service. How does he have the money for this?

Guillermo del Toro (who generally rules) deciding to turn Frankenstein into something strongly resembling a superhero origin story was, uh, certainly a choice.

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

Thinking back fondly to when salvia was legal. You could walk to the corner store and buy a little thing of scuzz that sent you straight to the hell dimension from EVENT HORIZON.

Something in my brain greets every musician who tries their hand at acting with a, "Good for you!" but every actor who tries their hand at music with a, "Who the FUCK do you think you are?"

We should not be able to gamble on everything, all the time

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

It’s common and sort of understandable to see Miller as this evil genius. Important to remember he’s actually a complete fucking moron who, when he got a chance, immediately engineered a PR disaster that shitcanned Trump’s best-polling issue. Always the way with these types.

What has happened to the Lollipop Guild I used to love

in playoff overtime, multiple refs should have to turn their keys to throw a flag, like with the nukes

[Billy Bob Thornton, to a battered, bruised, and tied to a chair Owen Wilson] Well sport, we're fifty miles out into the high desert, and I'm gonna give you one chance to call for help. This phone's got a plan with T-Mobile, this one's AT&T. Which one ya gonna choose?

This game is shithoused

Nothing has ever gone harder than that drawing. los bros forever

No! No!!

Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of

These freaks are genuinely incompatible with a functional society

Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Fuck yeah

Rob Reiner made iconic, genre-defining movies across SIX DIFFERENT genres. Dude was an incredible storyteller.

Absolutely buzzing over this new video of a rarely seen giant squid

Stealworkers

thicc Robocop

In terms of bang-for-your-buck, I think John Goodman is tough to beat here

[getting drinks with captain hook] Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee

Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water

Shut Facebook the fuck down

Tom Brady Clones Dog https://theonion.com/tom-brady-clones-dog/

"We, the jury, find the defendant: rad as hell."

AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here Humanoid robot:

I will ride into battle for you, Emma Thompson

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

lol this cop pissed himself

A staggeringly wealthy carpetbagging nepobaby with seven children kicking off a run for Governor by crying about being "canceled" nearly a decade ago for beating his first wife-- we may have found the perfect modern GOP politician.

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

when a person falsely claims they went through a goth phase it's called stolen pallor

The Trump administration's threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful. Here's a thought. When you upgrade to a larger bed you end up with more bed room, but less bedroom.

IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT IN GIRARD, GEORGIA CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES

Cannot agree more strongly. WE DON'T BELONG DOWN THERE

Hell is empty and all the devils are here