I remember him from Live’s “Lightning Crashes”

said this name in Professor Frink's voice in my head

Jabba Jr spends a full 8 seconds completely cheeks out in the locker room after a gladiator fight

Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse

trump: no one knows why it's called 8mm. the director doesn't even know. but i'm watching it and nicholas cage, he's on top of Machine and i said "don't do it," i said "don't stab Machine," but he does it. melania, our beautiful first lady was watching too weren't you? melania, off mic: he stab hem

Describing this interview as "INCREDIBLE" is not hyperbolic in the slightest, and in fact may actually be underselling it

An adorable, furry goofus could really use your help. His dog is very sick.

An adorable, furry goofus could really use your help. His dog is very sick.

When she heard JD's wife was pregnant

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

I didn’t follow a Rutherford and Pals account, what is this shit

Goddamnit why

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

for every 20 likes, I will give Ed Baldwin more cheese on his spaghetti

@tonybucci.bsky.social I assume you have a cabin here

I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon

Dub Gleed

Oh baby, now we're gettin' somewhere

"What you made with Sora mattered" is one of the least true things that has ever been written

Gaze upon this majestic beast

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

Made the grave mistake of openly questioning the need for a Bon Jovi biopic within earshot of my mom and aunt last night

Obviously, a non-photorealistic depiction of Bill Clinton would've shattered the realism of the show about the living teddy bear who swears a lot

You can’t move my Overton window if I slam the thing shut on your stupid little grubby incel fingers

Today is the day Donald Trump officially became Lionel's mother from the classic Peter Jackson film "Braindead."

I was out on a new Scary Movie until this

The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

People truly do not get punched out enough anymore

the predator using his little targeting beam to try and light his way down the hall to take a leak at 2am and tripping over a bunch of skulls

Minnesotans continue raising the "looking out for one another" bar into the stratosphere

Catch the breathtaking view of your city from its tallest bridge, or perhaps gaze up at the stars while laying across a set of train tracks

Very fun and cool to spend every day adding to the reams of completely unprintable thoughts I have about people involved with my country's government

Jesus fucking Christ this hideous de-aging bullshit

Not even two quarters in and there have already been six ads for Corbin Bernsen’s new mice killing service. How does he have the money for this?

Guillermo del Toro (who generally rules) deciding to turn Frankenstein into something strongly resembling a superhero origin story was, uh, certainly a choice.

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

Thinking back fondly to when salvia was legal. You could walk to the corner store and buy a little thing of scuzz that sent you straight to the hell dimension from EVENT HORIZON.

Something in my brain greets every musician who tries their hand at acting with a, "Good for you!" but every actor who tries their hand at music with a, "Who the FUCK do you think you are?"

We should not be able to gamble on everything, all the time

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

It’s common and sort of understandable to see Miller as this evil genius. Important to remember he’s actually a complete fucking moron who, when he got a chance, immediately engineered a PR disaster that shitcanned Trump’s best-polling issue. Always the way with these types.

What has happened to the Lollipop Guild I used to love

in playoff overtime, multiple refs should have to turn their keys to throw a flag, like with the nukes

[Billy Bob Thornton, to a battered, bruised, and tied to a chair Owen Wilson] Well sport, we're fifty miles out into the high desert, and I'm gonna give you one chance to call for help. This phone's got a plan with T-Mobile, this one's AT&T. Which one ya gonna choose?