Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”

This fundraiser is 100% on the level and I just donated to it. Please, friends around the country - especially those of you with deep pockets - help this devastated young family. Thank you.

Imagining a future where "someone" gets torn apart by dogs on live TV. Manifesting a future where ten to twelve specific "someones" get torn apart by dogs on live TV

AOC: This has now become what we feared most about ICE for a long time—that it would be used as an anti-civilian force with no accountability. At the end of the day, what we saw today was a murder, and murders in cold blood need to be prosecuted.

ICE responsible for 100% of homicides in Minneapolis YTD

time to get your fucking stories straight assholes

The most laughable thing about their propaganda is they want you to believe that the average person is more bloodthirsty than the average ICE agent

FUCK ICE ABOLISH ICE

This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.

I think you need to take a less cynical approach to the idea Americans’ main response to anything is “how does this affect my bank account.” it’s sure as shit not mine as of late

I want the media to understand just how close what happened today is to where George Floyd was murdered. 0.8 miles.

It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.

She is CLEARLY trying to leave as they try to jack her car door open

We don't have to live like this.

A touching tribute to Mike F

trump has managed to produce just as many talking heads making some nonsense humanitarian argument for invading venezuela as bush did with iraq despite the fact that trump himself has explicitly rejected that argument in favor of open acknowledgement that this is about pillaging

You gotta admit it's really funny that Trump is cognitively at about the level of a lower beast in one of Aesop's fables.

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

You can’t report illegal acts because you don’t want to compromise them being carried out is an interesting take, if true

theyre going to destroy every country that ever dared to fight their way out from under the thumb of the united states and all you mealy mouthed fucking losers are gonna stare at your shoes saying “I don’t like how they went about it but these guys were no angels”

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11

Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Ex-Meta chief AI scientist Yann LeCun has Lunch with the FT and in one of those instances so rare that you know he didn't sign an NDA, says exactly why as.ft.com/r/e503690d-8...

elon musk knows about the sexual harassment and CSAM generating bot he’s created and he likes it and endorses it! pedocon rapist theory

Nine Delights 2026

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

Remember: Everyone is fighting a battle you can't see. Be kind in 2026.

"False advertising" is my favorite Dipshit Hobby Horse

Thru a ass, dorkly

Medieval guy describing what he ate: I waf givenne my shit to-day by roste meates and be-sliced broeads

Getting the Pluribus virus so I can dress myself better

[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book

James Cameron pitching Avatar 3 by writing "Noble Savages", then putting two vertical lines through the S in "Savages," then erasing "Noble"

"All I said, Niles, was that it sounded like the poor fellow could use a night away from life's troubles, how was I to know that the circus WAS life's troubles for him?" "Perhaps his tiny car would have provided some indication? Or did he instead come to your session by unicycle?" "Oh ha HA."

ain't no fuckin way

Toughen your shit up then. Also shut up

60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...

I highly recommend watching this segment, not just because the CBS News execs and the White House didn’t want you to, but because these men were tortured and they deserved to have their voices heard.

Bari Weiss being so ignorant of the TV business that she didn’t realize international versions of their programming were already sent out before she made the call to spike the story… just incredible. They’re really getting what they paid for with that one

60 Minutes Inside CECOT segment

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...