Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

Good lord man I was going to ask if "pros and cons" is supposed to be a joke about the pros conning him, but I guess probably not if he actually paid $400 for someone to install Windows 11 What are the pros of the printer then Tom. I'm not seeing any here

I am a machine that turns remembering this into forgetting this

the voice for Moss as Toilet Paper is not currently listed on IMDb, but with your help we can finally put an open mouth face to this tremendous voice acting performance

In response to the year of negative reporting on Flock and its harms, the vendor has started hosting webinars on how police chiefs should engage city government at budget hearings. What you’re seeing is a corporate-backed propaganda campaign in real time.

Trying not to be weird and off putting is making me seem weird and off putting

I get why pay walls exist and people need to get paid for their work, but I've also had too much of my time wasted by reading a few paragraphs and then getting hit with "Subscribe to read the rest". Also I don't want to deal with 5 nagging popups covering my entire phone screen.

i don't know what's actually happening here but for a second I thought he'd strapped a bomb to his chest and felt joy for the first time in six months

TIL there are two competing entities.

How come I got the type of autism that makes me loop a song for three hours straight

Hey friends, if you use Signal, be careful of the latest. Of course, this is pretty much with any app. Be careful and never share your login info with anyone. #SheShed techcrunch.com/2026/05/28/h...

Going forward you should probably use a VPN, secure browser, and tracker blockers when accessing federal government websites that ask for your PII. It obviously doesn’t change the fact they have your details but it will make it harder for them to track everything else you do online.

Man what the hell

This is seriously fucked. Like for starters they’re using commercial web analytics that are in no way in line with federal privacy disclosure requirements…

So uh, does anyone else with migraine aura ever also get like vivid disturbing imagery or is there something wrong with me 🫠

There is no opt out. You can opt out of video mixing, but then your video doesn't get pushed to the shorts feed. "Deal with AI video mixing, or don't get seen at all." This is not an opt out, this is accept out policies or fuck off.

You can bulk edit all your videos to turn this off btw!

This must be true because I can't even remember what I was doing before I happened across that

Is this what a stroke feels like

My Neighbor Craig

the term ceasefire deal has lost any meaning

“You buy the head strap” lol

they don't need the warrant if they just buy this data, I am very sure evidence obtained this way (i.e., you voluntarily gave it to a third party) is exempt from usual police legal standards en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third-p...

Casing the Joint as a Service.

Ahh no wait sorry let me fix that

the columbine shooters were neonazis and nobody was allowed to tell anyone that for like thirty years, and as a result instead of a public backlash to and government crackdown on neonazi internet groups, we have neonazi interns running the government

The frankly insane idea floating around here is that the voters fucked up, so the Democrats aren’t going to change a thing, they’re just going to yell at people and demand their vote as a kind of tribute. That’s my cynical and critical description of what they’re asking for, anyway. It’s bonkers.

Politicians can’t be failed by voters in a democracy. Read that again. In a democracy, it’s an impossible situation for the voters to fail the politician. It is *always* the duty of the politician & hopefully party to earn the votes. They’re earned, not owed. Who taught y’all that? It’s fascism!

i need a third state of consciousness other than awake or asleep i can exist in for at least 4 hours a day

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Gross. Looked up the account to block and seeing "I don't know them, I didn't know race was a factor, stop being babies who can't take a joke" That doesn't even really matter?? As if "Well I wouldn't have said it out-loud if I knew"? Don't be an asshole like that, regardless.

"i won't be able to use bluesky or read the news or—" this is my final gift to you

My eyes: haha look at this entertaining post My brain: oh god let's immediately overthink this and maybe even have an ethical dilemma. Is it still ridiculous enough if it's something I actually want???

Make sure to save some of the money for your giant mallet.

I open the Museum of Everything That Was On eBay That Day

I want to build the largest, most elaborate marble run and then use it to serve meatballs. People bring their own pasta and they have to wait for the meatballs. They can have as many as they want but there are 4 or 5 meatball exists and they are all 100 yards apart minimum.

Male pigeons would rather rely on their superparamagnetic macrophages than admit they’re lost and ask for directions. 🧪

Is it a good sign that a lot of (frankly, sorry) washed-up music artists from 35-40 years ago who could probably use the money have more integrity than anyone in the White Hosue and it's not even close.

Cobb Salad, please don’t give in to the woke mob

This shit’s gonna end up like Fyre festival with how fast all the music talent is dropping out lol

don’t get left behind

Thinking about Gniesbert again

Lol. Lmao even.

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

why would i want more phone on my person. "oh it lets me know when i get a text" so does your phone "it lets me know how i slept" so does how tired you are

I feel like this is the logical endpoint for a lot of the "FAFO!" and "Leopards Eating Faces Party" stuff. It ends up just being an excuse to opt out of having to care if something bad happens to someone you don't like for one reason or another.

www.theguardian.com/world/2018/j... 8 years ago.