reposting with alt text

It's been a day so I just blanked on the phrase "that was a real dick move" for a moment and ended up saying "butt-head maneuver" instead

standing before the gaping maw of the unknown, making my little jokes

y'all if you wanna have an argument about open borders you need a better one then "but what if all the brown people come here after we fuck up their countries"

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.

Anyone will tell you the best way to calm cops down is to yell "I have a gun" and reach for your wallet

okay hear me out

you don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred

It's also about convincing you that they impose reality and that they are the final arbiters of truth. Hence the importance of continuing to name reality and truth ourselves, at every single turn, with all that is available to us.

Oh my god I should not have opened this app and seen the news. My blood has gone cold and I'm sick to my stomach. How the fuck do we escape this hell

Be helpful if you can. Be prickly when you have to. Be someone's light in the darkness. Be the reason a forest is considered haunted. But most of all, be kind and stay weird.

The fucking nerve of these slimy pieces of shit

It's a snitch app

My favorite part is how the Chinese would not be planning to use it to hunt people down

I just thought everyone should see this

learned a new word 香箱 koubako — 'incense box', but more importantly, the idiomatic term for when a cat assumes 'loaf' form

This is correct.

Great. I was hoping they were just bluffing.

i left the church and have nothing to do with it anymore but something happens when i see priests and pastors and rabbis and imams and sikhs at protests going so hard in mega harsh conditions i get choked up. this is how all of that is supposed to be. that's what all of that is supposed to be for.

Fascist Marshmallow Dan Quayle is right. We should dedicate ourselves to the sustenance of human life. So I presume this is a call to action against literally everything this administration has ever done.

Honestly this is a bit brain-breaking Why the fuck is this reality

i also think kids should get blood transfusions they need even if their parents say god said no

i love my country of minneapolis 🫡

Jared Kushner acting as an unofficial agent of the U.S. government as well as of his father-in-law's business as well as of his own business just seems a lot worse than Hunter Biden lying to himself about being a drug addict. Where's the special counsel investigation of this?

For anyone using tiktok since it basically became a state propaganda/surveillance app

The difference is your own country who want to oppress you with your data owning it vs a far away country with probably no interest in oppressing you.

IT IS BELOW ZERO THERE IS A GENERAL STRIKE MINNESOTA SHOWED THE FUCK UP. (Seriously, never been more proud to be an alumni of U of M, and also never missed lived there more than I do right now) Between this and ALL the clergy out there getting arrested - this is massive. IT'S A WORK DAY.

one more locking in ought to do it

german here. the wording is actually quite surprising, because german media usually downplays fascists with euphemisms like "controversal conservative". them outright saying you look like a nazi means you really fucked up

"detains a two year old" I can't say what I think should happen to these people in public

they’re making christianity illegal

A reminder they are now a Saudi Arabian gamewashing corpo. Let them seek and not find. As a Mass Effect enjoyer it pains me but I don't care. I ain't playing that. We also don't need another.

I have to wonder if "the language-learning app that sends you news alerts so you can go read it in the language you're learning for practice" has been losing users, because I truly can't deal with hearing about all this fucked up shit anymore

Rebellions are built on Ope

This is bad not just because of the direct infections but there's growing research that suggests vaccines also stave off things (like dementia) that we don't typically associate with vaccine prevention.

this is getting out of hand

oh to be a plump little kiwifruit with no visible signs of injury

My libertarian uncle at Thanksgiving:

The world if his parents got an abortion:

So one thing people forget that takes a good sandwich to great? The wrap. Literally wrapping a sandwich tightly and letting it sit for at least 15 minutes improves a sandwich, cold or hot. Invest in parchment paper, or use tinfoil. I promise is is essential. This works on burritos as well.

Another question I came here with was: how effective are the whistles and honking? Does it stop abductions? And the answer is, surprisingly to my cynical self, yes, and often. I have talked to so many people who have successfully interrupted kidnappings.

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

This is not a dunk whatsoever, but I wholeheartedly disagree with the first sentence. I'm old enough that a friend in my K class got polio and she ended up in a wheelchair for life. I think not vaccinating is akin to neglect like not feeding or clothing a child. And yes I have a kid.

Actually, it's good when society steps in and forces bad parents to do things they don't want to do, like give their kids healthcare.

(\_/) (°-°) />🕺< Saturn Bunny devouring his son

to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe

Y2K IS FINALLY HAPPENING