Do any Canadians who hate cold and snow want to do an exchange program with me, who loves cold and snow? 😇

moving, verb. the process of putting your stuff somewhere, saying "that's temporary" over and over until it's a lie enough times

Not that it's a laughing matter but I have to just laugh at what a stupid move that was. If they'd just left it there, it could be possibly seen as "oh okay well maybe they didn't actually try to remove every single pic of trump" bc everyone's already seen one of those photos anyway But nope.

I've heard people say: "I use it to write emails." Buddy, if you need it to write emails, you shouldn't have that job - or maybe any job - in the first place. That is literally the lowest bar to clear.

Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

Picture A: The halls. Picture B: Boughs of holly.

How's everyone doing this weekend? What joys are we scheming? What do we love about ourselves?

if you want me to fucking play political games where i lie strategically about what i care about in order to get other people to make the cascading moral compromises that come with putting all your hope in electoralism you better have fucking think tank money

someone threw a little tantrum about this in my mentions earlier and im still kind of annoyed at how entitled people are to demand i stop sincerely expressing my feelings about a political party that is explicitly collaborating with fascists because i will suppress voter turnout by not shutting up

they want us to believe in 12D chess where triangulating on trans rights to win the election means they can protect those rights once theyre in office which both doesnt work electorally and requires unearned faith that the democrats will do anything besides handwring and fundraise off our suffering

if democrats think trans people's lives are worth sacrificing then i don't think they get to whine about losing their votes too

Do not cite an academic paper unless you’ve read it

Hoping this is just a repost of an old story from a few years back when this was kind of a trend, and not that it's happening again 🫠 But yeah, those types of guys just love to hear themselves, and they rationalize bothering everyone for attention with "I'm doing this for Jesus"

Woman comes to US at age 6. Graduates nursing school. Work permit. No criminal record. Snatched and imprisoned by ICE for 6 months now. About to be forced back to Honduras. A life destroyed and one less nurse. Merry Christmas. www.nola.com/news/educati...

This is cool because when I was in high school we weren’t even supposed to be using Cliff’s Notes and those are at least written by people who actually read the source material.

Looks like they're right. Data Set 1 / Photo 468, the image from yesterday's Epstein files release that included photos of Trump in a drawer, was removed.

any time now

Someone else can probably put into words the significance/irony that the guy trying to help has a "go army" ballcap and American flag vs the cowards in riot helmets with sticks

perhaps losers who use ai to fake art do so because there is inherent insulation from criticism. "the machine made it suck! not me! so if it sucks, it's the machine's fault!" etc.

Like idk maybe a society that's all "YOU SHOULD SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH FAMILYY" also shouldn't obligate people to work on those important holidays against their will

can’t today as i must solve a murder in my seaside hamlet

Better things are possible

Wear gloves, trap the bat in a plastic tub, weigh down your cardboard lid with a can of beans, and call county health dept. Ask me how I know this. Short version: The bat I caught using this method was indeed rabid. We all had to get rabies shots. GOOD CARDBOARD! orionmagazine.org/article/the-...

I really feel like they could/should have worded it differently?

Ok this influencer who usually does reactions to people making food did a video about taking his 91 year old grandma to Disney bc she wanted to go and it made me cry x: www.instagram.com/reel/DScx9hG...

i can’t differentiate between clickbait and my manchurian candidate activation phrase anymore

Jake Paul: *gets his shit absolutely rocked* Me: "Nature is healing."

love when he comes out of bed looking like this

After reading @nome.bsky.social 's thread, I can say with absolute certainty I do NOT want a hippopotamus for Christmas Because I don't have an extremely volatile and horrifying-death wish, unlike some especially bizarre children from the 1950s.

oh cool yeah why not

3. Paramount says they've avoided any regulatory hurdles because Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Abu Dhabi have voluntarily agreed to waive their governance rights. And one other party has agreed to waive governance rights: JARED KUSHNER.

This is the worst case scenario that everybody was worried about

I hope MJ’s kids & Diana Ross’s estate file an immediate lawsuit against Pam Bondi and Trump.

I only know because this is a great game

This is why covid amnesia pisses me off because that whole period was traumatic as shit between the gaslighting and government dropping the ball.

In case anyone wants to read the full study, it's linked in the article (huge kudos for that) and available here: publications.aap.org/pediatrics/a...

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

"Did you redact the Epstein Files?" "Sure did boss, real fucking suspicious just like you asked." "What."

[disapproving meme face] prompt engineer [approving meme face] sloperator

The fact that this isn’t everyone’s stance is what’s wrong with our society.

it's always darkly funny to me when right wingers are like "but what if there's a DEMOCRAT in the Epstein files?" as though we wouldn't drop them faster than a petri dish of the plague that was also on fire

in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄

GOOD MORNING TO ALL EEPY WOMEN, NEUROTICS, HORNY PEOPLE WITH GOTHIC SENSIBILITIES, FEATURE CREEP ENJOYERS, PURVEYORS OF SIN, SILLY GEESE, SERIOUS GEESE, GEESE NEITHER SILLY NOR SERIOUS, NORTHERNERS OF ALL COUNTRIES, AND THE DENIZENS OF LYON

Real masculinity is shitting yourself to death somewhere outside Berwick on Tweed

If you want to understand how BAD indoor smoking was, think about this one fact: Conservatives are NOT currently trying to **undo** anti-smoking legislation or practices. No, not even RFK. Even the stupidest Trumpsuckers don't actually want to go back there.

Music 2: My Ears

Nearly 90 years old. So elderly that most people won't even reach that age. Absolutely disgusting country.

getting older should be a blessing. the country makes the shit terrifying.

The efficiency of capitalism! WORK HARDER, GRANDPA 🥾