one of the members of this band claims she's half android/half human and you know what i believe her

"Bunch of guys obsessed with Ancient Sparta can't beat the Persians at sea" was probably one of the known-knowns, come to think of it.

This post pisses me off because the apple is clearly visible to the side of the second picture. He's content because he hasn't lost anything. He feigns poverty to manufacture sympathy. Detestable

Wait, he married his WIFE?! THAT'S LITERALLY A MEMBER OF HIS FAMILY

In Super Mario Odyssey, many Goombas can be stacked. The limit for a legitimate Goomba stack is 30, as they will stop spawning afterwards. Manually spawning more Goombas reveals that the limit for an illegitimate Goomba stack is 200. At 201 Goombas, the game crashes.

I've said it before: I genuinely consider it a moral imperative that people my age and up bang the drum about what the Internet used to be so those younger know that there's nothing inherent about what it is now. The Internet doesn't have to be this; its culture can and has belonged to people.

This whole concept in LOTR is one of my favourite parts of the whole book. “Evil fucks up because evil people fundamentally cannot imagine that others are not motivated by the same things as them” is another theme that feels relevant right now

Decades from now, when our children ask us why nobody can go into space any more, we can tell them that the richest people in the world filled low Earth orbit with lethal shrapnel, competing with each other to see who could spend the most money trying to create a computer that gave wrong answers.

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You know how in a library no one’s trying to sell you anything? That’s how the internet was.

I thought the traditional parting phrase in this scenario was “so long and thanks for all the fish”

Omg it's SO fitting the door is labeled Men innit

Good morning to everyone except the worst computer industry promotional pin.

Note to writers: No, your agent does not deserve to get a commission on your Anthropic copyright settlement payout. No, your publisher should not charge an administrative fee for filing claims on your behalf (and why would you want them to? It's easy to do yourself).

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BSN-003 Girder Woman is a construction robot designed primarily for building support structures for bridges and towers. Her arms contain a system that can shape and temper steel outside of a factory environment. She has a boisterous, friendly personality, but can be overbearing without realising it.

Actually the legal system should let you change your name and gender marker whenever you want on demand and recognize both polyamorous and asexual relationships with the same legal protections as monogamous marriages but we're not ready for that conversation.

He really thought he had something there youtu.be/Corqql0QGHE

Miracle incoming: Sickle Cell Disease is curable.

He's in Hello Kitty Island Adventure and he is awesome I love Big Challenges so much. When you give him gifts he gives you medals called Little Challenges

Here's a new song called "Do You Have Any Idea How Most People Live?"

It looks like a famous meme.

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

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Lammy's Question

In Roddenberrys own words, there are 2 Star Treks; the Trek actually representative of a truly diverse future that exists only in our dreams & the Star Trek we actually got, a TV show always trying to be diverse but still informed by the bias & limitations of present day writers & an unequal USA.

⛔Luigi is fixed in a sitting position

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I present to you by comment request -- Super Mario Moonshine

It's the weekend, baby

Every time you punch down on people who have kinks you don’t agree with, Peter Thiel and his lobbyists are twirling their moustaches and laughing their way to the bank Do not give Palantir and censorship politicians what they want

If you're like me and have boughts of insomnia every night, go to YouTube and search "cats and model trains." Trust me. You'll love it. For example youtu.be/9jQDQ1y3C14?...

CEO cannibalizes the hardware availability of his own cards. He then steals everyone's work to paste a shitty paint-by-numbers veneer of it over the work of OTHER artists, then throws a tantrum that we're 'wrong' and we should be hyped about a card that is worse and costs 6 times more. ..'kay.

This meme is basically a sub-plot of @scalzi.com’s Starter Villain

Just a reminder of that time Gene Roddenberry said that he wished he had had gay sex, believed everyone was on some level bisexual, wanted LGBT rep on Trek & hoped he was “not male or female”, aka nonbinary in modern parlance. Anyways, tell me how Roddenberry would consider a gay Klingon bad?

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

Different games, different rules, different ways to see things.

I hate it when people say "the worst thing a game can do is waste my time." Because I think theres worse things a game can do than that. Also sometimes "wasting" your time is the punishment for performing badly. You might as well wear a button that says "I get all my opinions from video essays."

It's funny how this meme originated. like a lot of early memes, it came from something awful (where it was vin diesel) and then pollinated to a half dozen other places with mutations. Somehow the chuck norris variant won out in the end

Wikipedia: "Possibly its most well-known characteristic is its unique moaning growl." Really?!? Because I would say its most well-known characteristic SHOULD be that it looks like a hand puppet with black buttons sewn on for eyes.

It’s called doomscrolling, Megaman.

An eternal battle rages inside me

An intrepid Mystery Science Theater fan has made a remarkable discovery, finding and uploading the long-lost episode "K03"! This incredible effort brings a sought-after piece of television history back to delighted fans everywhere. 🎉 #MST3K #LostMedia #ClassicTV