Assembling a team of giant wizard heads.

The Wonderful Pinball Wizard of Oz.

@profanity.accountant what say you, ya bastard?

Dance on the Panic Floor.

Even when there's threads, people cannot be bothered to read more than the last message when responding. It's not like you have to go searching for context, it's in the messages earlier in the thread right in front of you.

I don't want to live in a world where someone else is making the world a better place better than we are.

How you finish this sentence reveals something about you. "I'm going to cum! Quick, fart on my _________!"

It's ball time, baby.

Did Jim Davis get a licensing kickback every year for this?

"Yeah butterball speaking. What's happening?"

More than one pussy in the same pants? This isn't the box bumping I paid to see.

Remember to pay homage to our shared history by reciting that classic Thanksgiving grace when you sit down to eat: "As god as my witness I thought turkeys could fly."

Stop smoking cold turkey. Eat it.

turkey carver *placing a piece of turkey in your mouth*: "Body of bird" you: "Gobble" turkey carver *giving you a sip of gravy*: "Blood of bird" you: "Gobble"

It should be tradition that the WKRP "Turkey Drop" bit—either a recreation or just the audio from that scene—should be broadcast on repeat on the days leading up to Thanksgiving by pirate radio. H. G. Wells style.

That's the shittiest TMNT costume ever. The mask goes over the eyes. Raphael isn't Dumb Donald.

Remember to pay homage to our shared history by reciting that classic Thanksgiving grace when you sit down to eat: "As god as my witness I thought turkeys could fly."

Hey, wanna punch yourself in the balls? Use #!env program instead of full paths in shebangs and be subject to the whims of the shell environment.

Please say Paul Simon kept this turkey outfit after he wore it on SNL and he wears it every year at Thanksgiving. 🦃

How you finish this sentence reveals something about you. "I'm going to cum! Quick, fart on my _________!"

They're really pushing Amazon Music hard. I've seen the message You’ve been unsubscribed. You will no longer receive marketing emails about Amazon Music Unlimited. like 5 times now, maybe Amazon will get the message that I'm not interested.

WTF, this flow doesn't actually exist. There is no "Google" entry in the "Settings App".

Navigating a menu three levels deep to choose tea, earl grey, hot.

This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator

OH: "No, I don't want to pull on the skin tag on your choad."

But why stop there? He can exist in his own little bubble universe, shadow banned from reality.

This is referring to musk taking a picture of himself and asking grok to roast it, right?

Assembling the team.

"Shitposters are the queerest, oddest, shyest, most recluse, creatures; but they never profess to be other than shitposters. The profoundest reverence for these great skeeters need prevent no one from saying that he has not written 'the Great American shitpost'." ~ John William DeForest, probably

"The great American shitpost has not only already been written, it has already been ratioed." ~ W. Somerset Maugham, probably

"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.

OH: "They can pry the weed from my cold, dead, hemp oil covered hands."

Let there be no doubt in anyone's mind that both of Pete Campbell's testicles "absolutely" descended.

My first cell phone number was awesome, it had six 7s in it.

I've been using the same 8gig USB drive to install linux on my home machines for the past 20 years.

wtf firewalld/firewall-cmd is terrible. Is it --get-X or --list-all-X? --remove-X or --delete-X? Spin the wheel and find out. Policies can only be applied to the permanent settings? Doesn't that undermine the permanent -vs- runtime distinction? wtf

Your Own Personal Jesus. Your Own Personal Pan Jesus. Your Own Personal Peter Pan Jesus.

[used fart salesman] What do I have to do to get you to fart today?

ACAB applies to Sting, too (obviously)

Uh, actually, it's Thirty-Eight One Hundredths Special.

Can't believe they didn't edit the WTC towers out of Glenn Frey's "You Belong in the City" music video, out of respect.

This is the kind of shit you spend all day yelling at cars waiting at the intersection from a street corner in some downtown area.

Why is rpcinfo printing the 16-bit port numbers as two 8-bit integers? wtf

It's the year 2025 and I still can not easily mount my home NFS server on a Windows machine.

Those eyebrows, man.

Hamburger Helper 🍔🪬 Tuna Turner 🐟↪️

OH: "I went to get a massage and the therapist fell asleep on me."

When you think of the Torment Nexus, what do you visualize? I think of a phone booth type thing, partly because "stuffing" someone into it is a popular use. It reminds me of the Total Perspective Vortex.

You think Neelix was divisive? Wait till you hear about Tuvix. They literally split that guy in two!