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Hey, loser, get in. We're going to New Donk City.

The GitHub copilot suggested commit message is always the stock, most useless kind of commit message like "update CSS". This encourages commit messages that say what but not why, which is the worst kind of commit message. Commit message quality is already a problem, and copilot isn't helping.

When my kid was learning to count, he thought the number after 69 was Nice. 67, 68, 69, Nice, 70.

"Smoking in Spago?" "Part of the new cruelty?"

Hilo Beckworthy is my spirit animal.

You're gonna be like everyone else, talking about how you hate LA, like it's a prison camp with five area codes. How the people are so dumb, so plastic, so silicone. How nothing's open late, you have to drive to take a walk. The houses are ugly, the clothes are loud. ...

The last line of Mad Men S5E7, "At the Codfish Ball", is so spot on. Cuts immediately. Hits hard. "Dirty".

"You want some more, Mr Toad?"

"Reusable Interactive Interface Manager is not responding."

A buddy comedy with Flo, Mayhem, and Doug.

It's beyond time to clean this bad boy. Yuck. Probably going into the dishwasher.

Did an AI create this billboard ad? wtf is this?

Yes, it's their interests that suck. They could just as well warp society around cool things.

beef steam

Enter, Copernicus.

Grease the chute.

Epstein and John McAfee are both still alive.

In fact, IMDB might be one of, if not the, original enshitifications.

Buddy, I work at the swashbuckling factory and they won't even let me buckle a swash.

You dirty, dirty dog. That's right, relieve yourself on that fire hydrant. Oh yeah. Make that fire hydrant wish you were wearing a diaper.

You know, I think you're about nicest drunken no-good two-timing irresponsible scoundrel I ever met.

"Top Gun" and "Top Gun: Maverick" are the same movie, the only way to tell them apart is the shape of the ball in the homoerotic team-building beach sports scene.

I identify as a guy who just ate a meatball sandwich.

Breaking down and saving the boxes in case I need to send this loot back.

Thinking about how a barrel maker with an excellent track record is a Sterling Cooper.

If Winnebago and MINI merged, they could release a vehicle called the Winni Cooper. Daniel Stern could do the voice for the navigation system.

Indiana Bone and the Temple of Poon

Getting triggered at a high school play.

This is some kind of sexual thing, right?

When I was a teenage military brat in the 80s I thought I was a republican.

The internet doesn't seem to know that LimitNOFILESoft is not actually a systemd unit attribute.

Delivery, Shoes, Fiver, Step-up, The Godfather, Batcon, McMahon, (Big) Shooter, Gunny, (Dirty) Looks, Big O, The Harpooner, Scratch, Flush, P-Ninety-Five, MAX_INT, Single D, Double T, The Boat, The Intern, The Goalie, Porkchop, The Executive, Ett-Cee, Stacks, Drift, Hef, …

This is the crew.

In the Mary Poppins Uncle Albert scene, Mary should have had the best, most killer joke that puts everyone else in their place.

Grind, Baby. Grind. Graby.

Cheeseball, cheeseball, popcorn, popcorn, nacho, nacho, nut.

Jo Nesbo is the guy the Jizz Wailers call when Max Rebo has to back out of a show.

OH: "I've got to see if I'm here."

"Do I owe you fifty grand?"

I could totally do this guy's job. Been training all my life for it. And I didn't even study the classics at Dartmouth.

"If ya can't Donald Duck it, fuck it." ~ @idolatrare.bsky.social

"Earn cash every time you get gas" Releasing a big one to collect some moolah.

"Blues Brothers 2000" is a terrible movie. The musical numbers are too long. The car chases and pileups are inappropriately gratuitous. There's too much "magic". It's much easier to suspend disbelief when watching "The Blues Brothers".

Imagine hearing from your kid, "You both violated people's rights AND put your family at risk by doing it? You're a double loser, daddy."

You know, you don't need to think ahead or do good work. It doesn't matter.

It's not exactly Mai Tais and Yahtzee out here.

Isn't the point of the AI that it can do the work, and then if it's doing the work the people don't need training?

The early 90s were all like "And now for the conclusion of 'Chickenshit Cocksucker', on the WGN Weekend Movie".

The Man With The Golden Gun has a flying car, which is just a car with wings and jet engine strapped to the top of it. This is probably the purest form of flying car.