Art Fram classics.

Just trying to get home to make a delicious celery based dinner.

Drop that fuckin' cheese off And whеn they try to ease off that's when I grab the sawed off

"Look kids, it's like this. You got your a-hole and your b-hole but they are both the same thing but one is graded lower."

These fine ladies can't get a break. It's time to consider some tighter panties.

That's an ass you can bounce a challenge coin off of.

It's kind of hard to believe that Bernie's body was in good enough condition for a second movie after the way they beat the shit outta it on the first weekend.

Just scanning around the image, the hotdog butthole, the feet have no toes, the unlikely bun-is-larger-than-the-hotdog, then it hits me: what are hotdog fingernails made of?

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

getting lasik surgery on my brown eye

whimsy and wonder and ever so wicked

Smurfs are said to be roughly 3 apples tall.

Remember these?

It wouldn't be the first time someone had a destination wedding and specifically chose the venue so that certain family members wouldn't/couldn't come.

Even though I have the search indexing service disabled, Windows does some kind of scan of a folder every time a new file is added, the duration seemingly based on how big the files in it are. And it MIGHT sort by name or date AFTER it finishes that, despite that the content of the file is unrelated

Old Testament Pope

A completely debauched and unnecessary fact-finding boondoggle.

I remember when they put the pickles on the inside of the sandwich.

Here's a thing that's probably right up your Straße, you big mad oddball.x

It wouldn't be the first time someone had a destination wedding and specifically chose the venue so that certain family members wouldn't/couldn't come.

These guys read the book "The Policeman's Beard is Half Constructed" back in the 80s and thought "that's where we need to be".

I don't need to squint at all to imagine a possible universe where the government uses syndicated RSS feeds with cryptographically signed entries to disseminate useful and validated real time disaster information.

Reason #3,324,989,010 Windows sucks: Set a folder to sort files by date, most new files appear in the right sort order as they are added, but every so often, it puts one at the end of the list, out of order, and you have to click on the date column twice to resort it properly.

Custom delivery cars, use of dedicated lanes. The Deliverator is a member of an elite order.

"As a business owner, I hate regulations that force me not do stupid things. I like wasting money disturbing people and flooding people's phones with spam messages and calls they don't want."

The slop starfish. The AI balloon knot.

[my friends having a good time] "Guys, wait up. I'm asking Gemini to create a custom track for this moment. Hold on. Hey! We need a custom track. Guys?"

We need a Cartoon All-Stars reunion.

This bit from TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes pops into my head way too often.

Really love that Chuck Jones was so upset with the premise of Space Jam that it briefly turned him into a powerscaler

"have fun with the UI" is one of the problems with excessive change of working software.

If I was, say, a fossil fuel company, I might start buying up or building electrical generation capacity to, you know, be able to have something in my 10-K about the business continuity risks in the global shift away from oil. Kind of get ahead of it, like, and be part of, I don't know, the solution

Get your ass to Mars.

We used to have it really good.

Jeez, that's quite the prolapse.

Sounds like Vox's idea machine is broken. If they even had one.

You know that when the DJ at the skating rink put on the full, six minute version of Thriller, the dude totally need to take a dump.

This ain't your grandpa's Dirty-Sánchez. It's a whole new thing. Ask for it by name.

A new Scarlet Letter just dropped. And you can apply it yourself!

Imagine going back in time to, say, the mid-90s, and telling someone that in the future, not only will there be loads of Star Wars films, but people will have stopped watching them.

The Star Wars Holiday Special: The Musical.

The Frogs Live 06/23/1997 @ Cabaret Metro, Chicago, IL A friend invited me to this show. It was so bad that he apologized for it.

Gellin' like Magellan.

The Hair and Pants Contingent.

reclassifying all my shitposts as gallimaufry.

And in exactly 5 months, we can celebrate the 40th anniversary of the first episode of Sledge Hammer!

Wasn't D's lifespan artificially limited by crashing it into a planet?

CBS is being destroyed? But CBS is where I learned how to make a "come-back can" and use an acorn cap to whistle during the Saturday Morning Cartoon bumpers!