ive named my son warmaster so i can slip back to terra and do webway. hes a good boy, horus. an imperial original! a millennium ago we didnt even have an empire and now were the hottest empire in the galaxy but frankly im the best at webway and for many millennia weve needed it. so were doing webway

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

Kevin Patullo must love eggs

@ eagles

Go birds

we went to universal studios last week (it rules!) so now we're watching the HP movies & my wife just says, apropos of nothing "isn't Tom Riddle Voldemort?" but I guess kids these days know that already since my son wasn't fazed by the revelation

Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab. Things went sideways real fast.

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“The Philadelphia Phillies first baseman had his blood cleaned by an unlicensed physician” is a believable news story in 2025 and 1905

Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)

You guys mind if I oxygenate my blood outside my body today?

I'm at the combination

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Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!" The Internet:

Pleased to announce that I have won the inaugural Taco Belle award for my efforts to bring the Live Más lifestyle to the world

one of the bigger problems i have with our health care system is that we have yet to invent a simple process where all of the muscles in my back are removed and stretched out by a large machine — possibly a series of machines — while i float weightlessly in a tub of warm goo until they are ready

Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors

newsome has a nice haircut and that's literally all you can say about him

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this is the crime of the century www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/a...

uh ok sure you are

Wife made chili in the crock pot today

Nerds rope / rope clusters are the biggest technological break thru of the 2020s

heard your mom has a big game today

big fan of wims, the 5g liquid edible you put in your iced tea or whatever

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

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just remembering stuff to get mad at

That sucked!

half of these scenes in the new stranger things look like sketches bc of how old these kids are

stranger things isnt good enough to distract me from this slop

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

Maduro has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

just landed in Philly, ordered Santuccis from the cab on the way home go birds, baby

one of you is going to be tempted to try to explain the Lizza-Nuzzi business during Thanksgiving dinner you need to resist this urge nana does not need to know about this

here's a thought: the Harry Potter 1930 Paris land at universal should have a smoking section if you are selling drinks with absinthe

dropping a major dump in super mario world ama

be sure to shop at the worst possible name in menswear

They should "flight club" him down a staircase

Welcome to the strange

Whoever set up a functional gmail style inbox of Epstein's inbox deserves a journalism prize. jmail.world

good morning universal studios City Walk, sorry for the crop dusting

JFK was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone.

Brandy you're a fine girl What a good wife you would be But my life my love and my lady Is the See

good evening from Orlando

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