Very proud of my dog that just caught a squirrel in the backyard

I WANT YOUR SKULLLLLLS I NEED YOUR SKULLLLLLS

This is cool sorry

cheering for the cherry & white

cool cool

this is hilarious

Remember, this is how much it has cooked people’s brains after like one year. Think of what 10 years of this will do. Think of the brains of kids who will grow up not only unable to spot AI but unable to understand “real” and “AI generated” as two different concepts.

RIP the "O"

importing some good facebook slop

We are already mourning @bencollins.bsky.social this is just cruel

winning the nobel prize for my miraculous new method that allows boys to get more stupider without going all the way to jupiter

Better Q - why aren't the Dems doing a FUCKING thing about it?

had too much cauliflower pizza last night, legs falling asleep, pain in belly , tell my wife and son I love them,

Sports!

Philly sports fans right now

Libertarianism WIN! This country decided to run on libertarian principles and almost immediately needed a bailout from another government

FUCK YEAH CASTY

L M A O

Japanese coverage of Kyle Schwarber’s 455-foot home run last night

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

Blue Jays are blasting Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York” during their celebration

I really hope we win this

I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards

Watching Longlegs again

additional weird overlap: benjamin "bugsy" siegel, kingpin of Murder Inc and effective founder of modern vegas, had to be talked out of killing Joseph Goebbels and Hermann Goering at a party in Italy in 1939

Go Jays!

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

FYI there are a ton of DHS vehicles in Old City right now, be careful out there Philly

should we ritually sacrifice the face paint mohawk guy? just spitballing

fuck this team

SOSA!

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

Pee comes from the balls

Hey what is going on here

ICE is pepper spraying CPD (Chicago police)

Idea: A Throuple but instead of three people, only TWO people— a Twouple

Shit

I said I’d read 500 books this year and I meant it 500 to go

yes this is definitely real

This kid felt fully insulated by having a cop and and other cop relatives to do this. He believes he is gonna get away with murder

I genuinely think this phenomenon is because of TomBroDude. He was inescapable on twitter as the platform was becoming popular in the early 2010s. TBD forever.

Whole city is ready for #RedOctober

great art is supposed to make us uncomfortable

Oh, how nice, they have the birth and death dates of the country.

Did it happen??