hell yea to those kids who hit em with the hootie hoo

drinking a beer? a frosty delicious beer?!

cracking a beer in a dugout is illegal?! woke 2.0 sucks

who will live in the cursed simmons mansion next?

I like that espn is showing the warm up and the intros for the sixers, feel like this isn’t the norm?

as a herringbone enthusiast, wtf

[last week] i don't know the names of any curlers but i'll probably have it on in the background while i do other stuff [today] IF CORY AND KOREY WIN GOLD WE ARE GOING TO CHILI'S TO CELEBRATE

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

NEW: Lou Capozzoli, the owner of beloved South Philly dive Ray's Happy Birthday Bar, has died at 86. Lou was a "showman's showman," friends said, with an infectious personality that made for illustrious career in entertainment. Owning Ray's, they said, was the cherry on top. 🎁 from @inquirer.com

Just bought $40 worth of biscuits, napping under my desk this afternoon

Wheels one of these in for his pressers

Sir, hateration and holleration have both entered this dancery

Philadelphians are bringing the history back to the President’s House. 🦅

it should rebrand as a fun symbol next like Prince

if only there was something that he could do about it! alas.

While that ne'er-do-well Phil makes us hate today most years, some good things did happen

why does this feel like a @briancgrubb.bsky.social story?

Need a word cloud of the Epstein files

this is a firmly anti-savesies account

Wtf is this shit?

holy shit, Djokovic won?!

dads love to sit on the remote

Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.

Also, would never have known this about myself without him.

You know, you’re right.

love reading all the Dan tributes. Had a knack for turning the mundane into something worth paying attention to. Decided on a whim to come with bunch of us idiots riding bikes around the city eating tacos because of it. he is the best of philadelphia.

McQuade personally used the power of the press to get the Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop to take down the "Acting is like scoring a touchdown" quote erroneously attributed to Ed Harris. What have you ever done? defector.com/the-garden-s...

Also remember this and have a laugh. I think it was Dan’s favorite thing that ever happened.

we should do a reverse juan castillo and make jim the OC, as a bit.

My spot was still here when I got home from the office

i guess i should be happy that trucks have hit our block twice (doesn't look like it), but the rest of south philly has just been completed abandoned it seems.

10 point swing, Payton’s a goofball

My car was somehow saved from the rapture?!

i dont know how any person with a soul could sit there and continue an interview while Bovino responds to a murder with a smirk on his face. just a ghoul of a person.

watched a guy playing skill games at the bar he was cleaning on my way to pick up coffee. allowing those machine everywhere was such a mistake, fuckin rendell

Storm prepping

Bunch of sickos in my office

As a Philadelphia sports fan:

Need this forecast to be real, could use a good city sled adventure

🤌 oh no my olive oil is frozen 🤌

When I think I see my buddy cracking a cold one at the other end of the bar without me

One of the slight few moments where snow is delightful

Look at this king

My elaborate scheme to get out of my daily call with nana by sabotaging the Verizon network seems to have worked a bit too well

What is this a whisk for ants?

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.

It begins

Might make Sunday gravy with meatballs for the game, it’s what Vic would want