windows open weather

Need a phils painters hat night, this is not a request but a demand

was out on site all morning, i miss anything in here today?

kemp STINKS

If I may offer some advice, I do not recommend sleeping on one of these in your 40s or at any age really

massive new music day: tom misch, courtney barnett, flea, robyn, snail mail.

i have no follow up questions

to keep up with the pirates, the phillies have installed a dialysis machine in the dugout for oxygenating their blood after HRs

I keep getting phantom credit at Herman’s for some reason 🤫

Sixers are now 1-0 when they score 150 or more, something to keep an eye on

Yabu should still be a sixer imo

ready for Opening Night on Netflix

[walks past a 40U saturday league] have fun serving you dorks! [immediately seize up from back pain & knee inflammation]

What accidentally sitting on my balls and shutting down production on my sitcom for a couple of days taught me about B2B sales

was jarred awake at 4:30AM by a couple of goofball raccoons in the tree outside my window. @badposter.lol come get your boys.

so funny to read this article because i brought a friend there from mexico city, Dan in the article was our server, and my friend could not understand why he could not just get a glass of mezcal. was a 20 minute ordeal.

Oreo thins are an abomination, cookie to stuff ratio is completely out of whack.

i got duped AGAIN, someone bring me my fell for it again award.

there should be more weekend days than work week days, this is my political platform.

Apparently I got the last of the st patty’s ice

I have said this before and will say it here: if, for God knows whatever reason, you have not seen this clip before, you may think you are ready for what occurs but you are not youtu.be/K2_SvX4PEbU?...

me and the homies outside the Ghost Energy Deck this summer

Constantly fucking up homemade Crunchwrap Supremes? Next time try it with this one easy trick!

Please @apple stop autocorrecting Afroman to Roman, these group chat jokes are time sensitive

our soiled-pant leader probably frothing at the mouth to go take Cuba to get over this rate freeze

why are we always pitting two bad bitches against each other?

tried to ship a fence screen to my project site and it was returned after they couldn't figure out where to deliver it. now this company is telling me the product they confirmed is returned to them will not be redelivered until end of march/beginning of april. very efficient stuff.

Does mason miller hate America? What are we doing here, what’s going on?

Phils in postseason form

Someone check in on the gravy seals

this is what happens if people walk over the marbles you just did

ah yes the ides of march, celebrating St Ides the patron saint of high gravity malt liquor.

🤌🇮🇹🤌

Art

Today’s caper: I am going to steal the goldfish blimp

Maxey heckling VJ for missing a monster dunk, dudes rock per usual

Every time I’ve been around [insert an absolute piece of shit] they’ve just been so nice and friendly, why would I consider the infinite on the record instances of them being said piece of shit not in my presence?

We’re so back

When they say “the Trump administration” they mean the federal treasury, right?

contract year Bohm will be my undoing, they're going to re-sign him and i'm going to eat cyanide.

oh no, what happened? he was doing such a bang up job!

guess im doing a thing

oh no what'd they do to caucasian james?

since we're meme-ing this war, the news shows should play King of Wishful Thinking anytime Trump walks to the podium. man that song is an absolute banger.

Utility workers arrive to replace the pipes under the new concrete