You guys mind if I oxygenate my blood outside my body today?

All week I’ve been talking about how much water the tree we got has been drinking. “I filled it 3 times today hun!!” And last night I woke up in a cold sweat realizing I forgot to fill it up before I went upstairs. Just put me out of my misery and put me in an old folks home.

playing for pierre youtu.be/WaKIX6oaSLs

Time to break out the turkey cannon for the annual blast across the Delaware River

Adding ‘Unrelated, we must still terminate the Filibuster!’ to my email signature

Made my nanas cheesecake to bring to a dinner last night and I may have to start a new business. Had us all hootin & hollerin. Nana would be chill about the stolen cooking valor.

Halloween costume really coming together

I don’t want to alarm anyone but they have a delightful version of the spaghett at Bomb Bomb with peroni & Campari Cc: @amyleighp.bsky.social

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

sometimes i will look at a person's followers list and immediately know they are from philly

This is trumps fault for not banning tik tok

phils tonight,

aj brown with his first catch of the half with less than 2 min to go, are the eagles in turmoil? tough to say

over here googling who owns action news

go phils

i love that kruk doesn't know about agita

lfg, #1 soccer boy here

Honestly impressed with how little work I plan on completing today

Hate this so much

thinkin about Thursday Beers

stopping by to say that the Golden Bachelor episode of Its Always Sunny is one of the funniest things i've ever watched and Danny Devito is a treasure that should be protected at all costs.

I would do unspeakable things to get the recipe for this crema from el jarocho. Id drink it if socially acceptable

9 years ago already, I was a taco eating machine that day.

This must be the place > groove is in the heart > canned heat playlist at ShopRite right now has got me bopping down the aisles

I don’t think I could ever be a successful food influencer account due to my strong anti cheese pull stance

Will the president consider giving the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Big Balls?

ooooh petergabriel.bandcamp.com/album/live-a...

dont you fucking rag on hacky sack Ben Davis

When will some service be brave enough to put Summer of Sam on their streaming service without making me pay for it? Many are wondering

In the middle of bumblefuck PA but at least this is pretty cool

This is the ivy’s house now

first name pronounced too close to jawn, apologies in advance from our hoagiemouth fanbase

What a fucking set list last night

It’s wearing swim trunks to concerts season 🥵

The iron sheik won today

5 bucks, can you believe it?!

It is upon us

Love the way my dry cleaner passive aggressively tells me I’m a dirtball

im never saying enough how much i love humidity and it'll probably stay that way.

had no expectations for this tribute album to be any good, but this roge cover is fantastic youtu.be/_8aQF8AT3kM

lol whyy, lmao whyy.org/articles/pre...

Absolutely demolishing a dozen kids in a pool this afternoon and got dubbed uncle bandaid. Think I love it

Feeling like a giant dummy for not knowing that it was sting who did the ‘I want my MTV’ vocals on money for nothing

happy hbomax day to all who celebrate

Would bet a whole bunch of money that based on how this strike went, Parker is going to build those 30,000 affordable houses by any means necessary and unions will be left out if they don’t make serious concessions.