i cannot be convinced that this isn't Bruce McCulloch doing a Kids in the Hall sketch

actually honored that eagles week included the 'here come the pretzels' bit

yeah this is an absolute ear worm, avalanches summer is upon us youtu.be/KSa1zsPcj8w?...

sorry i'm busy right now reading about pot dogs whyy.org/articles/pot...

I hope the person who invented the toilet paper dispenser limiter that only gives you like 3 squares at a time is burning in hell where they belong

Sorry Beijing, the PPA would dog walk you in quick draw tickets. They were born in this life, molded by it

every part of our lives do not require an assistant that doesn't work, im already doing a great job that

Just ran into big dom at the new Angelos, nice fella

What even is basketball?

Maxey is gassed, shame we dont have another scoring guard on the bench. Wonder what happened there??

this guy can feel it in his plums when the AI is secure

It’s a big year for the city of Philadelphia as America celebrates her 250th birthday! People will visit from all over the world. What better way to celebrate than with AI slop versions of *extremely replicable things*

Add him to the Philly news interview pantheon

Every road in the city is gridlocked what in the heck is going on around here? Where’s traffic Bluesky at?

Would be cool if, I dunno, maxey attempted a shot

Has anyone seen my met gala outfit? I cannot find it anywhere

Did a thing, gave some heck to a couple of Knicks fans along the way

This isn’t supposed to happen, we never win these games. I don’t know what to do with my hands

Just met the reigning steinholder champ, little star struck right now

Watched Marty Supreme last night and boy does that Marty fella get himself into a lot of precarious situations

thinking about game 7

I let my buddy tattoo me while we were both in no condition to and that is that supposed to be a bowling pin and beer bottle. He also put the U in the middle to start so he had to turn it into a D. What’s TDU you ask? Well total dudes united or thunder down under depending on the situation

my buddy just sent me a screenshot of his tickets for tomorrow at the garden. very jealous, considering a heist situation

You’re crazy for this baby, what u doin?!

we are talking about some top tier flush tech here folks. so excited to watch the entire world hitch its wagon to the AI bubble. www.engadget.com/2161815/toto...

Watching this cadre of school kids walk from pop up bagels to Starbucks out here in suburban square, very different then my morning school routine

Thank u Red Panda

And the queen for halftime? Don’t embarrass us in front of Red Panda atSixers

This woman just shook her ass till it came out her dress on the big screen, sixers by a dozen

i’m being cancelled by the woke mob (my wife)

allergies fucking suck, sorry if this offends

XPN starting off with Man I Need for the series win, we’re so back

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Am I freaking out or is this game feed looping?

oooooh baby

Oh cool cool, how many people does Fillmore hold?

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

Love to see DQ releasing their breakfast collection.

retvrn

hows everyone celebrating the 7th anniversary of the Furnace Party?

It’s only the end of April, the hell do you mean FINAL BOGO DOG NIGHT?!?!?

What is goin on with this sky right now?

More Styx segues just in everything moving forward

I really hate the industry that brought me my fortune and especially this new prediction market that’s done all over the world and headed up by my large adult son. It’s so awful, if only there was something to be done

there better be no traces of that ghost energy drink left in that ballpark by tomorrow morning. it is a pox on this house.

me, on the other side of a winning polymarket bet. totally fine nothing to see here move along.

New season of Coffin Flop coming