Okay that was an awesome home run derby. It just needed a proper villain (the city of Philadelphia)

I think a ‘throw it back’ chant is coming

I am going to eat the Arby’s cheese steak, my bravery knows no bounds

Need a Kyle vs Junior finals

Jac Caglianone, your green grocer

No boo left unturned tonight, as is tradition

DONATE TO THE SOUTHEAST ASIAN MARKET AT FDR WHO GOT DECIMATED OVER THE WEEKEND FROM THE STORMS, THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE www.fdrseamarket.com

Nothing better than waking up in south philly, saying fuck it let’s go to the beach and putting toes in the sand an hour after that

This person walking next to me said ‘at least it’s not humid!’ Might have to throw them off the Ben Franklin bridge as we get to the top

starting a petition to call it the Dinger Derby from now on

A man dressed as a purple bong named Bongholeo performed a bong-themed Lizzo parody at a New Jersey town hall. Then another speaker was arrested after singing Morrissey past his time limit. Just another day in local government.

Watching the world solitaire championship, which I learned about just now

Another day waiting tables at morimoto. Everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the table. Buddy ,,,

I don’t know where they came from, but I got em! -Ben Davis about the books in his library

Are you ready for some futbol?

[cracks knuckles to craft my first definitive opinion on a candidate in the Maine senate race from Philadelphia PA] i dunno about this fella….

Has anyone tried turning McConnell off and on again? That always works for me.

Already been a year, I almost forgot about our precious trash hill

Just watched George Washington cruise through a red on Broad and Washington with an indigo bike. God bless this city.

Bok Bar is perfect for MT

Shout out to the girl at Making Time who asked me for coke because I looked trustworthy. Sorry to disappoint you

This was necessary research for the weekend

i am enjoying this world cup, thanks in advance

Made the mistake of getting off in old city into instant gridlock and am stuck here forever now. Send rations.

Can’t sleep, went for it @phat7deuce.bsky.social

i need lebron signed by friday and the team crossing the Delaware on the 4th, it just has to go down this way

[screaming]

“It was for Paul George and two firsts.”

Keep that push off arm and spray on hair up in beantown Jaylen

What a view this flight got coming into PHL. Also, did you know they have baseball shaped fireworks now?

They’re calling it the Noah Kahan game

happy sestercentennial week to all those who celebrate

Thank you @flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social and @rearfactory.bsky.social

#1 soccer boy checking in

why would anyone even suggest that junior caminero could be a Phil, making me have impure thoughts about it?

If there was reheated leftover competition, my work here on this catfish BLT and tots would be a contender

ERROR: Repost Detection Glitch.

How many times have you watched the Mr Met video?

Media being talked during a WC match, Philadelphia is center of the universe

Good win boys. Go have a swim in the reflecting pool, you earned it.

lmao

fan fest should be open more then an hour ahead of start of matches, redzone the highlights on loop or something

Lmao that lasted a week, didn’t this place just open up?

Carlos cheeeeeeeesin on that couch

So dense they claim this is where dark matter is formed

Coming in at 6.5” diameter & 3.4 lbs, this absolute unit of a lemon ricotta cake I got for my dad today

My guy at Royal has obviously never had to make a wrap

Own goal