We Are The World but only Bob Dylan singing

Taco Bell being the source of explosive diarrhea… The jokes write themselves.

remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket

I can’t stop watching Carney videos. I wish the US had a leader this multilingual and eloquent.

Notre Dame needs to hire him as their mascot at this point he is washed washed

Run the fucking Lasso Special at this point this is boring af

Not scared of cyclospora, I’ve been eating mold-adjacent Driscoll’s berries for decades

hate that i must give it to the cosmic crisp apple, a genetically engineered banger

If Trajan’s goal is building around Cade, Ausar and Duren, then pushing their responsibility and growth this season to see what we have make sense and if a trade deadline deal is still a thing then great. Ausar is due to be paid and with the new NBA structure a star plus optionality matters most.

Ukraine basically copied Iran's defense system and it's going to be copied moving forward. The large scale stuff is useless when your opponent can outspend you on cheap, strategic strikes that can inflict massive economic losses without human loss.

Me after a shot of good mezcal

The interesting thing about why Norway dominates at international sports is that they have a culture of not permitting ranking or competition in kids before they turn 12. It promotes cooperation and enjoyment instead. Along with affordable access, it means sports there are more equitable.

Sure, but have you ever been bicycle kicked IN THE HEAD

Gordon with the Harden flop

Me, watching my son’s AAU B team get wrecked by 60: “At least the A team won’t be this bad.” A team: Hold our beer.

Happy 4th to those who celebrate

1. Puerto Rico 2. Michigan 3. New York It is what it is

My gf went to see @arianagrandefeed.bsky.social and got scammed on @vividseats.com. After multiple days was refunded. Ticketless and desperate, two FB Groups “admins” tried to scam her today. I caught both this evening and told her to go to the arena. This is her seat. ❤️ #boyfriendoftheyear

“It was for Paul George and two firsts.”

Lakers 2026 starting 5 this is for you

To be fair England wasn't really prepared in early July 250 years ago, either.

If the Pistons are publicly saying they’re keeping Duren it’s because they know what the market will bear. Duren may not like it, but he’s not forcing his way out of Detroit. This is all for leverage, which he doesn’t have. tl;dr please for the love of God please stop with the Sabonis fake trades

Get ready to learn Everytown, buddy www.everytown.org/state/oregon/

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time

We should’ve all unfollowed the Suns for their social media graphic design skills first if we’re being honest

“Nobody’s laughing at us anymore,” said the man filling in for Milli Vanilli.

Ok which one of you is really Trajan’s burner

New Rule: If your team has a wacky player you will make the NBA Finals

Big brand expansion out west incoming for apple juice

I lost my son last year, so I’ve been pondering death way more than I probably should but could not imagine living a life where my last waking moments were spent watching cable TV political commentators on the internet

Nothing is funnier to me than people calling old NBA players plumbers when we literally have guys who are farmers, horse ranchers and chess playing poets in the league in 2026. My hope is that they usher in intelligent NBA fans because there are players who are humble and don’t promote dumbassery.

Going to trust those who have watched and scouted Ebuka Okorie because I'm having trouble getting over the 6-foot-1 part. The highlights I've seen with his fearlessness going to the basket and shooting are impressive, though.

Happy Pride Month from Petsmart

And NOT Thanasis?!?!?

If I’m Trajan I’m calling about Isaiah Joe. Send out a few seconds and build some wing depth.

ngl it’s better than the horse head logo

<Andrew Dice Clay voice> Oh!

I loathe Airbnb but honestly believe without visiting it that this has to be a top Airbnb in Puerto Rico for families visiting the island. They did an amazing job with the restoration. www.airbnb.com/rooms/171094...

Me as Pistons GM eyeing up Sam Presti roster dumps and picks for Stew

If Trajan is being honest, everyone not named Cade, Jalen or Ausar could be moved. If that’s the case, you keep a project or two and anyone who doesn’t fit the prototype has to go. I would love to steal some OKC 3 and D guys, Herro and Trey and wouldn’t mortgage cap flexibility.

At least Mike Brown’s favorite song isn’t Whoomp There It Is

Mcdonald’s: *takes loooong drag off a cigarette* ”F*CK those GLP-1s, bring back the fried pies

I…

Y’all can hate on Wemby but Michael Jordan never had an asshole eating gif

They literally made DC a swamp

Not looking for a lawsuit, but check this man’s hard drive and phone

At a sports bar on the resort in the DR talking to a friend and it just hit me that no one cheers when the US scores 😂

The formula for the Spurs to win the NBA title is simple: Make sure your fans kick the shit out of Knicks fans in your arena, thus forcing Adam Silver to ban all fans and reducing the last two games to a new version of a fan-less bubble.