10,000 democrats march down main street and everyone knows they'll go home at 5pm 100 republicans march down main street and there's a non-zero chance they'll take over city hall

Once again: German universities were the envy of the world before the Nazis rose to power and took an ideological wrecking ball to the entire enterprise. If you want to know how long it took for German universities to recover… they haven’t.

The concept of “free speech zones” and “first amendment zones” is fucking bonkers. So you mean the full constitution doesn’t apply outside of the little square y’all decided on? And we’re supposed to just comply with that?

Republicans would never have women girlfriends.

The has-beens performing at Dear Leader's July celebration of himself would be wise to get their money up front

Absolutely amazing student reporting here by @thedailynu.bsky.social on Evanston Police violating city ordinances to go out of their way to assist ICE.

Between the DNC comms person and now Talarico's girlfriend, Dems are having a good 'Republicans post a woman's photo to be weird but then the woman is hot' week

Sorry to hear about Jeff Bezos's rocket exploding prematurely. A good technique to prevent that from happening is to try thinking about something you find totally unarousing or even repulsive, like giving workers a living wage or paying a fair share of taxes.

🚨 TEAR GAS DEPLOYED 🚨 Absolute chaos outside the Newark ICE prison on Day 8 of the hunger/labor strike as police deploy cans of tear gas directly at journalists and protesters. @jordanchariton.bsky.social is LIVE on the ground as officers escalate force. WATCH LIVE ⬇️

Congrats to the GOP for forcing the entire country talk about @jamestalarico.bsky.social’s girlfriend, who it turns out is super hot 👍

Police apparently facilitating federal immigration activity through crowd control has been quite the repeated trend in the last two days of reports alone, from Evanston to MPLS to NJ.

Looks like this guy is getting Broadview 6’d (leaving the case in the hopes the judge doesn’t find out what he did to the grand jury).

This is exactly the shit that Pritzker’s goons did in Illinois at broadview

In yet ANOTHER decision by a judge trying to unstick Alex Jones' abuse of the legal process to prevent us from paying the Sandy Hook families, Texas judge Maya Gamble said Alex Jones has conducted "outrageous discovery abuse, tampering with evidence, and continuous, callous disrespect" for the law.

I agree, @khanna.house.gov: voting for Laken Riley is disqualifying. @Delaney.house.gov voted for it, saying "none of us thought Project 2025 would come into fruition” #MD06 needs a Rep that recognizes these threats BEFORE they’re carried out. Vote for me 6/23! www.thebulwark.com/p/ro-khanna-...

Tear down all the monuments, rip out all the gold, rename the airports, put roses in the fucking rose garden. That's the platform I vote for. Hard-core radiation therapy for the whole country, and erase this bullshit so we can restart as cleanly as possible.

NEW — I wrote about my visit to Delaney Hall, the ICE facility in Newark, NJ where detainees are on a hunger and labor strike in protest of rotten food, unpaid work, and unjust detainment, and where protesters outside have spent the last week drawing ICE's ire while keeping strikers' demands alive.

⚡️Japan buys over $14 million in military equipment for Ukraine under NATO weapons program. Japan's contribution to the Prioritized Ukraine Requirements List (PURL) initiative is limited to non-lethal aid.

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NEW: Trump's gross Aliens.gov site claims to map where immigrants have been taken into custody, but it includes more 83 spots where Americans alone were arrested. Over 700 locations include citizen arrests. The counter is fake. The music was ripped. And Puerto Rico is listed as a foreign country.

This is Friday night in Kyiv tonight : people have been gathering in metro since the evening - ministry of defense is urging not to ignore air raid siren alerts this weekend . Why? It’s Kyiv Day. And in Russia’s tradition, if it’s something good, they just need to bomb it

I'm not gay, I'm just naturally more attracted to men than women.

Russia uses nightly missile and drone strikes to deprive Ukrainians of sleep as a weapon of war. 🔗 united24media.com/life-in-ukra...

Eye-catching detail in story about the arrest in Texas of ICE agent charged w/ assault: Minneapolis DA says her office has more than 30 add'l open investigations involving federal immigration agents, inc fatal shootings of Good and Pretti. Minn has sued feds to compel them to turn over evidence.

fellas is it gay to be gay

i don't know what's actually happening here but for a second I thought he'd strapped a bomb to his chest and felt joy for the first time in six months

When the metaverse fails and no one thinks your AI is good

"Courts weren't meant to stop this. ... It was intended that a corrupt criminal president like this one has to be removed by Congress. And it is not a question of politics, or polls, or talking points. It's a question of simple justice, and simply upholding our country as a nation of laws."

Report: Dad Wants To Show You Where Fuse Box Is https://theonion.com/report-dad-wants-to-show-you-where-fuse-box-is-1819577825/

dads instinctively chiming in replies debating what it’s called, nature is so beautiful

Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

I've been unable to get any information about the status of the protester whose leg was run over and who was then taken away by ICE. If you know anything, please message me on Signal at marisakabas.04

#SkyDefense update: 🛡️ $2,803,438 raised 🛡️ 2,264 subscribed  russia continues to attack Ukrainian cities. But you continue to help protect Ukrainians. Thank you for your support! Every donation helps save lives. 💙💛 u24.gov.ua/sky-defense?...

At this point I don't see how I could in good conscience advise any graduate student or academic researcher with other options to take up a position in the United States.

It’s truly astonishing to see how comprehensively the US government is tearing down every part of the system that has made it up until now a world-leading power in science, research, and technological development. The entire world will suffer from this wanton destruction.

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Washpost edit page is trying to pump some gas into its flailing podcast by promising that it’s like getting news from your friends. You know, your moron friends who don’t read news.

Dell's stock price has more than tripled since Feb. 10, when President Trump's portfolio bought up to $5 million in shares. Big boost after landing a $9.7 billion Pentagon contract. Phenomenal performance, how do they do it!? www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202... @maeganvaz.bsky.social

⚡ Finland announces 33rd Ukraine military aid package, bringing total support to €3.4 billion. united24media.com/war-in-ukrai...

It's genuinely funny a 74 year old senator got played by the most obvious conman ever and is now posting passive aggressively like a pre-teen who hasn't learned subtlety yet.

If there’s no real reaction to Russian drone crashing in Romania, there will likely be more. All the expelling and the big words on socials is one thing, but unless NATO is ready to show force, Russia would see NATO as weak. Russia already does. Hence, the drone in Romania.

The freedom 250 event is the republican fyre festival

This year, Trump purchased more than $1 million of Dell stock. This week, Trump's Pentagon announced a $9.7 billion contract with Dell.

So it looks like we’re having a “Marshall plan” for Iran, in the amount of 300 billion to pay for the damage we did. Winning?

great fable. i wish he included the part where the scorpion said "you knew damn well i was a snake before you took me in" at campaign rallies every day for a year, and the frog was like "he has a unique method of communication" on CNN

Vietnamese are exhuming corpses of their loved ones to make way for a Trump golf course and luxury condos. This was a way to get Trump to reduce tariffs from 46% to 20%. Etc Trump says the development will be “the envy of all of Asia and of the entire world” giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

ICE is targeting press outside Delaney Hall

⚡️NATO condemns ‘reckless’ Russian drone strike on Romanian residential building NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte has said "Russia's reckless behaviour is a danger to us all," after a drone struck a residential building in Galati, Romania, overnight on May 29, injuring two people.

[scary documentary voice] So-called "attendees" of the fair were subjected to a fifteen-day Vanilla Ice concert.