Hi guys

"everything's computer and nothing hurt" would be a layup 1.4k RT post in 2018. not in 2025 though

I looked up the artist on Wikipedia and I gotta say his paintings are a vibe and a half

Bought a book of old car sales brochures and had no idea Reliant were so filthy

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I had an idea while stuck in traffic.

If you're interested in my fabric art, I have four little guys available right now. A sale or two would be a colossal help. jeremycreature.etsy.com

Beetle (pictured below) has an annual checkup at the vet tomorrow. It’s gonna be right around 32°f/0°c when we go. Would he get too cold if I took him in his carrier on my bike? It’s like a 7-minute ride.

Beetle

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anyone need this

"There are only 2 genders; mine, and everyone elses" - @auroraf.bsky.social with the best of the gender gander.

imagine watching the television series amc “the terror” on this bad boy

kinda feel like the Bsky team won't listen to trans users about this, so I'll say it as a Cis Person: I don't want Jesse Singal on here spreading his lying hateful "just asking questions" bullshit. he is not acting in good faith, he causes active harm, and he adds nothing worthwhile to this platform

HELL YEAH looks great! Who will be the next? www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4645...

Beetle is trying to eat the Christmas tree again

J’ai un tummyache

let me stop you right there kid. if you're a little teapot where's your handle and spout

We’re having a birthday party for the three December kids in the family next Saturday, so mom and I put up the Christmas tree today

Across the country, people are starting meal preparations and traveling to be with friends and family. Tell us your favorite dish on the Thanksgiving table, and we’ll share our knowledge about the work behind the ingredients. #WeFeedYou

Is anyone here a vet or vet-adjacent? My 3yo dropped one of his gummy multivitamins on the floor and my idiot dog* ate it 🫣 it's probably fine right? He eats poop so this should be an improvement 😅 why is he always causing trouble?!? *Guess which one

Bro, you are doing the meme again

I had two doctors! They came in and one said Hi I'm Dr. Shah and the other said Hi I'm Dr. Shah and I said "no relation, hahahaha" and the second one said "actually we're cousins"

If three people are working me over you're damn right I better finish

THEY DOXXED EA-NĀṢIR

We used to build dark rides for public hand jobs as a society.

Fucking up my instagram algorithm by opening the ad I was served for luxury horse bonnets

Be careful! Scout is watching.

You have been cursed by Tooth Elmo Remove one of your teeth to repent for your sins

contracting Poster's Gladness 😇

Water tower Gays, IL — Hope, ND

Now it’s an episode where Ricky from My So Called Life is playing a trans sex worker and I’m very nervous about how they’re going to handle this

Just had a vintage brooch in one hand and a piece of dried mango in the other. You can guess what almost happened next.

Here’s a hare I drew

donald trump has died

Came across a temperance songbook with this amazing lyric.

My nieces are terrified of mall Santas so I have offered to put on a Santa suit so that my mom and sister can finally get the Christmas photo of their dreams

As a small business owner, it is my duty to do wage theft in a manner that glorifies Christ

Sending up a beacon to say that I design silly t-shirts and sell them on Teepublic if you’re into that kind of thing. It would really help me out, it’s been a rough year job-wise and every little bit goes a long way. www.teepublic.com/user/perpetu...

it fucken WIMDY

more users are joining and the hog grows longer

There's something I need people to understand. The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad. The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.

"they won't stop at trans people" - ok even if they did stop at trans people they still need their ass beat, right?

I’m watching Ally McBeal and she’s a grown woman who is stressing out about whether she should kiss a guy on the first date