I'm in TVs That London.

And I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs xkcd.com/3204/

Hunderfossen Adventure Park in Norway (Rauraggen)

Apparently "the trust relationship between this unit and the domain has failed". Same here works computer, same here.

Lindsey Vonn is out here skiing in the Olympics without an ACL meanwhile I’ve been putting off assembling the standing desk I bought 7 months ago because my Phillips head screwdriver wasn’t in the very first drawer I checked

I shall try my best to drink from left to right. That's my duty right?

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

Bonkers stuff.

Sums up the entire gammon population of the UK. #ReformUK

Can we have a fast railway in the north please? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This. And, I think, this is the unfortunate problem in general. The people that *really* need to see and understand this great monologue, may well see it but won't understand it.

A work of genius.

Ooffftt. Just watching a 1979 episode of Blankety Blank. That has not aged well. And Wogan was a nice one!

Let's hope this positive news gets as much attention as the people who try to convince us that the UK is a murder ravaged hellscape. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Considering how much lubricant there is in a car dealership workshop, they didn't save me any when they stiffed me for the bill.

I wish the internet was more about people 3D printing whistling mortar bombs for their very happy dogs to chase than arseholes secretly filming unsuspecting people for grifting and humiliation but I guess that ship has sailed

ARTE

Every morning I take my Dog out for a walk and a poo, in the park..it's brilliant, she always barks to let me know if someone is coming. So I can quickly pull up my jeans and pretend I was looking for her ball...

Wonderful story. @rogerprotz.bsky.social FYI.

Vanilla Ice suggests the existence of BDSM Ice

New Brugge Guide entry: Más, Academiestraat. This is not a beer bar, but a small plates restaurant. I'm putting it in the Guide as it has a rather interesting beer list, with a mix of modern & classic beers: www.beerguidebrugge.com/pubs.45

I'm expecting Frank to be sacked if we lose tonight. My grand unifying theory is football was better when players were drawn from local communities & managerial tenure was measured in years. Unconstrained greed priced out fans, created bad owners, trigger happy boards & screwed lower league clubs.

I'm having a chicken tikka pizza. Italy have declared war.

Halifax, the birthplace of Percy Shaw, on Wednesday! It was Shaw that invented the catseyes that you see on roads after seeing the reflection of a cat's eyes as he drove towards it. The following night the cat was walking the other way and Shaw invented the furry pencil sharpener.

Still, it could be worse. Walsall beckons.

And you may ask yourself, Why am I in Milton Keynes on a Sunday night? With a beautiful view With a beautiful....oh who am I kidding?

Fantastic photo from Phil Laybourne capturing the moment a Red Deer steps on some Lego.

Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).

Just knocked this up like I'm some kind of heavyweight political commentator.

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

A letter from an MP who understands the importance of representing your constituency rather than cosplaying being an MP. Well done Neil Coyle, MP for Bermondsey & Old Southwark

The Batman tv show is 60. Adam West should have got an Emmy for this scene alone. I love DeNiro, Washington, Day-Lewis etc but none of them have had an acting challenge like this. youtu.be/tgCkmUS1IYI?...

The REAL origin of that childish 'six-seven' phrase. It was all Hawtrey's doing!

Analysis Mr. Data.

Two feet of snow in Manchester today

Tonight's Starting VIII, hand picked from a very large First Squad. A mainly Buxton team with an on-loan in the mix from Vocation. I'm not a betting man, but I'd have a punt on this team coming out on top.

Merry Christmas to my buds who don't believe in Gregorian reform.

In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.

They have gutted every last shred of meaning and sold it back to us wrapped in foil. Easter in January. Christmas in October. The entire year is now one unbroken conveyor belt of manufactured desire and corporate greed.

I'll do this again and again.... He hasn't lost it, he's paid tax on it.

We're going to need a bigger Hague.

Soooooo, if Corrie and Emmerdale Farm are in the same universe, how do they explain people who have turned up in both? Is Emmerdale a witness protection "village" a la The Prisoner?

How's 2025 looking now eh?

Quoting ourselves here, but it’s absolutely insane to us that anyone still uses Twitter. You don't have to. You can just stop. It was a *massive* part of our growth but you can just let it go. However important your business is to you, it's less important than this:

One of my highlights of 2025 was doing the Suez Canal Northbound and Southbound within a week. I used to use the Ever Given as a marker for how bad a day had been (at least you didn't cause a week of shipping chaos, etc), but they literally built multiple monuments to commerate it?!