Posting feet on main 🪶

Based on my highly scientific "how aggressive is the recruiter spam" metric, the market is insanely good for senior or higher software engineers right now.

I'm in goddamn California and just got a fundraising text from the goddamn Maine Nazi fetishist and Jesus fucking Christ fuck this shit.

For over a decade I struggled with significant depression and refused to try antidepressants from some misguided idea that it wouldn't be a real me, an idea definitely helped by assholes like this. Every now and then I'm angry at how much of my life I squandered because of that fear.

Making shaksuka with leftover palak paneer, why didn't I think of this before?

Left. Left. LEFT! Other left! Now hard right. Ok straight for a while, you're doing great.

Slightly diminish a book I Have No Mouth and I Must Grumble

Do not accidentally teach your budgie to use your face as a launching pad for quickly turning around mid flight.

How do people get past the "oh my god so damn itchy" stage of growing a beard?

6.59 for gas at one of the cheaper has stations. The stove has been grabbed.

Bluesky not shaking the allegations that it can't get a joke.

I already didn't like Saikat, but goddamn that guy has the most obnoxious flyers. I'd swear they were designed to make me dislike him.

Goose posting for sanity's sake. 🪶

This dipshit is so egotistical that having my face as the main actor is a selling point, that schlock with my face on it makes me love it more. It's the same impulse that freaks out when a movie has someone with different skin tones in it. Absolute lack of theory of mind.

Today I am ashamed to admit I have not lived up to my motto of "do not fall down the stairs."

Cybertruck parked across the street and while I am not going to get arrested today, it took some self-convincing.

Running the dishwasher when my partner is out of town, not because it needs it but because this time I can fill it my way.

Always feel like Stellers Jays should be harrumphing and expounding on society's ills in a way that makes me uncomfortable. 🪶

There are too damn many people running for governor.

Negativland. I was so annoying.

Good thing at least one of us is photogenic. 🪶

What is the most fun kitchen gadget and why is it the salad spinner?

I feel like @darthbluesky.bsky.social needs to know about this new Trader Joe's item I just picked up.

Why do I keep forgetting that no matter how much I like an author, if I read three of their books in a row I will burn the fuck out and not want to read them for at least a year.

If you are interested in making sparrow babies, boy oh boy do I know where you can find some hot and willing sparrows just crying out for a chance.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Fuck

That's right, take your almond hate and shove it up your co2 hole.

One of the best things is my (more-or-less) mother in law has "likes biscoff" as one of the things she remembers about my preferences and now every gift holiday I get a couple of boxes of them and it's great every damn time.

Last night, an elephant-a came stompin on my head Last night, an pachyderm-a came crunchin till I'm dead It said, "come, fucker, you got a squishy body And when it expires, God smiles from above," because In the savannah, it cried, "More, more, more" With a rebel yell, it cried, "More, more, more!"

So what's on your when it happens playlist?

First as satire, then as farce www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqga...

What the hell is going on with that man's neck?

A second stellers sea lion has hit pier 39!

Met an African Grey today who did a pitch perfect meow and it was very disturbing. Birds should not be able to sound like that.

This is the stupidest fucking day on bluesky and I was here for the cookie discourse.

You know that feeling when you forgot to make lunch and you really need to go grocery shopping and do you throw together something it of what you can scrounge up and it's fucking delicious and you know you'll never get it right again?

I hate that I got this and you will too

Caught mid wiggle. 🪶

Men will have a bird preen them rather than go to therapy.

Kombucha

Everyone needs a chance to interview for a job and then end up turning down the offer. Good damn it's a rush.

4/20 and the rain is coming down and as someone who lives too close to parts of the city that become a giant party of stoners, too many of which drive here, I am so damn happy.

Trying to figure out what the current state of tariffs are and still completely failing and I hate this fucking government that runs based on some doddering old man's whims and not the rule of law.

Sure the world sucks, but sometimes you make the perfect omelet with a side of a perfectly ripe avocado and some homemade bread and none of that bullshit matters anymore.

I have this app called Magic Fluids that makes pretty vortexes when you touch the screen and I'm pretty sure one of the birds has figured out peck at it to make it do pretty things.

Randomly looking at stationery as one does, and hello, it's the official bluesky pencil.

The male jester must dance cautiously, for if the female is not amused, she may well decide to eat him.

Trying to figure out low I'm willing to get paid for now for a founding engineer type position at a place that actually looks like it has a good idea and ARGH I hate this shit.

Bunsen has finally decided that if I'm having a VC she needs to be on my shoulder and participating. It is hard to get indignant about stupid decisions when you have a cute bird on your shoulder.