Come on funniest thing, you can do it!

Omnes pro rana et rana pro omnibus.

I'm starting to understand the frustration at whimsy being getting flooded with angry responses, even if it's on topic and spiritually in agreement. Learning, listening, will be a better response guy going forward.

Getting a membership to the life sciences museum was an awesome gift. Love being able to just spend a long lunch hour there and not feel like I have to see everything.

The Frog Costume has gone from $25 to almost $40 on amazon over the last week. There's an army brewing.

goddamn fucking baboons

I wish bluesky was a safe place to make the joke I want to make here. And yes I know whining about it is even worse. (But metawhining is ok.)

Slow motion carrot death. 🪶

His little cowlick! 🪶

The Frog is getting more expensive on Amazon, which means it's selling fast.

Has anyone ever been in a one hour "architecture" code interview, on either side of the desk, and felt it was able to fairly say anything about a candidate's skills? If you can solve the problem in an hour it's not even testing a junior's capabilities on the subject.

damnit, you can't call it an onsite interview if it's done over zoom!

My favorite around the corner pizza joint is very 420 themed and after years of going there I finally realized their address is 420 Castro.

I'm seriously considering this for No Kings. I have frogs everywhere.

engineers be better interviewers, challenge level impossible

thank you google for reminding me that 4 years ago some road rager got out of his car and started threatening to assault me and I took a bunch of photos so he'd go the fuck away

Would it be stolen valor to go as the Portland Frog for Halloween?

Easiest ballot ever.

Hard to use my phone with these two being mad at fingers.

the blasting ai pictures making fun of trump and co to any thread about politics genre of poster is really getting on my nerves

The third amendment once again proving it's worth.

If you make fun of the computer, a future AI will create millions of copies of you and be passive aggressive to them for all of eternity.

It's silly how easy it is to make banana bread.

I know this makes everyone angry, and it should, but it's also clear evidence that ICE is fully aware everyone thinks they are fascists who should be in jail for at least decade and that means their morale is in the toilet. This is, as awful as it is, winning.

Are we still doing #birdbutt? 🪶

She's so completely unbothered about having just pooped on my pillow. 🪶

It pisses me off that a generation from now kids will think "trumped up charges" refers to the current administration.

there should be a way to only to subscribe to someone's good posts

She's going to try to deport Bad Bunny to Puerto Rico isn't she.

Goddamnit not yet

Got gas today and the dude in front of me was just shaking the few drops off the pump handle onto the ground before replacing it and goddamnit I wanted to punch that dude. Jesus fuck how can you be such an ass?

It took me an embarrassingly long time (probably college) that even in America being Jewish, even not obviously, even not practicing, meant I was a clear other. At the time an acceptable other, but for so many now no longer acceptable, because for too many, all Jews are all lumped in the same group.

Finding out my mom uses this app, and well, fuck.

In one week I can start drinking again so I've got a suggestion for when it happens.

And yet probably at least 50% porn by training. The fascist dream.

This is just to say That Congress has not authorized the use of military force

@golikehellmachine.com You should see today's Flash Gordon... comicskingdom.com/flash-gordon...

Hell yeah. Spicy, garlicy broccoli rabe with fried eggs for lunch. My next job might be RTO and I am so going to miss being able to cook my meals.

Well at least the now have an excuse for why they can't pay child support.

Oh god it's fleet week next week. Gonna be fun the week after that fuck told all the generals he was going to invade my city to practice war. Oh and that it was important that war be about destroying things and killing people.

Carrot face. 🪶

if the president declares war on a city does that mean he's a legit target of war to residents therein?

I guess masters of war doesn't fit any more. More like senile old farts and their dry drunk lackeys of war.

If confusing children is wrong I don't want to be right.

Finally got her nails clipped. Someone is so not happy. 🪶

So, Trump says medbeds are real, but he won't let anyone use them of course, which says to me if your loved ones are dying, and you believe him, the only real choice you have is do you just let them die or do you do something drastic to make Trump give you one. You know... drastic.

Royalty. 🪶

figuring out how to pick up the cup in baby steps feels better than any beating any dark souls boss