when you masturbate you’re participating in an unbroken chain stretching back hundreds of thousands of years to the very first humans who stood in awe under the vast mystery of an unpolluted sky and retreated to their caves and hollows to yank pud to horny cave paintings. every stroke a holy mystery

Holy crap Lois, it's the Nerevarine!

18 months in the estrogen lab

parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game

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Beware the TES pipeline.

optimist: the cup is half full pessimist: the cup is half empty guy who got kicked in the head by a horse and can only speak like a pokemon: kevin! 😃 kevin! 😃 kevin! 😃

hi gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…

Nature is healing

CATS: what is this rancid swill you serve me, human? I refuse. DOGS: *mouth filled with goop off the street* PEEMUP BUDDER

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

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the new skate. is so fucking good you have no idea

Polyphemus after Odysseus doxxed himself

I’m sorry or you’re welcome

The Enchanted Mill, 1913 #franzmarc #cubism

Watching this video 10 times has significantly improved my mood.

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Give me the wet sin bugs. I crave the wet sin bugs. www.tiktok.com/@mohatesmedi...

if you're stressed out, here's some ASMR that might help you

"BOZO. EAT DUST. THIS BAG TWO-THIRDS AIR."

this made me laugh so much

Garfield DOOM demons (11/2021)

shimp

it was just the specific thing that i saw this time like,,

Twitter right now

"can a phone design cook too hard?" asked and answered

Today I learned that giant chains breathe. Due to the oxidation in rooms with these babies, you can die in about 24 hours in an enclosed space with a ship's giant chain. Put that in your novel.

pls be nice she spent 1000 hrs on this painting

🕹️ Bytes of Gaming History ⌛ Four glimpses of E3 2000 in all its vibrant splendour. Legend of Dragoon and Spyro bring some dragon action for PlayStation fans while Perfect Dark, Majora's Mask, and Banjo Tooie give N64 stalwarts a final year of awesome stuff to look forward to.

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

Of course this reminds me of one of the best videos on the internet.

Your mom is like Coleco, built to withstand 10,000 insertions

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Elder scrolls into oblivion??? you mean facebook???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I randomly remembered this video today, and I have been cry-laughing for hours

I’m here you fuckaas bitch

“Yeah, I voted for him, outlander, but I thought it was going to be things like, y’know… just go after the tranny lizards and the skooma coming in from the border, I can’t afford kwama eggs on my salary anymore…”

this made me laugh

Suddenly remembered who I saw on Grindr earlier in the year

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

i do not know how some people in this country live with themselves