space mustard. yeti mustard. just two of many mustards that may or may not be out there

Q: I like speeding! A: I don’t care

Hahahaha Just Walk Away From Innsmouth Like Close Your Eyes Haha

Nothing bad could happen, it can only good happen

Taking the public bus to my public university to talk to some billionaires about the public good!

A real 2025 sentence

human being don't make Slop because human beings have individual idiosyncrasies and sensibilities so what they make is inherently an expression of themselves. most people don't do oil paintings, they doodle. that is expression. the low brow is still personal when it's made by a person

maybe having the entire apparatus bend over the past thirty years to cater to each person's interests with increasing granularity was not great for people's mental health and ai is just the natural end point of that, i dunno

One Hour After Another

When people jerk me off, I kill them!

“yoda went under the bumper”

Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’

"pls my family is dying we can't afford food" finance guys:

what are you talking about

In honor of Larry Summers, I asked the female members of my college class (1987) to say if they had any experiences with sexual harassment by teachers/professors, back when this was tolerated as, I dunno, the cost of attending college, and OH MY GOD.

A great example of how insane everything is right now, is that it took nearly a week for me to hear the clip of Lindsay Graham saying, "What's with all this Hitler shit anyway?"

They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler

pedophiles in the republican party? It’s more likely than you think

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.

Huh. You can use string cheese to scroll your phone screen.

Starbucks workers strike starts Thursday! Brian Niccol makes 6,666 times what a barista does

This is literally not true

idk, I lived in a town 1/100 the size of NYC in Montana that had free buses.

basic problem is none of these folks is capable of saying “i was wrong”

with the laser focus on climate change, in my experience some of the biggest internal barriers to effective energy sector advocacy were precisely those long time volunteers, who were skeptical of clean energy development and often privileged local or aesthetic concerns over systemic thinking

Conde Nast just fired four of their best reporters, fact checkers, and videographers for asking questions

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

They’re doing their version of blaming Jill Stein voters and it rules

Who’s tracking the best crash out’s? I know one of you are making a thread

"Nullification and the Myth of American Federalism from Calhoun to Pelosi"

my thing about prison is it’s very, very hard for me to think of what a person could have done that’s evil enough to justify never letting them see the sun unsupervised again

People act like all the men are gone. The men are attending protests. The men are putting together scooters for their kids. The men are getting a set of turntables for the first time. The men are buying Nikes. The men are getting super into noir. They're not Nazis and they're fine. Keep your freaks.

I'm just blown away that anyone was aware of a primary candidate in Maine for an election that is over a year away enough to be dissapointed

do we really need to be analyzing the tattoos of the guys who are arresting people for the crime of being chinese to figure out if they're racist?

Reading reviews for remote Russian islands

how do health care premiums just double? where are these alleged efficiencies, or even our share of these vaunted efficiencies

Michael Knowles could really benefit from one of those silent retreats

the way everyone obsesses over how you look it oughta be called shalloween. maybe if we had an actual conversation for once you'd know who i'm "supposed to be"

reading the wikipedia pages for various types of karate

I demand a union representative.

Being a podcaster costs $40 for a decent mic and $18 per month for hosting. The hard part is having something interesting to say. Get a degree in that!

The main purpose of learning how to write is actually to teach you how to clarify your thoughts.