“Tabitha, have you ever heard of GG Allin?” Not entirely sure how to answer that one.

When people ask me what I want for my birthday and I tell them, “All I need is your friendship” it’s not coming from a place of altruism. It’s just that I’ve already received the most perfect gift ever so save yourself the agony of even trying.

Good ass birthday boy

He’s always there for me.

PSA

Captain Bumble T-Pain Stubbing is six years old today!

Caught Covid. Missed my son’s wedding because of it. Appears the rest of the US had an equally, if not more, shitty time of it while I was out. We’re all just so fucking tired. Maybe more Diana Ross will help? Can’t hurt.

Incapable of listening to anything but 18th-century opera the last two days.

Sooooo many white folk just letting their bigot flag fly

fuck yeah we are

Been watching a fuck ton of Little House on the Prairie. Even more than I usually do.

"First order of business... PO-TAY-TOES."

A little ditty I wrote

Now watching: Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975)

Pivoted so hard they affected the earth's rotation

Now watching: Blazing Saddles (1974)

They Darwined up a real life Blitz.

Now watching: The Jerk (1979)

You never even see a single toilet..do they have any?

@okieelliott.bsky.social you and Mr. Short have been my mental hug on many occasion. Thanks for that. For real, these drawings delight my weary soul just when I need them.

Enchiladas are the best “leftovers for lunch” there is. No questions. No debates. This is just the way it is.

The Mariners are asking for feedback on the asshole street preachers outside the stadium. In case you have anything to say, here’s the link: www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

9/11 was on a Tuesday.

I need a “Go Away! Listening to ELO!” sign for my office door.

Thinking about him

Flags at half staff for Ted Cruz faving porn tweets on 9/11 🫡 #NeverForget

Losing my goddamned mind. We can condemn political violence without valorizing a destructive, hateful bigot.

I send this to all my nursing students who go into pediatrics. They never cover the really important shit in textbooks.

It’s been far too long since I’ve watched The Jerk (1979). I plan on remedying that very soon. A soul cleanse is needed and Navin Johnson is just the man for the job.

The font leads to believe she is a crew member on Deep Space Nine but I have no memory of her, nor do I recognize her division or where on the promenade this diner was @starfleetdesign.bsky.social pls help

Meh 🤷‍♀️

And folks wonder why I miss LA so much, especially at night. Ain’t another place like it in the world.

Fat high and stupid is in fact one way to go through life

BOXING HELENA (1993)

Now watching: Miami Blues (1990) Was craving some Fred Ward.

Missing this show by just a few days. ☹️

F1 in the morning, Seahawks in the afternoon. Life is good.

Me, carefully checking my lottery ticket before putting on my Eat The Rich T shirt this morning

Now watching: Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) I will forever associate Michael Pitt as Tommy Gnosis and hate him ‘til the day I die because of it.

I made a way better logo for the city of Austin two years ago that they could have used for half as much as the other one cost

jerry stiller embodying the phrase me and the bad bitch I pulled by being goofy

I fucking love Merritt Wever. Color me delighted!

Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr

Finishing up my provolone-stuffed pepperoni meatballs for the red sauce I’m entering in the spaghetti cookoff at the Eagles tomorrow. Gonna shit on the pool table if I don’t win.

Now watching: The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T. (1953)

Now watching: Psycho Beach Party (2000)

I'm just wondering when congress decides to stop being spineless and reassert the power over things they are supposed to control...