If we all pool our HEI points we could buy CBS, but I’d rather keep my points.

I’m going to watch movie this year.

Goo is SOOn

"Elon Musk limits the generation of child sexual abuse material to paying customers"

drawing a government paycheck from the secret police while flying a gadsden flag, these are actually the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet

conservatives are more angry about the coverage of the murder than the murder itself because JD and all these nazis think killing people who oppose them is good and they want to do it more without the pushback

Joe Estevez is a traitor but his acting prowess is unquestionable. He better join the Sizzler lawsuit if he wants to stay out of jail tho. Make the smart choice Joe!

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My neighbor on airplane

It's difficult to put into words exactly how much happiness these two have brought me over the years. It is an overwhelming amount of joy and happiness that is still going strong.

I’m concerned about the ingredients in Rio-Jenesis.

Pretty rare that I agree with Gregg Turkington but he’s right. The characters name is Hamlet not Hamnet. Hamnet could be a sequel to Tenet I guess but that’s got nothing to do with the Hamlet Cinematic Universe.

My HEI Points are 💯 secure while greggheads watch this 7🍿 classic while crying into their popcorn

Someone call Joey Patron.

Here's my favourite. #OnCinema #OCATC #OnCinemaAtTheCinema #TimHeads

New Heidecker is looking better than ever. I bet his organs are at least 20 years younger. #riojenesis

This popcorn classic.

Everyone on this website would be saying this to me if you were honest people.

This is the future Gregg Turkington wants for you.

reviving an old tradition that twitter killed because it pissed me off: the one hour public sale: www.oliverleach.com/gv3-series check this stuff out folks itll melt your face off. sealing forever at 8:32 PST

Everyone wanted to hear the new MUSIC from famous rockers NIN. No one even looked at the screen. Sorry @vfa-expert.bsky.social, wrong again.

By the way, you can in fact run a media business where people give you money for goods and services. 56k+ people give The Onion ~$100 and we give them a year of newspapers. This business didn’t exist last year in this way. People will pay for good shit. Now’s the time to break glass and go for it.

People on here are judging me for my words and deeds and that is not fair!

i have also ordered all agents under my purview to search their workstations for anything related to Amelia Earhart

Now I hate to show off, but as something of a cinephile myself, I'm picking up on some subtle Coens influence on the new Sterling Harjo series.

This was actually taken yesterday

Long overdue

everything about the attempt to co-opt the language of social justice to promote AI personhood makes my skin absolutely crawl that people are doing it in the current political environment, where the most basic human rights are crumbling before our eyes, is as bleak as it gets for me

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Weather Dr San is in heven or he’ll he is always protecting us! #thankyou

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"A.I." is the tool of and the prevailing aesthetic of fascists leading to a world devoid of meaning or art.

New season tomorrow! #ocatc

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You are incorrectly analyzing my video, which you didn't even bother to credit me for. That's not Dana Briggs, that's Paul Ivery, who is 26. I also filmed the arrest of Briggs.

I’m watching 501 movies in 501 days to break a world record. It’s never been done before and I’m excited to be the first to do it! Come with me on this journey. First up is: Hawk Jones. Non stop action and a tiny child detective. Five bags of popcorn. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

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I will win this easily

Is this true?

His name is Tom Cruise Heidecker Jr not Joaquin. Acosta, check your facts.

it's not oft spoken of, but the Gregg-orchestrated AMBUSH of Tim with the coward Peyton Reed was one of the "film buff"'s greatest acts of betrayal and cowardice. unbelievable.

Fantastic Four (2015, 100 minutes, 6 bags) has the perfect runtime. No Ant-Man movie has been able to achieve this hence they all receive 0 bags.

I understand wanting to indulge in the idea that Trump is somehow implicated in the Epstein files, but Trump just doesn’t strike me as someone who would ever be unfaithful to his wife