I might be solo bolo-ing this Ghost concert, and honestly, it would be a goddam relief. My husband is my life, but he in no way feels excited about this band (I feel the eye rolling as soon as I start talking about them). He would be going to support me and to enjoy the show, but that's it.

All I want for Christmas is the headline.

Why are all three elderly cats in this house acting like total ASSHOLES today?

Mulaney was ON FIRE last night, oh, I haven't laughed that much in ages. The bits about devil possession and new clothes dryers were genius. We watched New In Town and Comeback Kid again tonight. He's one of the best.

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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

he’s feeling it

Happy Crisis from our nation's capital.

Happy 53rd birthday to actor/comedian/writer Jason Mantzoukas! Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ season 1, episode 2

Should I investigate who is opening for @mulaney.bsky.social tonight or keep it a mystery? I'm kind of sick of mysteries at the moment so I might as well find out.

A very happy 79th birthday to Eugene Levy! A Mighty Wind (2003)

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Habiba Nabisubi. #NewYorkerCartoons

WHAT THE HELL.

Finn Wolfhard directed a video of George Harrison's Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) and it's lovely. You should watch it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0d_...

Off to dream of who Frater will be meeting tomorrow....

I think might ascend tbh

I'm getting nervous about dressing up for this Ritual. Part of me just wants to say fuck it and wear comfy jeans and my "who the fuck is Tobias Forge?" shirt and be done with it. I'll change my mind, I'm sure. Sort of.

A+ pantaloons

Me when it happens:

"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." J.R.R. Tolkien

I would gently suggest that, when he dies, whoever is making the arrangements has his headstone built in the shape of a urinal. And perhaps make some provision for the inevitable queue.

Still need 10 more people to fill this out

naturally one has to say “ok fuck this” about the president’s deranged post but let’s always remember to then be pivoting to the actual subject when he tries to shift the focus over onto himself, which is always what he’s doing

Rob Reiner (1947–2025)

the last 24 hours have been nightmarish in their violence, and I just am so angry this is the world we are in and god damn it

This is a wild list and it doesn't even include SEINFELD

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

So terribly sad.

Today is National Bouillabaisse Day. Seinfeld season 4, episode 16

i feel like i’m done with work for the year. unfortunately, work doesn’t feel that way back.

It's the season to wear my super furry pajamas that make me look like a sports team mascot and turn me into a giant cat according to my actual cats.

Crafty creative people, I love and appreciate you.

Lords of the Fallen II trailer music It’s A Sin cover by the band Ghost I KNOW THATS RIGHT 🙂‍↕️ 🤘🏽 #thebandghost

I don't understand how he got a SNL hosting gig, but I am in no way mad about it. They need to have more varied peeps doing it more often. Also, gonna need Ghost to be the musical guest next month or February. DO IT LORNE.

Girl Scouts at the farmers market yesterday just flashing those thin mints in our faces.

rats!

These new readers with the magnetic breakaway lenses & included neck hangie thing are going well

Crafty creative people, I love and appreciate you.

New earrings! Gonna rep Satan at the farmers market.

Every day, I pray this will be the day of that one particular piece of good news. You know, THAT piece of good news, inspiring jubilant celebration. Every close-up of hand makeup heralds hope and possibility. May that joyous day come soon.

All intentions were set on watching Wake Up Dead Man tonight but since we have stupid Disney temporarily for the Beatles Anthology, we ended up watching the first episode of Taylor's documentary and I cried so hard.

The slowest week ever is about to end, yay. Next two weeks will be busy... yay?

Ricky Gervais donating £2.43 Million to Animals. These are the lovely charities he has chosen 🐾

AI is going to kill us all, just like The Matrix, y'all know that right?

I wonder if the fall of other empires was this dumb.

Fuck you, TIME. Sincerely from my human heart.

That last episode of Stranger Things (part one I guess?) was insanely good. That damn show. It's gone so long when it comes back I don't care, but once I start watching, I'm back in baby!