If God really answered prayers, the survivors in the Epstein files would have received the justice they deserve.

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Ignorance is everywhere as unvaccinated Christians walk among us.

If God really answered prayers, the survivors in the Epstein files would have received the justice they deserve.

Jesus deserves better followers. Anyone would be an upgrade from the crowd He has now.

To be convinced that an omnipotent God would choose a psychopathic pedophile like Donald Trump to lead America is proof that Christians will believe anything.

And lo, Jesus said unto them, “You are MY followers. How can you serve a false god like Trump? Have you learned nothing from my teachings? I will go now to prepare a special place in hell for Donald and all of MAGA who worship him. I am the way, the truth, and the life… NOT that orange moron!”

Jesus deserves better followers. Anyone would be an upgrade from the crowd He has now.

In bad news, with disability education oversight being moved to the Department of Health and Human Services from the Department of Education, that means Robert F. Kennedy Jr. will have power over disability policy positions. New from me at @motherjones.com www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

To be convinced that an omnipotent God would choose a psychopathic pedophile like Donald Trump to lead America is proof that Christians will believe anything.

When the image of Christ appears on a piece of toast, that means it’s time to spread on some JESUS JELLY!

Nothing makes me want to read an intelligent book more than when Christians try to ban it.

The thief next to Jesus on the cross said, “I hope somebody remembers to feed my cat.”

A brother and sister in Ontario aim to raise awareness about aging with Down syndrome. #family #downsyndrome #aging www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

If God is omnipotent, why does He always need money to keep the church doors open? You would think that the Almighty could learn to live on a budget. After all, with just one kid, He doesn’t have a lot of mouths to feed.

“God works in mysterious ways.” What pissed-off Christians say when they don’t get what they want.

If you are a “person of faith” who refuses to accept that medical science will help your children live a long and healthy life, you are an unfit parent because you are putting their lives at risk by choosing religious superstition over critical thinking.

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LITTLE KNOWN BIBLE FACT: There were three substitute apostles named Norbert, Deshawn, and Fred.

The best thing about funerals is sitting in a church and not hearing about sin.

Nothing makes me want to read an intelligent book more than when Christians try to ban it.

Futuristic interior of Shenzhen Library, China.

According to evangelicals, God loves you! As long as you are an unvaccinated, white, heterosexual who loves guns, hates gays, and doesn’t trust science.

A strict religious upbringing is an abusive attempt by ignorant adults to brainwash an innocent child into believing they are wicked and sinful. The damage it causes can last a lifetime.

Do cannibals say grace?

@chronically.char

As Jesus fed the multitudes with five loaves and two fish, a complaint could be heard sweeping through the crowd. “Some miracle. There’s NO tartar sauce!”

Divine miracles would be more entertaining if they could be ordered on pay-per-view and watched on a 75” TV with surround sound, while knocking back a couple of cold beers.

Christians frequently pray for divine healing, but I’ve noticed they never bother to ask God to restore a missing limb. Not an arm, or a hand, or a leg, or a foot. Not so much as a missing diabetic toe. I guess that would require TOO MUCH faith.

A law professor told me on background that depending on jurisdiction, witholding medicine may not count as as disability discrimination. I'm still having trouble wrapping my brain around that when I see stories like this.

God is love. And if you don’t believe that, his followers will hate you.

Today I heard the voice of Almighty God. Surprisingly, He has a slight lisp.

And Jesus said unto Trump, “Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offense unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men… and not only that, my dad thinks you’re a dipshit.”

When the image of Christ appears on a piece of toast, that means it’s time to spread on some JESUS JELLY!