So, we’ve got Musk creating scads of CSAM without fear of repercussions and we’ve got the dumbest dictator in history calling all the shots for the entire planet now. Aint life grand?

What a terrible time to have insomnia. I swear that rotted pumpkin thrives on misery. It’s like hate, suffering, and chaos feed his shit-encrusted soul.

"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"

Chaos, but the good kind, on mum's desk

This is a thread of major media outlets falsely anthropomorphising the "Grok" chatbot program and in doing so, actively and directly removing responsibility and accountability from individual people working at X who created a child pornography generator (Elon Musk, Nikita Bier etc) #1: Reuters

The sonic booms from space x always startle the ever loving hell out of me. Elon can fuck off

I swear to Jeebus, when I was a kid McDonalds was actually good.

I’m already following the law!

Everyone knows how hard it is to evict squatters in LA

Well….So long and thanks for all the fish, I guess.

Cheers to 2026! May your days be filled with joy, your dreams feel closer than ever, and your heart stay light. Thank you for being such an amazing friends...life is better with you in it. Happy New Year dear friends Bluesky !💞🎄🎁🎉🕊🍒💋

Surprised the didn’t light up a giant fucking QR code on it so it could be monetized

Shockingly, and against all odds, it looks like we survived 2025. (Fingers crossed - still a few hours to go) Here’s to appreciating any small rays of sunshine, positive human interactions, and cuddles from pets to all of you for 2026.

Fucking Schumer. Great plan to cave on the shutdown, shitheel. I bet his contributions from healthcare companies are maxed out.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has stated that the 1918 flu pandemic was caused by a lab virus from vaccine research, a defective influenza vaccine. Let’s analyze what a lie this is. First, in 1918, 107 years ago, virology was in its infancy

This fault near Susanville doing the absolute most to get Lassen County some publicity.

Explain your user name and password. Please include your favorite pets name and the make and model of your first car.

damn that baby looks cool as hell

Election grab

Sometimes I like to fantasize about his obituary.

Brilliant. 10/10. No notes

Stand against authoritarianism. Speak truth to power. Always.

If you can’t laugh at your own children, why have them in the first place?

Single Man Sits On Own Hand Before Dialing 911 So It Feels Like Someone Else Cares https://theonion.com/single-man-sits-on-own-hand-before-dialing-911-so-it-feels-like-someone-else-cares/

pro tips for surviving trump presidency 2: * don't read the news * have you ever made donuts at home? theyre delicious * dig several 6ft deep trenches * Get one of those Ice cream makers where its a ball you roll around * ive hidden a 9mm pistol in a trapdoor behind your family portrait get it and

I can see clearly how, the rain is gone

If you don’t have a favorite cryptid we can’t be friends

SEASON'S GREASONS

Boxing day is when we jump in a big box and get shipped to our preferred destinations. Don't forget the airholes and snacks this time.

Crazy his arm isn’t broken from patting himself on the back. So, evil drug companies are charging exorbitant amounts for life saving therapies and your slightly less evil company is still turning a profit. Don’t forget. He has more money than he can spend in several lifetimes. He’s no hero.

Because on Christmas, we tell the truth

Wishing you all a very merry Xmas with family, friends, pets, a good book, or whatever brings you happiness.

While he was posting this I was eating whipped cream off of his wife in the walk in

What is the chemical in homemade Chex mix that makes it so addictive?

Auroral substorm in Fairbanks, Alaska

It's an absolute fucking disgrace that this bitch heads a teachers' union.

the secret sauce of the universe

Bari Weiss did what Bari Weiss was always going to do in that job, whitewash neo-nazis crimes, because Bari Weiss is a neo-nazi who wouldn't even have a job if billionaire neo-nazis who bankrolled her didn't find her loathsome pseud dissembling conducive to neo-nazism.

THE CANCELLED 60 MINUTES SEGMENT DOWNLOAD BEFORE APPLE INTERFERES

This has been made available, so for purposes of commenting on Bari Weiss's decision to spike the story, here's a live-post of that segment. It begins with a "you may recall" summary of the deportation to el Salvador. Describes the admin's claim that it could deport the men without due process

I have a blog now and i would be ever so grateful if you checked it out Ameliadraws.art

Perhaps it would be better if we knew a little bit less about one another…

a hallmark movie where a high powered lawyer goes back to her home town for Christmas and meets a shitposter down on his luck but he teaches her about whimsy and they make sweet love and they start a bakery creating cakes with cute shitposts on them

Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.

He looks like one side of his brain is having an argument with the other side…and neither are winning