Please stop arresting children, especially ones roughly the size and shape of my child in similar clothing and backpacks What the fuck is wrong with you

Just want to pause for a second and remember that the drug using sext trafficking kiddie diddler was Trump's first choice for attorney general

He is five years old. He has the same name as my now-adult son. They used him as bait for his father—who does not have a deportation order. His family did not know where he was for nearly 24 hours. He is five. Years. Old. He probably says “I’m this many years old.” He has a cute hat.

Those little paws dangling on the ends of the strings? You squeeze those to make the ears flap. I know this because my kid has the same hat. She loves making those ears flap. I bet this kid does, too.

it took me two minutes to paste a copied address into an email on my phone yesterday because the stupid AI prompt kept getting in the way. active degradation of the user experience is becoming a Google norm

More or less my sentiments.

He does this every time, it’s just how nature works

Oh my god this is insane

I feel so bad for anyone who finds out it happened while in a place where they need to exercise decorum, caution or restraint. I'll tell you right now that if anything happens to me and then you get an alert during my funeral, you interrupt the rabbi right away. Brighten everyone's day.

He’s our own Puxsutawney Ted, predicting ice and a possible grid collapse.

For over a year now the CD thats been playing in my car has been Pope Francis' prog rock CD and I've so brainwormed my friends with it that not only have I had to make them a remix of one of the songs for them to use as an alarm, but they're now all speculating on what Pope Leo will do for his album

I really think there are some people who don't take seriously that the conditions in the United States are genocidal in expanding ways at an accelerating pace

antics is a passion project at the moment that i can't live off of, so i'm still looking for work after getting laid off from paste. if you're an editor hiring part-time writers, looking for columnists, or just want to work with me in any capacity, get in touch!

I despise him and everything he does and stands for and I think he’s a horrible person and should face justice in a court of law and at what point do we call it elder abuse to have not invoked the 25th. it’s cruel to the world but also to him

school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history

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The most popular sled at today’s Art Sledding event in Minneapolis.

That there’s not a massive, credible, instant, bipartisan impeachment/25th Amendment move over these senseless and destructive Greenland threats is a sign of how broken our politics are — and especially how broken the Republican Party is.

who would have thought a hostilely occupied population would give the regime that openly hates them and disrespects their right to self-rule at every corner such a hard time

I need all yall that dont speak spanish to learn a few words, real quick. pls RT "La Migra" - common slang for ICE "La Patrulla" - "The Patrol" "No digas nada" - "Say nothing." ¿Cómo te llamas? - "Whats your name?" "¿Quién quieres que llame?" - "Who do you want me to call?" Escondense - Hide

“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever “GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration

Apparently things are already going in the direction I feared.

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm.

I genuinely don't understood how America took the emoluments clause -- the common-sense bar on a president using his powers to line his own pockets, a law children can understand -- and just said, nah, that doesn't apply for our Very Special Boy.

This is amazing. The women talking at 36 mins and especially 42 mins! I knew nothign about slave catchers, but it really is ICE and it really is homegrown and foundational for the USA.

I had been planning on going camping this weekend, but I had a mini-breakdown this afternoon given the current state of the world, and the fact that I had a sobbing chat with my old-school boiler repairman who just got out of FOUR MONTHS in ICE custody. I've been so worried about him.

BREAKING — Mayor of Lewiston, Maine posts on FB that ICE is coming to the city imminently. This confirms my reporting the agency is planning a surge in the city and state generally. Lewiston is home to a large Somali-American population, which made up 4.6% of the population as of the 2020 census.

One of the most hilarious unintended side effects of the administration’s lies about “organized groups” is that the people I know who aren’t quite as plugged in are all like “wait, there are organized people out there! Awesome! Where do I join?”

The American people want the Epstein Files, not Greenland.

It's time for all those 2A ppl to stand up and fight the tyranny they always claimed to hate.

I was telling one of my kids that it was physically impossible for an ad to play between songs on any of the records I own, and they asked "and you only have to pay for it once?" and you could see how strange that seemed. You cannot overstate how many basic rules of media consumption have changed.

I always request the old-school manuel TSA check. It takes maybe an extra 5 seconds.

Worth adding that u can decline having your photo taken by TSA in the security line and show ID instead. You just have to tell the agent. It might be a drop in the bucket but it’s something.

It’s been reported locally, but I’m not sure how much national notice this has gotten. As part of this invasion by shithead goons, they are putting ICE agents in jetbridges and other parts of the airport at Minneapolis-Saint Paul. If you are flying Delta via MSP, you are putting yourself at risk.

At one point today, there were 283 Minnesota attorneys doing a training on how to file emergency habeas petitions to keep our neighbors from being shipped out of state and held indefinitely. That would be the second largest law firm in the state. And that training was just put together this week.

Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...

published this and was then immediately without internet for 3+ hours to share it so please read 🙏

In other words, the Pearl now has a date with the dog trainer AND some overdue filing has happened.

I regret to inform you that my plan of making January more horrible by doing one thing I’ve been dreading/putting off every single day seems to be yielding generally positive results.

My mother’s 2014 #Ford Fusion has had Soooooooo many recalls i sometimes wonder if they shouldn’t just replace the whole car.

joe rogan is a very dumb guy, that very dumb guys are realizing that ICE is evil is good.

Abolish ice is about to become a centrist position

why did so many millennials read so many newspaper comics? easily 60 percent of my reading diet in elementary/middle school was collected editions of calvin and hobbes, farside, dilbert, peanuts, doonesbury (!), foxtrot (?!?) and i know im not alone. historically unique phenomenon

THIS!

Man, if I stumble into making tens of millions of dollars I hope I have the good sense to shut the fuck up and build a bunch of libraries and fund food banks so when I check out peoples first response isn’t “So, that asshole’s done.” The bar. It is SO LOW.

A reminder that my strip took over Dilberts vacant spot in the Washington Post after they dropped his ass. 😎 www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...

To prevent WWIII, will someone please release the Epstein files?

Every so often I forget how wild and improbable my backstory is---but I had a moment to remind myself tonight, when explaining to a gentleman caller that one of my ancestors haunts what will be North Carolina's newest state park (not yet open.)

babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel

A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants. But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.