I couldn’t BELIEVE Gary set him up for this after they had an out when the last inning ended

Lmao the Royals

SOTO

More like NOnaldo amirite

STOP THE COUNT

I’m gonna need the Mets to stop playing on national TV

I’m on vacation this week from work AND THE METS

Lindor!!!! We are SO back (I reserve the right to revert to “it’s over” if the Mets lose)

This just reminded me that Tommy Pham played for the Mets this same year we’re living right now

There is so much that’s wrong with these people but one of those things is that they’re simply not funny no matter how hard they try

I understand the Mets absolutely had to fire Carlos Mendoza but now that they did I just feel sad about it.

The Mets play the Phillies next lol

Tear it down

More like out prevention am I right

The Mets are so good at getting a lead off double and not scoring. Just elite at it

What we saw yesterday was people putting their support behind candidates who actually understand what the stakes of the moment are and I will absolutely not hear from anybody who is gonna waste oxygen fear mongering as if these primary results were anything other than a reason for hope

I don’t know, man

The silly little ritual of Supreme Court opinion days is a perfect illustration of the justices’ self-absorption. “We’re gonna decide cases but it’s a SURPRISE which ones, so just keep refreshing this browser tab to find out who still has civil rights!” Profoundly stupid institution. I loathe it.

Pack the court

I’ll see you in hell Wordle Bot

Forget this team man, I’m done (I’m not done)

Said this already but watching Freddy Peralta pitch is a bad time. I don’t enjoy it!

Three day weekends that start on a Friday: two Fridays 👍🏼 Three day weekends that end on a Monday: two Sundays 👎🏼 No I will not elaborate

This card is a psy-op by the board game people to send children into a tailspin right? Neither of those images are on here! I’ve been staring at this for hours, please send help

Came home to a 2-0 lead which was nice while it lasted

Still thinking about that “when New Yorkers hear they have a 0.4% chance” line from Mamdani’s speech. Chills

Already thinking of all the guys he can remember when he does this for the Mets

There’s a like 400% chance that Bichette opts out right

Senga is beyond cooked

Seeing Kodai Senga on the mound tonight is going to be a jump scare

Can we stop giving up runs in the first inning or nah

Watching Freddy Peralta pitch 🫩

Last night’s party can only possibly be topped whenever It Happens right

Let’s go Mets

Happy birthday Knicks fans, it’s your big day

That was only like 12 seconds of James Dolan and it was still too many

Mr Mayor Mamdani TIA for also bringing the World Series championship back to Queens sir

NYC going to party like there’s no tomorrow and it is well-deserved

The result of these Finals has no bearing on my emotional state whatsoever; it’s simply delightful to sit back and think “this is tremendous content”

We here let’s gooooo

Spencer Strider seems like a good dude and I hope the Mets score 10 off him

This is just deeply, utterly embarrassing

Ah jeez I haven’t even gotten to put the game on yet, can we please not be losing 45 seconds after it starts?

Wishing I was a Knicks fan so I don’t have to waste my time stewing about literally David Peterson

I’m going to speak my truth: I don’t particularly enjoy watching Freddy Peralta pitch.

Been saying it since the beginning: Player We’re Gonna Forget Was Ever Here

Staying up to watch the end of two (2) consecutive west coast games is a young person’s game so as someone who just watched the game story: you’re trying to tell me with a straight face that they let Mark “Flails at Pitches in the Dirt” Vientos take the last AB against Miller? Unserious team

The statement: “I’m a hateful loser”

I didn’t know Luis Torrens could do that

I haven’t crunched the numbers but I would estimate that the Mets get strikes called against them on checked swings 417% of the time