It’s time.

I would simply perish from the stress of losing a playoff game by one (1) run. Alas, it’s not my problem!

It takes a true leader to bring everyone who reports to you together in a big room and make bare your deepest insecurities by projecting them directly onto those folks loudly and incoherently. It takes an even bigger leader to plead with those same people that they applaud. We’re in good hands.

My youngest has developed a love for Lego which is really cool and great, and I’ve discovered the pain of stepping on Legos which is MUCH less so

There’s a lot of time for this but: - McNeil bench player moving forward - Baty everyday IF - Pay Pete - Pay Diaz - Give Williams a real chance to win CF job, Taylor as 4th OF - Bye Vientos - Uh, a lot of other things

Remember that I said IF the Mets win 2/3

This sucks, man

This is unbearable

The Mets and Reds both losing would absolutely be the most gut-wrenching outcome

OK I am in front of a TV for game 162 and I feel ill!

I’m going to stick with my original take about this weekend until I’m proven wrong: the Mets get in if they win 2/3 because the Reds aren’t sweeping. Let’s see what happens.

/looks up the Reds-Brewers score Ah, well! Nevertheless

Someone put Brett Baty in the longing Wolverine theme because I’m too lazy to do it myself

Can’t be in front of a TV for either of these last two regular season games so I’d really like the Mets to please make it to the playoffs so last night’s embarrassment isn’t my last memory of this 2025 team, TIA

Things just got a whole lot scarier than they were even a couple of hours ago, and that’s saying something

Playing Torrens in place of Alvarez when the latter has been playing out of his mind and there are only four games left and on a day the Reds won is going to turn me into the Joker

This aged pretty poorly, it turns out

Engaged in real sicko behavior (Mets-Cubs on the TV, Reds-Pirates on my phone, sweating profusely)

the freakiest diorama at the NYC Natural History museum IS REAL

Leave a voicemail if it’s important and I’ll get back to you. Simple! Easy!

Perhaps the Mets DO want it (ask me again tomorrow)

BRANDON NIMMO I AM LEVITATING

The Diamondbacks are gonna f around and get in ahead of the Reds and Mets and you know what? Bully for them

The Mets don’t want it

I think we can stop pretending David Peterson is a good starting pitcher

Whatever I just saw happen in centerfield is maybe the craziest play I’ve ever witnessed and also the surest sign yet that this may just not go the Mets’ way

I’m an unhealthy amount of nervous for today’s Mets game

TOAD WILL NOW WALK ON A HIGH WIRE, AND HE WILL NOT FALL DOWN.

Happy new Wednesday album release day to all who celebrate

Hell yeah, and also I still think about the Leftovers series finale at least once a week

Things feel really really bad and no this is not a post about the Mets

Juan Soto switching to braids is all this Mets team needed to unlock the lineup’s full potential

Pete.

This Mets alumni game is a remarkable exercise in remembering some guys

I feel really, really bad for Jonah Tong

The Mets partnering with OpenAI is still only the second most embarrassing thing a NY baseball team has done this week. Impressive

Why are the Mets

The Mets certainly are in danger

Imagine if the Mets had David Robertson instead of Ryan Helsley 🫠

Guy is generational bad for two years. Barely plays 1st season, gets coach and GM fired 2nd season, then acts like they've wronged him. Will be in the Senate in 10 years

I got to enjoy the Jets sacking Rodgers on his first play for exactly 3 minutes

My beautiful Jets will almost certainly win no more than 6 games but I won’t actively hate watching their quarterback this year!!!!

Can’t we just do with the 4th inning what buildings do with the 13th floor? Just call it the 5th inning and play to 10. Should solve a lot of the Mets’ problems

The Mets completely retooling their starting rotation using homegrown guys in the middle of a pennant race has me wanting to run through a brick wall

Look, I know this is the way it works now, but if you’re making a movie you should be able to decide how to make it according to the vision of the folks brought in to write and direct the thing and not for fear of pissing off a subreddit

Folks……. Alien: Earth has the juice

I’d sign up for taking two of three from the Tigers in Detroit anytime But Ryan Helsley looks extremely busted right now

We got to witness perhaps the most incredible, miraculous medical science achievement of our lifetimes, and the most willfully stupid, selfish among us all decided to say “nah” to it and are instead eroding widespread trust in the field entirely. A complete societal failure in progress.

We’ll always have this

I need you all to understand that I don’t LIKE thinking so much about underwhelming 2000s Mets infielders. You think I want to be this way?