Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Does whatever a pizza can

A truly A+++ bumper sticker.

My family had the first Apple IIGS in Phoenix, Arizona.

I don’t mean to be nosy, but what the fuck??

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946. In 2007, the US president was born in 1946. In 2017, the US president was born in 1946. And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

The petard joke tho

Don’t put ants in your ears Or bees in your anus Lick a porcupine once You’ll find out what pain is And there’s just one last thing One final reminder

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

It’s really difficult explaining we’re not all horrible people when we live in a society that encourages betting in respect to loss of human life. 😔

There’s no such thing as congress that’s just a story they tell reporters

this is obviously an extreme one but man I can't even count the number of times I've woken up to some horrific breaking news this year

anyway, here's wonderwall

The promise of OpenAI and Grok being used in war is that no human can be held accountable for the war crimes it commits, all the way up to where it sits on the chain of command. The total abdication of any kind of accountability, any kind of "am I following an unjust order" moral hesitation, etc.

where was this chemistry in WUTHERING HEIGHTS

This is extremely dangerous for those who use wish lists for organization & mutual aid. Please share far & wide.

doesn't take much when you get enough #art

Sometimes you’ll see toilet paper that’s like 8X Stronger! and why? what is going on in there what are you doing are you sewing it into a jacket

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

Reg-gie Din-kins <clap> <clap> <clapclapclap>

Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

😭 …coming out of my cage 😭 and I’ve 😭 been 😭 doing 😭 just 😭😭😭 …fine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don’t know. I can imagine quite a bit.

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

It should be spelled CiA because I spy with my little i.

Gen Z heart technology is reaching unprecedented levels

Three real tough guys. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

The world is a horror show, but at least the men's gold medal winner in figure skating performed in a giant panda costume.

If I was in charge, I'd make a rule that after all the Olympic events are done, they randomly reassign all athletes to different sports and then re-run the whole thing

"If you seized all Elon's wealth it'd only be like $2,000 per American." Do you know what a $2,000 'Fuck Elon' stimulus check would do for people and the country economically, emotionally and morally?

It me

the baby has RSV and they told me to isolate her so I’m going to get her a hotel room and drop her off

I’m sure it’s fine

perennial reminder that this typographic thing: * * * is called a "dinkus" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinkus

[toni braxton voice] unnnclench your jawwwww

So Bree hinted at this story a few days ago, but I want to circle back now that I have permission to share it. WHISTLES OUT: A WHISTLE CREW MYSTERY

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

Years ago in Aussie a mall was using that high pitched sound only young people can hear, to drive loitering youth away; kids sampled it, used it as notification sound so they could message each other in class and the teacher couldn't hear

i hope this serves as a nail in the coffin for those stupid “trust the audience score, tomameter is useless” arguments

Remember when she visited the queen, who then immediately died

Roses are red Vice is inherent

one day, my coworker called me at 10AM asking if i could pick him up from the hospital after a kidney stone and i was like “lmao oh boy you really don’t have anyone else to call do you” and that was also the day my odometer rolled over to BOOBS KM so anyway this is our 10th valentine’s day together

I mean, good but also lol

Happy Valentine’s Day. Love always wins 🤍 sl1nk.com/4gY2X

I work at an indie bookstore and there’s a guy who orders hundreds dollars of books at a time because he’s worried that books will be abolished and he doesn’t want knowledge to be lost.

What a great photo of Brazilian alpine skier Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, the first South American to ever win a medal at the Winter Olympic Games.

certain types of liberals during the hunger games: well why don't you just move to a better district!?