Happy Miss Congeniality Day to all who celebrate!

Vaccines were once so uncontroversial that McDonald’s restaurants put the childhood immunization schedule on their tray liners. Now, as the U.S. government sows doubt, preventable diseases could come roaring back.

Taemin and Baekhyun are gonna be in the same company again?? This is how SuperM resurrects.

translucent tech!!? in 2026?? we are so BACK

Nothing like massive gas pain right before bed

omg this is so goooooood! The Wishies have done it again youtu.be/1o5O2YvV3HU?...

the state has to pay a fine to the owners of those private prisons if they don‘t meet their required population

My first day went really well. It seems like a great place to be as of now. I start training tomorrow.

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I keep thinking Kier Starmer is the name of the the evil company family on Severence

First day!

If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?

What if we give it wheels and a place for me to sit?

Idk who did this comic but it's hilarious

Whatever you do,

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

Willing to bet this is more of “a we gave up trying to goad four different people into committing terror attacks” situation

“Please please please don’t fire me, Mr. Trump sir!”

Good morning taemin

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

I don’t know who Ella Langley is but I’m so fucking tired of hearing her voice in commercials.

There’s a part in Ready or Not 2 where Sarah Michelle Gellar’s character is on top of the main character and stabs her with a big metal stake and I full on Leo pointed.

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happy cake of the week

you have been awarded one awoo

Would really love it if I could find the photocards I somehow lost when I moved.

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Inject this directly into my veins omg this is the most important video you’ve ever made.

…what

"Rock Solid" by Taeyong, Anderson .Paak, out now.

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Got my email for orientation on Monday. Now I’m getting nervous 😖

Sanomaru, the mascot of Sano City, is a samurai puppy with a ramen bowl on his head and potato skewer swords.

She also told people to buy NFTs iirc so it’s a hard pass from me

I feel like this is such a classic scenario on this country. everyone thinks they’re perfect and special and that things won’t happen to them and when those things do happen it’s never a moment of “oh this thing is bad because it hurts people” but always “no only *they* should be”

LEE TAEYONG I’M UP MY SILLY LITTLE GUY IS BACK youtu.be/FX5YsDRRwiw?...

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mommmmmmmmm @matrixman124.hellthread.vet won’t stop saying “skeet” and now I have Get Low by Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz stuck in my head

I gather from your comments there are a couple of other things you don't know, Marjorie. For example, you probably didn't know that Suzanne was the only contestant in Georgia pageant history to sweep every category except congeniality, and that is not something the women in my family aspire to

TurboTax and H&R Block spent $7 million lobbying the Trump administration to kill Direct File. Both companies donated to Trump's 2024 campaign and inauguration committees.

Hold on IS THAT BM FRIM KARD???????????

I can’t believe Bluesky was down basically all day and I can’t express myself to anyone about Charles Melton’s mustache in season 2 of Beef

The media was reporting against Trump during WW2?

a powerful reminder of the grotesqueness of man's sinful nature, thank u sonic

Get his ass, Booter 🗣️

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