So excited to join the AWS team! Just pushed my first code update!

my dearest hope is the AWS blackout got caused by someone vibe coding

WHAT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

“So while our art cannot, as we wish it could, save us from wars, privation, envy, greed, old age, or death, it can revitalize us amidst it all.” - Ray Bradbury

When I was researching my book Ghosts, Monsters, and Demons of India, I learned of a 1000-year-old myth about Roman tech being used to build killer robots to guard the Buddha's remains in Pataliputra, and a Hungarian folklorist read my book & got excited about it, & she managed to dig up a🧵(1/3)

Reminder that August is international procrastination awareness month.

This was always the funniest conspiracy theory to me — that there are MRI machine-like devices that can cure all known illnesses in seconds, but the government has been hiding them — and Trump just posted an AI generated video of himself announcing they're real. We're cooked!

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

sure feels like we're getting near the end of the opening montage now

every creative, attention grabbing thing this campaign does is the answer to “WHAT DO YOU WANT THEM TO DO HUH?” questions

there should be a 1 on 1 coaching service where an upbeat guy 20 years younger than you with all the free time in the world teaches you how to play paradox games in the 45 minutes you can justify spending on them as an adult

Burlington Odd Fellows Reclaims Its Role as a Community Hub | Culture | Seven Days | Vermont's Independent Voice share.google/GvDTflfg3yi6...

The Great and Terrible One Liv Rainey-Smith Woodcut artist proof tinted with natural mineral and handmade watercolors. The beast is with tinted with several colors of mica for a glistening effect. Plus the natural blue apatite water will fluoresce under blacklight. Gilded with 12 & 24k gold.

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use development is illegal to build these days.

Let’s unbox and dive into #Zephyr, an anarchist fantasy #TTRPG, by Federico Sohns (@araukana.bsky.social)! 🧵⤵️

Odd Fest was an incredible success. We raised money for the North End Food Pantry and met plenty of neighbors. Thanks for supporting local live music at our lodge. Keep up with our events here: www.burlingtonoddfellows.com/events #vt #btv #vtpoli

Ancient-DNA analysis in Science of the long-running dispute over whether the 11,000-yr-old Anatolian culture of Çatalhöyük--the world's oldest known urban society--was "matriarchal" suggests it was "female-centered" w/ evidence of higher status for women than in many other early human cultures.

Owning a home comes with many hidden costs. In addition to the regular expense of a mortgage, taxes, and utilities, you will also need to spend $20 at the hardware store every single day for the rest of your life

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

In a world with universal basic income people could join in with so much more cool archaeology

if dems want messaging help, stop telling people you're "fighting back." it sounds like you're being mugged. call off the podcaster search, take your ridiculous money pile and try opening some food banks and free clinics. hurricanes are coming and the feds have no plan. looks like an opening to me.

aphids have tormented my poor zucchini plant but it is rising above the haters to proudly hang dong 🌱

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

This @bransonreese.bsky.social four panel is never completely out of my head.

Giant Bomb lives! Fandom has sold the site to us and it is now fully independent and employee-owned. We'll see you all on Tuesday for the Giant Bombcast. For more info right now, head over to www.giantbomb.com/join

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

Ok y’all—buckle up for another student book project thread! Yesterday I shared projects from my graduate iSchool course Today I’m sharing from my English course "Building a Better Book"—mostly undergrad but a few grad students I don’t usually teach both courses concurrently but this term I did

jesus christ

Me, 4 hours ago: Oh jeez I forgot Canada's elections were tonight Me, 10 minutes ago: *Long cigarette drag* Well you see the history of Polliviere's riding means that with 115 of the 266 polls reporting and Fanjoy up by nearly 7% it's a statistical unlikelihood for a comeback

🧵 This ethereal beauty image, taken by JWST's Mid-Infrared Instrument (MIRI), showcases NGC 346, a young open star cluster with the associated nebula located some 200,000 ly away in the nearby Small Magellanic Cloud (SMC). ➡️ esa.int/ESA_Multimed... 🔭 🧪 #extragalactic #stellarastro #Webb #JWST

Fan theories about who the next Pope will be have already begun appearing all over social media.

Popes are chosen by God, making them the ultimate Dei hire

90% of parenting is yelling I’M IN THE BATHROOM

Peter Ustinov in the film "Topkapi" - BOTD

Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison theonion.com/judge-g...

You gotta hand it to him, the man knows how to break the back of The Imperial Hegemon and free the globe from the tyranny of foreign capital.

My personal financial strategy of betting all my money on the bobtail nag continues to pay dividends.

you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

Old school anti-WTO lefties this past week

why would i get a job at the american nintendo factory when i already have perfectly good job as a paid protestor

ChatGPT ass presidency

2021. Some illustrations made for an unpublished Troika zine. Texts by M.A. Guax and Lucas Rolim.