The scariest thing about Greenwich Village is the rents

Morning walk

I dislike the whole “and you’re SURPRISED?!” bullshit whenever anyone expresses alarm at a news event because the people posting it act like they’re wise sages for democracy but are basically doing the work of evil people because there’s nothing evil people want more than for evil to become routine

Highly normal. Nothing to see here, folks.

From the Dumb Runner Comics Vault:

repeating the phrase "full books" as I slam my head against my desk until I pass out

Frog hid behind the rock. He say the thing coming. It was big and brown. It was covered with sticks and leaves. It had two horns.

Already we are boldly launched upon the deep; but soon we shall be lost in its unshored, harbourless immensities.

Over a dozen former Fed chairs, treasury secretaries and presidential economic advisors have signed an amicus brief warning the Supreme Court not to let Trump fire Lisa Cook. But X user @endthefed1488 says it’s fine. For busy originalist judges, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

In a genuine WOW moment, this administration publicly acknowledges (perhaps for the first time) that an ICE officer violated procedure and will be taken off duty and subject to an investigation. This is a step in the right direction — I just wish it wasn't only because of such an awful viral video.

#FridayMotivation #runchat

"experts say" www.cnn.com/2025/08/11/b...

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

Toad stood on his head for a long time.

"It's gauche and uncivil to accurately describe me" is a core view of today's fascists

Against all odds, looks like we’re announcing this tomorrow morning. (No, it’s not Infowars… yet?)

Hello! Today, a driver hit me on my bike. Broad daylight. I was in a bike lane. Had the right of way. Etc. If you drive a car or truck, please read this.

I haven't had time to read up on the latest shooting, but I'm going to post my incredibly radical position that a shooting is bad no matter who did it and no matter who was shot. Stop trying to crack the code of a shooter's motives and focus on the one thing they all have in common -- the guns.

not a single fuck was given, not a single apology made

Another Dumb Runner EXCLUSIVE:

Drill baby drill.

The greatest innovation billionaires have come up with is they found a way to have billions of dollars and still be miserable and angry all the time

"UN intentionally" > "unintentionally"

Isaac Newton struggled to pronounce the word “gravity” at the press conference where he announced his discovery, but no one ever doubted HIS brilliance. Man, some people just have totally succumbed to TDS.

Does Tylenol cause childhood autism? We asked an elderly man dressed as Uncle Sam who drove 2100 miles to attend the Charlie Kirk memorial stadium event.

It’s like the Kardashians hooked up with the Squid Game, gave birth to a Sopranos reboot and we’re supposed to pretend it’s the West Wing.

Another very good column by @sulliview.bsky.social margaretsullivan.substack.com/p/legacy-med...

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met https://theonion.com/cat-internally-debates-whether-or-not-to-rip-head-off-s-1819579289/

Conservatives love to darkly say stuff like “you aren’t prepared for what’s next, we’re not going to be moderate anymore, you have no idea what you’ve unleashed” and then cry like babies when you call them fascists

Where lies the final harbor, whence we unmoor no more?

Can't believe I forgot to share this LAST week...

Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?” “Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.