This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me. theonion.com/illinois-bec...

HEY LADY! YOU CALL HIM DR JESUS!

A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...

Exactly 💯

From the Dumb Runner Comics Vault:

And that’s how FEMA leadership will learn that CNMI is part of the United States, which will be surprising news to Administrator [squinting at org chart] Vacant.

Unbelievable stuff from the Washington Post on behalf of Jeff Bezos today.

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Q: Let’s start with the basics. Should this person be worried that she’s peeing “blood” after every run? A: Nah, it’s probably fine. Q: Really? A: Oh my God, no! Good grief, has everyone gone crazy?

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Someone just told me that The Princess Bride is "overrated" and long story short it's perfectly acceptable to remove toxic people from your life.

Leaked video from the yesterday’s mar-a-lago election night watch party ..

The same week the NYTimes was devoting its significant resources to producing this ridiculous piece about Lauren Sanchez Bezos's call for rich people to not worry and be happy, Ryan Hass, an independent journalist in Oregon, was investigating this horrifying story about a death in an Amazon plant.

I’m an atheist but am still pretty confident that if Jesus was here, he’d tell Trump to fuck all the way off with that shit.

ME: I need to insert a footnote MICROSOFT WORD: *spitting blood* fuck you, fuck your mother and fuck your footnote

Another Dumb Runner EXCLUSIVE:

The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world.

Trump is running an interesting experiment in how many self-identified Christian Americans have actual religious commitments and how many are just into it because it provides a means for the socially defensible expression of bigotry bsky.app/profile/bria...

Good.

Under this new Mamdani administration but DSNY seems to be a lot more aggressive about giving out parking tickets

The American president counts Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-Un as his friends while denouncing the Pope.

Is the Popa a Catholic? In this Ohio diner, they aren’t so sure.

So glad to see someone so beautifully articulate what I think about almost every day….

The long-term solution to the fossil fuel crisis is *not* more fossil fuels.

Don't want negative attention for selling slop? Don't sell slop.

This must hit so hard if you’re incredibly stupid.

The European Union is tightening the regulatory backdoor through which US automakers have been quietly importing around 7k large SUVs and pickup trucks/year. “The revised rules, expected to launch in 2027, are designed to close loopholes that Brussels says allow unsafe vehicles onto European roads.”

Babies too young to be vaccinated are among the most vulnerable in a measles outbreak and depend entirely on herd immunity, where at least 95% of a community must be vaccinated to prevent measles outbreaks. https://to.pbs.org/4dI3Om3

OK, now do bribes.

From the Dumb Runner Comics Vault:

American Christians when they talk about the Pope

Our cyclist doctor client was hit by a left turning driver who failed to yield. They suffered a broken wrist/PTSD. The driver was charged w Carless Driving. W no notice to the victim, the charge was dropped. The prosecutor said there was no reasonable prospect of conviction...on a left turn case.

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America's gun psychopathy continues: *119* mass shootings so far in 2026. 💔😡💔 #GunsDontMakeUsSafer The latest, with 1 person killed and "mulitiple" injured, in Austin, Texas: cbsaustin.com/news/local/p...

The White House is now Temu Versailles.

Science is good. We should fund it.

"it’s hard to find a good reason why cities shouldn’t charge a higher price — that is to say, a fair price — for the road space rented as parking for pickups" - @albertkoehl.bsky.social #onpoli #biketo www.torontotoday.ca/local/opinio...