lol

Every Democrat in Congress should put out a video saying troops have an obligation to refuse unlawful orders. Make them prosecute all of you. This isn't a close call. I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.

I often feel like the best thing I can do for most people is not make them see me naked.

How dare my body catch up with months of stress and depression, I get to say when I break down

Play your part

One of my good friends who lives in Houston used to joke "Houston is an hour away from Houston" Didn't understand what he meant until I went down there to visit him, and my goodness he wasn't kidding

It is kind of funny that Houston a vertical bean while being spread out horizontally, it’s like the opposite of Chicago in layout.

Nope, this time it's a roundabout because people can't navigate them here and complained to the city. Great use of funds, thanks again to Whitmire for making Houston streets less safe day by day www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...

I'd always dreamed of being a trustafarian. Nailed the weird, annoying pothead part, now waiting on some unknown distant relative to leave me a small fortune. Fingers crossed

I need this kind of friendship

please post faster i’m bored

An interesting question to ask yourself is “if a bunch of my friends were rapists, would I know?”

tired: carcinogens wired: carcinization

me from the sidelines

houstonians are never beating the allegations

it's so cool when my enemies voluntarily prove my negative assumptions about them

Elon turned Grok into the "no one ___ like Gaston" song

But I am taking up witchcraft specifically to destroy this man’s life.

We did it, Houston Whitmire must be so proud, time to remove a few more bike lanes

puede sonar cruel, pero todos que aparecen en este vídeo deberían morir

I don't have "too many tabs open." My tabs are flourishing. Healthy. Bountiful. The ecosystem is thriving.

*STARES AT JOHN WHITMIRE AND HOUSTON*

If Craig Brittain is liking your posts, you should probably consider that your ideas are bad

CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM APOLOGIA, DRINK

writing in EVIL SECULARIST CANDIDATE in the 2028 primary

it isn't actually better to rule in hell. hell fucking sucks. let's not

typical bluesky user

People want to believe that the GOP’s electoral success in red states is the result of dirty tricks and gerrymandering instead of the sincerely held beliefs of a majority of the population because a mechanical issue is easier to fix than wrestling with how to make people not believe what they do.

here’s me

2004

how it feels to not have a job

people are so wedded to the equation of physical beauty and moral worth that if you point out that it’s bullshit, they will twist themselves into pretzels to try to find a way to ‘prove’ that they’re right.

reading this is the shit post version of god flashing a bottle of painkillers in front of me and asking if tonight is the night i'm finally gonna do it

"But there is no need of gods nor secret conspiracies to drive men towards the most absurd catastrophes. Human nature alone is quite sufficient." —Simone Weil, Let’s Not Fight the Trojan War Again

Just how morally, ethically, intellectually bankrupt do you have to be to argue that 15-year-olds can sell sex but can’t affirm gender

Toad sat on the edge of his bed. “Blah,” said Toad. “I feel down in the dumps.” “Why?” asked Frog. “I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.

hell yeah i love cancel culture

NYT EDITORIAL DESK "did you do that Nuzzi profile?" "sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked" "you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"

Turns out all the worst people you know of really are the worst, plus some you only speculated on.

You ever get the feeling it’s too late

With genuine shame, recent years in politics have given me my first taste for what it is to have moralised contempt for my opponents. Not hatred, not fear; contempt. There's some core element of the right wing coalition at the moment which seems to me best described as a revolt of the loser men...

jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away

Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been during these last few days. But now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been well-spent. We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. Based on the revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability, this machine will—

I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together

The inevitable tradwife bait-and-switch

my patience has increased but I will say, it is ok to have trouble reading, it is not ok to scream at people for things you imagined they said because you can't read what they actually said

'Elon kan reed buks' and 'Noah can't read signs' are the two things giving me life this week onemileatatime.com/news/economi...